Didn't know #Tiramisu #Cupcake was a thing before today but very glad to know it does in fact exist. #EatCanberra #Lawson

Watching #FitForTV and it seems Bob Harper went on to clear up any misconceptions that he wasn't a complete abhorrent fuckwit.. #TheBiggestLoser

Managed to install my new tap but.... 🤔

Love how my phone random gives me random memories of stupid shit I've done. On today's menu a random #drawing of a dragon I did inside a plastic tub.

Finally got some plants for my desk at work. Even I shouldn't be able to kill these.

I'd forgotten and underappreciated just how awesome #Lego is...

My tikok & instagram feed is filled with clips from a 90s show called ##DecoratingCents. The only thing more unhinged than them painting a rug into hardwood floors is that it lasted for 31 seasons and 403 episodes 😂😭

So not a drag queen? Weird.

So tempted to buy the #PenisOwl art work.. #Belconnen #Canberra.

**Accidentally spilled some water on my chair so I guess my desk will be in standing mode for the rest of the work day** 🫠🫠🫠

Tad fresh this morning in #Canberra... #Winter

Another Friday, another #Canberta #BahnMi adventure. 11/10 chicken portion

Ok #Winter has definitely arrived in #Canberra.

The way I am psychological wired made it impossible for me not to try these.. #Shapes #Snacks

AFC Wimbledon revel in reaching League One after edging out Walsall in playoff final

Took advantage in the little break of 🌧️🌧️ in #Canberra to run across and get a crispy pork belly #BahnMi

Whoever organises the next #Spurs press conference needs to make sure that 🤡 is front and centre. #Uelfinal

South Melbourne ✅ Brisbane Roar ✅ Melbourne Victory ✅ Yokohama Flugel-Marinos ✅ Socceroos (Asian Cup) ✅ Celtic FC ✅ Tottenham Hotspur 🏆

Says he'll win a trophy in his 2nd season ✅ Wins the #UEL ✅ #TOTMUN #UELfinal

The quote goes HARD! ANGE HAS DONE IT!!! EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS! #UELFinal

The biggest challenge for #Spurs now is finding 11 sober players to line up against Brighton. #UelFinal

Waiting to hear from all those English jounos who used the whole win trophies in second year thing to mock Ange. #UELfinal

I absolutely can not wait for the Strayan swagger, sarcasm and smugness from Ange in the press conference ❤️#UELFinal

I mean it turned out better than expected seeing as I did it 🫠 #PaintByNumbers #art

I highly approve of this new #BahnMi place opening closer to my work. #Canberra

So it seems the Nats have decided to cut away their junior partner? #Auspol

This has to be a contender for best #Bahnmi in #Canberra. Why did it take me so long to try it.. 😭

ART OF THE FOLD........

The irony of a #SkyNews employee describing a rival network as a “lunatic asylum masquerading as a news network" is hysterical. #auspol

My paint by numbers attempt.. I mean there is concepts of #art in there 🤷‍♂️

Extremely funny to me that right wingers are combing through the new pope’s old tweets and trying to cancel him like Disney just cast him in a live action Frozen remake

Some irony that Peter Dutton no longer has a Voice to parliament #auspol

Turns out people like a nice looking muppet.

News.corp bet the farm on culture wars and racism. Enjoy swimming alone in your own bath of excrement

Who would have thought costing up to One Nation would result in getting hammered in the capital cities. Big shout out to the stupid orange fuck in Washington as well, it all helped #Auspol #Ausvotes

It’s as if being tone deaf is a right wing skill. Go on, bury your head in the sand and pretend everyone else is the problem. It’s this attitude that has seen the LNP completely wiped out yet again at the ballot box. But hey, keep shifting more to the right yeah? It’s working wonders for you.

Was walking by EB games and refuse to accept their definition of Wii being a "retro" console 😭

If Australia did this we wouldn't be able to field a team in any sport 😳

Isn't Amelia Hamer a renter 🤔 #auspol

**Me checking the #ucl scores on my phone** #BarvInt #Inter #Barca #ChampionsLeague

Poilievre is outta Poiliarment. That’s how much they hate Trump.

Stand with us, or fall against us. Flippers up.

Australia is being criminally shortchanged in the #snack world. Thankfully Asian Supermarkets are fighting back. Anyway I'm sure Coles or Woolworths will give us another rebadged bbq flavour 🙄 oh look it's "Sizzling Summer grill"

Here we go again! #Raiders #Nrl.

Love how this was the smallest portion of chips available from my local takeaway 😂

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

You first.

From @reuters.com: President Donald Trump's sweeping foreign aid freeze has stalled a United Nations program in Mexico aimed at stopping imported fentanyl chemicals from reaching the country's drug cartels, according to eight people familiar with the situation. www.reuters.com/world/americ...

Roar have one of the biggest meme kits the A-League has seen in a long time. Love to see it. #NewVBri