an angel lost their doc martens today

Stoneybatter

i can be trusted to care for a sourdough starter billions of tiny lives depend on me yet i discard some of them and devour others i am become a terrifying (and delicious) goddess

happy cæsar perforation day to those who celebrate

fine, screw you *untiddles your wink*

100 days later, full of screws and pins, starting to walk again cronch 2: orthopedic trauma boogaloo

*inappropriate flirting noises* hehehe i’m in it for the pastries

day 9 of feeling the jagged ends of my fibula grind against each other when i move or breathe or think about it cronch

it’s pumpkin spice white russian season again

cream of wheat is just polenta with gluten

be me have crush on bestie never shoot your shot because you don’t want to lose that friendship cuddle with her every chance you get useless.wav yearning.jpeg lesbian.pdf dear sweet Goddess i love her so much it’s my only joy and my greatest pain

military: you have no prospects, why not throw your life away me (younger): sounds awful, i’m in them: actually we’ll take care of you, honest me: really? them (today): hahaha nope me (today): i always kinda knew that them: we honestly were hoping you wouldn’t make it this far me: same

“i am *not* putting donnie darko inspired sets on my OF!” i love my bgf but she has some unhinged ideas

be me log on for the first time in months look at the skeet your friend linked in the gc write one low effort skeet forget bsky exists for a few more months but first, change my pfp

jfc why do masc lesbians disappear so fast at closing time, i did make it clear that i had bo plans tmw

hack for arranging a trauma song choose “sad cowboy apocalyptic” make sure to throw in Am, maybe even arpeggiate that sad lil chord

few things soothe my old enlisted soul quite like watching someone butter my toast with a paint brush

the parts of europe that aren’t already under far-right governments fall under moscow’s influence by winter to avoid freezing. china fills the power vacuum left by the US’ reckless feckless withdrawal from the world stage across the global south. of course taiwan falls to the pla

my non-credible take: iran and israel (with trusty sidekick US) engage in a war of mutual destruction. qatar and UAE get dragged in as retaliation for hosting US forces. saudi hegemony in the gulf as an aftermath, chaos from the med to the indian ocean. pax americana, and US global hegemony, gone

New latex accessory came today really enjoyed it ty Phoenix latex #latex

Checking messages and writing notes time for a session. #bdsm #Dominatrix #latex

@ash-bluetile.bsky.social such a good girl being tied up with innocence and loving it #rope #bdsm

Got to see this lovely sub for fun and she was such a good girl taking care of me @ash-bluetile.bsky.social I will cherish her surrender to me #latex #dominatrix #lgbtq #bdsm

my body is a machine that turns girldick into sucked girldick

y’know, i bet my coworkers want to hear breakcore this morning they need me to play some loud

if you pronounce aunt as “ant” we’re gonna have to settle this with fisticuffs

i didn’t choose the large automobile, she chose me

disappears from bsky for months wakes up and chooses to shitpost

maybe i should retire and supplement my income writing rough degrading transbian forcefem werewolf smut think of all the omelettes i could make

drunk girl at karaoke: you get it! here’s my business card, email me because i want to know your whole story her email reply: who the fuck are you again? babe, not even i know that

sansbian trex

babe, wake up it’s not pi day a decimal approximation is an insult to the raw beauty of pi pi day should be the 22nd of july 22/7 is a better way to express this beautiful number

i am become scruffy the destroyer of my virtue *mrrrrowp*

broke: sleep woke: texting bespoke: texting with the bombshell who seduced you last night

before i commit to the orc princess look i need to know if my insurance will cover full body green tattoos and tusk implants

*confidently clacking the shift key* all set! *nothing happens*

butch magnet not a bad quality to find in oneself

zap zap bitches all i smell is burnt hair … and victory

listen up, power skeeters, a lowbie is posting

headline: anti-trans attacks are on the rise actual story is about drag queens. horrific? yes. centering cis gay men? also yes. misleading headline? mmmhmm

the jaws of the trap are clearly visible the eo banning my people from military service includes verbiage that dovetails with the just announced 4th pillar of “reforming” the federal workforce time to have my retirement stolen again

“hey Vox, what brought you to feminism?” basically this.

jfc there’s a hype video for the orange buffoon at wh(dot) guv

nobody: hey wanna bang? my ace-spec ass: hell yeah i want to hear colors babe

trauma meltdowns: unwanted spice in a relationship

gonna be bummed when spring comes, i’m suddenly bôôbin in sweaters and nobody is more surprised than i

i was abused and controlled for too many years to know how be a decent girlfriend

new theory: bielefeld was swallowed up by the bermuda triangle and sank with fair atlantis

I'm what you call an outdoor cat girlfriend