Well this was a lovely find in HMV today

Chocolate games gone mate Toffee Crisp and Blue Riband no longer called ‘chocolate’ after recipe change www.theguardian.com/food/2025/de...

Yep, it’s the hope that kills you

Do not get your hopes up Do not get your hopes up Do not get your hopes up Do not get your hopes up Do not get your hopes up

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

‘I’d offer you a beer but I’ve only got six cans’

Another great gone, but not really, he played on some immortal records so we’ll always have that guitar. RIP

Erm…yeah…wow

1. It’s MidNITE Vultures 2. Fuck off, it’s a good album 3. It’s FISCHERspooner 4. TIM Machine !?!?

I’m constantly amazed that Talking Pictures are showing things that BBC4 seem to have no interest in. You could do a whole season on French cinema.

Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

Oh man. Just heard the news about Robin Smith. One of my first cricket heroes, a bludgeon of a player devastating on his day. His cut shot was a force of nature. RIP Judge

Spurs

Absolute spanking this. Get the kids on at half-time #ENGvCHN

Have China got any players on that left side? #ENGvCHN

The Martin Scorsese documentary on Apple is excellent youtu.be/DBlEQHcXAJY

Great win that Everton, proper backs to the wall job

Everton now down to 9 men with Beto coming on

(L-R): shitposting, my deadline, me, my editor

Is Dewsbury-Hall worth an England call up?

Everton!! Great entertainment in this first half.

RIP Jimmy Cliff. Magnetic in The Harder They Come and what a voice. youtu.be/TegLTsuvzXQ

Bloody awful news. RIP

This is not an Onion headline

Yep

Glorious

It’s commentary that makes it

Scotland v England in the group stages then

Scotland at a World Cup is a glorious thing and especially at the one to come. Simply cannot wait to see a load of drunk Glaswegians taking the piss out of ICE officers in Miami or wherever. Give it loads, lads. ✊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Fair fucks Scotland some win that.

Someone ordered Weezer on Temu #TOTP

Fastball??? An entire nation stares blankly at their TV’s #TOTP

Long exposure to carbon monoxide, more like.

We go live to Downing Street

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

Whilst I agree with most of this, Davie himself was part of the supine response to attacks on the BBC.

When you hear there's another new job going.

Rob and Romesh vs the Director General

That was brilliant brilliant television from start to finish #CelebrityTraitors

HAHAHAHAHAHA Deserved that for being shit Faithfuls #CelebrityTraitors

I must confirm that I am *not* the one and only

Excellent bracket work on the New Tricks program description

Shot themselves in the foot again #CelebrityTraitors

THEY’VE KILLED CELIA #CelebrityTraitors

Feel sorry for Phoebe Litchfield and Laura Wolvaardt, they both played great innings but Jemimah Rodrigues just played the knock of the tournament. Will be good to see a team other than the Aussies with their name on the trophy.

It begins

I was there, it was magical. Gillian Welch and David Rawlings review – perfectly paired talents at the peak of their powers www.theguardian.com/music/2025/o...

Interval at the Gillian Welch and David Rawlings gig and it’s beyond my expectations. They’ve been on my bucket list for a long time and I genuinely had a tear in my eye when they walked out.

Tonight