Save me cranberry lime seltzer save me

Took a stroll a block down the road to grab coffee where I chatted with the coffee shop owner and the owner of the newly opened historical theater before taking a lap in the chic vintage shop next door between sessions of my dream job on a random Thursday morning is this really my life fr

The funniest part of Seance of Blake Manor is when you talk to a guy who's like "this thing must have broke because the horse got spooked" and then you look at the horse and it immediately goes "this horse has never been scared of anything in its life"

Spike running around muttering to himself about getting a soul at the end of season 6 is so funny to me like Get comfy til I get back slayer because when I get back I'm going to be sooo nice to you Gonna give that bitch what she deserves - my respect

I published an essay about a video game I loved playing as a kid. trungles.ghost.io/queer-nostal... You can also find it on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/queer-...

My therapist and me receiving our ADHD diagnoses within weeks of each other 😎👉👉 👈👈😎

Inviting my friends to a wine and craft night but it's really an intervention about how their resistance to watching Buffy is actually self-negligence

🥲 They Pur-did

Wondering if I should bill differently between my 10am clients and my 5pm clients. My 10a clients get a lot of somatic "where is that in your body" questions where my 5ps get "what do you think the pussiest name is?"

Watching later seasons of Buffy and thinking "that is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen" until the very next shot of a different woman

Saw an insta reel where someone was sorting the new Taylor Swift songs into Hogwarts houses and got so embarrassed I locked myself out of the app for the rest of the day

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Can Danganronpa just leave me alone

Okay but why is this Suika fruit game the coolest part of this direct

Never in my wildest dreams NINTENDO WHAT lmfao

FIFA - Friends Idolizing Foot Athleticism and you can't tell me otherwise

Metroidvanias are sadly not my thing but dang Silksong's sound design goes hard

Summoner

Death Becomes Her but it stars Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog

I sure have a lot of Narcotics Anonymous books for someone who's never smoked weed

Became wholly emotionally dependent on my neighborhood pool this summer and it's closing in two weeks and someone needs to put me on a watch list

I found something @catsofyore.bsky.social will like, I hope! from a book in our newsroom library …

Super sad about Tom Lehrer tbh. A lot of childhood road trips were scored by our collection of Lehrer CDs. Used his music to find other like-minded weirdos in middle and high school. RIP to one snappy, sardonic, musical and mathematical dude

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

Beat Saber might be my Pink Opaque. Whenever I see it I know that's where I'm supposed to be but I'm too much of a coward to abandon this reality

This SGDQ Beat Saber showcase is making me lose my mind stop i cannot justify buying VR gear for a single game STOP

Strawberry season, pool pass, arts festival, deltarune,, PEAK power conditions

boom boom boom boom, i delta in my rune

millennial say "sugar water" normal challenge

kids at the park pretending to drive a bus, the stops are: fried pickle shop, library, school, therapy

Today we celebrate Him

Petition to rename seals "bog dogs"

Schmigadoon is like, fine, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't stomp my feet and howl like a cartoon wolf every time Jane Krakowski was on screen

Are you KIDDING ME

we have wind waker at home

"We want Wind Waker on the Switch!" *Monkey paw curls*

Nintendo coming out of the gate STRONG 🐄

The Wreck-It-Ralphification of Donkey Kong is fascinating. Mirrors reflecting mirrors reflecting mirrors

Re silksong I don't go here but I'm happy for yinz

DELTARUNE DATE ANNOUNCEMENT OH. OH!!!!

Windwaker announced as an online perk gamecube port. Devastating.

Using the new Nintendo Switch 2 Camera to facetime into Shadow Generations and give him a little onscreen kiss

Moo moo farm cow for smash NOW

My dad went to Antarctica following his 70th birthday to complete a bucket list item of visiting every continent which ok obviously cool but In the most sentimental move of his life he apparently made space in his luggage to take an Opus the Penguin plush with him to try to find his mother??? god.

Today I woke up and went to my own therapy and then drove to work to deliver 8 hours of therapy before I went home and turned on two episodes of Shrinking, a show about therapy is this it AM I DOING IT

She's so hot and he's so Adam Scott??

Recently learned that the shrouded mythos of the switch 2 has yielded playground rumor mongering. My nephews inform me one kart can hold up to eight characters in Mario Kart 9

Fuck yes www.npr.org/2025/02/14/n...

once again eagle and a human are about to FIGHT