listening to a podcast about curse of the werewolf and it turns out that it's a HUGE pet peeve of mine when people say "woof" instead of woLf ! who knew!

the boys have gotten into football lately and they are absolutely shocked that I can throw a football pretty well

taught old guy number 1 how to pirate nhl games so I guess it all balances out

unfortunately the first old guy just talked the second (very drunk) old guy out of leaving a $20 tip on a two shot tab, so now he's my enemy

a different old guy (self proclaimed) just unironically cheersed his shot of jameson with "i'm so fucking lonely" let's gooooo

they're replaying one of the yankees games at this bar and this old couple just came in and the man exclaimed "oh look, the yankees are playing toronto...we caught it in plenty of time....I hope the yankees win" and full on WAGGLED his eyebrows

avs game on one screen, @fyapod.bsky.social live on the other, my hyperfixations really showed up tonight

avs twitter? blue sky???? psychic for tonight is absolutely josh manson let's gooooooo avs

happy to report that I still, after all these years, know every lyric to no pads, no helmets...just balls

witnessing a bunch of colorado land lubbers finding out that the "clam" in "clamato" stands for clams...

saw a commercial for ai at the movies today that referenced james blunt throughout years of this kid's life but then at the end for the climax played the song she's so high by tal bachman which really sums up ai I guess!

had a dream that they made a kidz bop version of True Believer and honestly it was really good

found out this week that my parents think I invented the word jabroni !!!

the fact that there's texas and la show mcr merch online but new jersey merch sold out within an hour of the stand opening breaks my fucking heart

at a rest stop in pa and there's a "mommy and me" stall in the bathroom with both a grown up toilet and a child-size toilet

OK so I enjoy folding laundry but I know a lot of people HATE specifically the folding aspect of laundry, but I just saw a video where someone was STANDING to fold??? do people do that??? is that a common thing??? is that why people hate laundry so much???

someone at this park brought a huge tortoise???!!! it's just ??? wandering around the playground!!!

since there's not gonna be a rep tv I've decided to continue gatekeeping so it goes...

kids at the park pretending to drive a bus, the stops are: fried pickle shop, library, school, therapy

meet me at the planetarium, I'll be the one crying at the taylor swift laser show

heard a lot of stories today that are making me wonder: do teen girls no longer have girl friends that will tell them their boyfriends are dirtbags? I feel like when I was a teen I had tons of girls telling me when my boyfriends were dirtbags. and some of those girls weren't even my friends!!!

was feeling grouchy so I listened to some best coast and now I mostly feel grateful that im not THAT grouchy all the time anymore

welp. I guess I have time to find a hobby now.

shout out to these bartenders for splitting the tvs evenly between the nuggets game and the avs game

"i wake with your memory over me that's a real fucking legacy to leave" but it's me dreaming about being on velocicoaster

"organizing and throwing things away before moving" but it's me sitting on the floor reading poems I wrote a lifetime ago

this bar has the altitude stream on on tv and the espn stream on the one next to it, guess which one is 12 seconds behind

Shutout the Stars 🧱 #GoAvsGo | #BuiltDifferent

brb tattooing "loc shg (unassisted)" on my forehead

girls just wanna watch logan o'connor score shorthanded goals

just overheard a guy saying that hockey is boring compared to, of all things, BASEBALL???? did not seem like he was joking. absolutely insane take.

love when I walk into the bar and the bartender immediately stops what she's doing to put the game on for me 🥹

ended up with a surprise day off today and it took me two albums to sort through all my clothes and figure out which I'm giving away before moving, a project I didn't think I would have time for until next week~ so basically I'm invincible now

my brother texted me to wish the avs luck and I know they want a return luck text for their gfs team but she's a v*gas fan so sorry that won't be happening

GIRLS JUST WANNA WATCH LOGAN OCONNOR SCORE PLAYOFFS GOALS

as usual, I am BEGGING the nhl to announce the actual time the game starts instead of a half hour earlier than actual puck drop

every single former av I follow on ig posting about gabe playing with the eagles has me 🥹🥹🥹

9 y/o just called uranium "the big U"

the good thing about my shitty memory is I can enjoy all the epic universe spoilers coming out this weekend and get excited about going but it'll all still be new to me by the time I actually go probably over a year from now

shuffle absolutely wrecking me this morning with seven into would've could've should've

fell asleep early and nathan actually scored in a shootout? everyone can say thank you now

this woman at the park let her huge dog climb up the playground to the top of the slides and then got mad when it wouldn't come back down....like....why......

just once i'd like to meet someone who my dude works with who takes my job seriously...like.. I didn't say ANYTHING about the toddler watching an ipad in the corner....give me some grace like i'm giving you grace please

when you're having a good time around new people and then someone uses the r slur and you have to try to be assertive but not aggressive with people you barely know

there's a guy we run into a lot around town (he works at a bar we're regulars at) and I always forget that he has a fucking GIANT lana del rey tattoo on his WHOLE THIGH

diet dr pepper and pimento dram is the perfect afternoon cocktail

finished sunrise on the reaping and now the question is: will my puffy eyes from crying calm down in time for me to go out in an hour?

shout out to the 8 people in line in front of me on libby who decided they didn't have time for sunrise on the reaping, I thought I was gonna have to wait weeks and then got both the audio and ebook versions this morning!

my ed therapist has me using this app that gives me "rewards" when I update it, and this afternoon my reward was a song from glee

driving for 7.5 hours straight and then finding out we got ej back, currently crying in a random mcdonalds off the highway in new mexico