Dear USA, 25th Amendment now please. Yours, the UK 🤞

We rise again at the Easter weekend. Big Phil really is the messiah #ncfc

I’m sooo looking forward to playing Nazi FC on Saturday now #ncfc

Wow! Now…. We’re all Boro aren’t we? #ncfc

Unbelievable. King Charles is STILL set to fly to the US to celebrate with Trump in April. With everything Trump is saying and doing right now - and the hate and chaos he's spreading - this trip must be cancelled. Agree? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ca...

Saw this on insta. I can’t claim credit for this excellent objet d’art #ncfc

www.theguardian.com/football/202.... #ncfc

Oh dear. 🤣 www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town...

"The Athletic has seen a message sent by an associate of a senior club figure to a Reform official asking for a meeting with Farage during his visit to the town." If this is the case either chairman Mark Ashton or head of communications Marcus Nash will be gone by the time Ipswich come to Carrow Rd.

BREAKING: Ipswich Town have been deducted 8pts after breaking FA rules which strictly prohibit political statements on clothing and stadium environments.

Actually it’s a stupid move by Reform to do these “stadium tours” as they are just going to alienate the local population anyway. Maybe they should continue them 🤣

Ipswich fans ‘disgusted and ashamed’ after Nigel Farage photo opportunity at Portman Road

I don’t think so… Shame that club down the road didn’t look up the FA and FIFA rules #ncfc

Lovely own goal from that team there. I’m actually looking forward to seeing them at Carrow Road now #ncfc

New scum away strip 🤣

We need a “Refugees welcome” tifo to go up when Farage’s boys come to Carrow Road #ncfc

Scum at scum. WTF? 🤮

I never got this book at my school…

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

I just don’t know whether to watch Ip5wich or Spurs… switching between both games for the shit and giggles

I’ve never been that interested in the Champions League… Until now 🤣 Just checking out next seasons opposition 😉

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

When I was at White Hart Lane for the Spurs v Norwich FA cup game in 2020 (which we won), a salty Spurs fan came up to me after the game and said: “enjoy the Championship” (not in a good way, of course) ….This could be karma at last 🤣

Chuckle of the day from [email protected]

What happened to Venezuela? Oh yeah, that was last week’s Netflix episode #trump

Trump hates Spain and says “we can use their bases if we want to” 🙄Threatens to stop trade with Spain. They’re in the EU, you ignorant fucknut 🤣

Trump looking even more orange today. Make-up folks working overtime 🤣

Trump is talking about his curtains. How much longer does the world have to put up with this?

When I talk about “the fascists” on here, I mean Reform. No other word for them. They’re currently operating at the Trump 1.0 level but will ramp it to Trump 2.0 levels if they were to get power. I just wish the media would wake up and smell their bullshit, and call them out.

As a progressive who has voted Labour all her life, and is somehow still in the Labour Party, yes, I could absolutely live with a Green Party government. I’ll vote for whoever can defeat the fascists. That won’t mean vote Tory, as they’ve been captured by them already.

Donald Trump still refuses to admit his defeat in the 2020 presidential election, and now it looks like Nigel Farage is following the same playbook after the by-election in Gorton and Denton. Don’t let Farage try Trump’s tactics in Britain. Share now.

I’m sick of the media fretting about the future of the royals, how will Andrew cope not sleeping in an ermine-lined bed, or whatever. What about the victims? #royals

Take away the castles, the privilege and the wealth, and you are left with one helluva problem family, one who would have had the book thrown at them had they been working class. #royals

Oh, I see the football gods have intervened….. #ncfc At least we have a Head Coach who’ll give it a helluva go this time round 😄 In Clement we trust 🤞👍

again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are his net worth is $253.2 billion. so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire and then do it again tomorrow and again the day after that and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months

Saw on telly that Leeds’ goalkeeper tried to hide the list of Brum’s penalty takers written on his water bottle, but the cameras got them from another angle. Thats really not on #FACup

Still suffering with a horrible dose of Covid, so it’s only just sunk in that it was another brilliant win for #ncfc yesterday!

@uksnowmap.com lots of snow falling in NR4 now and it seems to be settling 7/10 #UKsnow

NCFC Head Coaches Dean Smith - Only here for the golf Wagner - Norfolk’s Ted Lasso Thorup - started brightly, ended very shitely Manning - WOAT (“W” stands for worst in this context 😂) Clement - Miracle worker, the best manager we have had since Farke (and Lambert) #ncfc 🙌💚💛

Two winners… Jacob with Philippe Clement at the CSF awards last week (he stayed the whole of the evening, even though we had a match the next day) 💚💛#ncfc

Norwich away fans… Savour this moment. Nights like these make it worthwhile, god knows you have endured so much shite for so long! Happy days are here again 💛💚 #ncfc

Viva Nodge, viva Clement 💚💛 #ncfc

I really, really liked what Clement had to say during his first press conference and I was hopeful we actually found a decent manager after all the duds we’ve had to put up with in recent years. But this turnaround is just absolutely unbelievable, more than I could have dreamt of 💚💛#ncfc

And we leapfrog Sheffield United… Keep it going, lads, need a to keep that three goal margin #ncfc

Last time #ncfc got a hat trick was Pukki in 2021 against Huddersfield (I think?) They don’t come around that often for us. This is astonishing 💚💛