I’m sick of the media fretting about the future of the royals, how will Andrew cope not sleeping in an ermine-lined bed, or whatever. What about the victims? #royals

Take away the castles, the privilege and the wealth, and you are left with one helluva problem family, one who would have had the book thrown at them had they been working class. #royals

Oh, I see the football gods have intervened….. #ncfc At least we have a Head Coach who’ll give it a helluva go this time round 😄 In Clement we trust 🤞👍

again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are his net worth is $253.2 billion. so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire and then do it again tomorrow and again the day after that and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months

Saw on telly that Leeds’ goalkeeper tried to hide the list of Brum’s penalty takers written on his water bottle, but the cameras got them from another angle. Thats really not on #FACup

Still suffering with a horrible dose of Covid, so it’s only just sunk in that it was another brilliant win for #ncfc yesterday!

@uksnowmap.com lots of snow falling in NR4 now and it seems to be settling 7/10 #UKsnow

NCFC Head Coaches Dean Smith - Only here for the golf Wagner - Norfolk’s Ted Lasso Thorup - started brightly, ended very shitely Manning - WOAT (“W” stands for worst in this context 😂) Clement - Miracle worker, the best manager we have had since Farke (and Lambert) #ncfc 🙌💚💛

Two winners… Jacob with Philippe Clement at the CSF awards last week (he stayed the whole of the evening, even though we had a match the next day) 💚💛#ncfc

Norwich away fans… Savour this moment. Nights like these make it worthwhile, god knows you have endured so much shite for so long! Happy days are here again 💛💚 #ncfc

Viva Nodge, viva Clement 💚💛 #ncfc

I really, really liked what Clement had to say during his first press conference and I was hopeful we actually found a decent manager after all the duds we’ve had to put up with in recent years. But this turnaround is just absolutely unbelievable, more than I could have dreamt of 💚💛#ncfc

And we leapfrog Sheffield United… Keep it going, lads, need a to keep that three goal margin #ncfc

Last time #ncfc got a hat trick was Pukki in 2021 against Huddersfield (I think?) They don’t come around that often for us. This is astonishing 💚💛

Oh my word! Toure 💛💚 #ncfc

That was some win. Forza the Nodge 💛💚 #ncfc

ARTE

So if Trump has so little regard for the UK’s military, then the US should take their missiles off UK soil. The US is now a rogue state who continues to colonise our air force bases. Time for them to go.

UK officials maintain a wall of secrecy around US military bases here. They refuse to say what military operations are conducted from them, how many US intelligence agents they host, and even whether the US has deployed nuclear weapons to them. www.declassifieduk.org/uk-secrecy-o...

By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party When an MP decides they want to defect to another party, a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their elected official. #ukpol

Better to fly a Danish flag than an American one…. 🤣 #ncfc 🇩🇰💛💚

Wow…. Josh who???? #ncfc

That explains the smell.

Great work from Carsie Blanton here...

Thought for the day (from [email protected]):

What a win today! So pleased for the away fans, who have travelled up and down the country watching complete dross for the most part these last few years 💚💛 #ncfc

Farage doesn’t want “career politicians” in his party… Says this at his presser with a straight face as he sits next to Jenrick, who is probably the most shameless careerist of them all 😂

Visited urgent eye care service at local opticians - seen on time, full checks carried out, an excellent service and free of charge thanks to our #NHS 👍👏🙌

If anyone is still on that hellsite (god knows why), please get off it now www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...

Sarge has been out of form for so long now. Forget what he was, it’s about what he is now. Thanks, but it’s over… move on imo #ncfc

Christmas came and went! Tree comes down tomorrow 😢

Time for anyone still having a presence on that hellhole to call it a day…. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Europe must unite or it’s ‘finished,’ Poland’s Tusk warns as Trump salivates over Greenland “One for all, and all for one,” Polish prime minister urges as U.S. strikes Venezuela and threatens Greenland.

Just seen the highlights (lowlights) on ITV. Looked as lily-livered as we always looked under Manning, that second goal was just awful. What has happened since New Year’s Day? 🤷‍♀️😱 #ncfc

Just shows us the criminal damage caused by the disastrous managerial appointments and wasteful signings made by the club. Clement has a helluva job on his hands. I still think he’ll come good tho #ncfc

“It’s one of those” today. That’s the last time you’ll EVER hear me quoting Liam Manning. 😂 #ncfc

All I want for new year is a creative midfielder 🙏 #ncfc

It sounded we just weren’t on the money today. I’m revising my “out of bottom three in new year” prediction, reckon we will get out of this by February. Second half of season will be easier, weaker teams will struggle. Gotta be positive 👍 #ncfc PS Clem, don’t play Sarge AND Mak tho

Hopes for new year from my brother, a West Ham fan….

Blew a really good chance today. Oppo have lots of injuries, games postponed which would have seen #ncfc get out of bottom three with just a draw. I’ve been so optimistic but this is a bit of a wake-up call, reminding me the club was really in the shit and that we’re not out of it 🙄

… And I predicted a win! Hope I didn’t jinx it. But you can’t play Sarge and Makama together imo…

Aw shit

Oh bollocks!