monocoque? yeah of course. what, have you got two down there?

a gun is a type of animal

see i dont have mommy issues beclaws my mom was just not around. dad? also absent. i was somewhat mature for a kid my age after all :3

Society has a great need for more lesbian ugly bastards

no these bonds on my magic arent "basically a chasitity cage" its to keep all of you peasants save from my awful power. my mind shudders at the thought of the raw destruction that would be unleashed were i to be released right now. it might even tear my body apart. so be grateful.

chat is it a droning or moaning type of night tonight

[world record holder for the any% witch speedrun] : so youre saying i can wish for anyth-hey why does my name say that.

Really enjoyed playing through the demo for Vholume, new game by one of the Straftat/Babbdi devs and featuring music by 1000 Eyes (Signalis composer). In love with the architecture, the hidden little snapshots of lives lived in an impossible space.

it must be anguish to be seperated from the hivemind, a shadow of your old self with onmy fractured memories. a broken piece of pottery trying to hold a bowl of soup. maybe youll rejoin later, but its different. theres a seam where understanding once was

making a minor oopsie feels like committing a war crime but each damned soul is also screaming in your head forever

the thing about having doll parts is that it actually makes u more molestable

carrying my little sister's soul gem around on a pendant and kissing it now and again so that she knows she is loved (her body lies contorted in a cardboard box at the back of a storage unit two cities away

chat it is the eeping hour and yet i am still on the run from big eep please dont turn me in for the million dollar reward

American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.

giving a girl who makes a bunch of decisions by coin flip a weighted coin and seeing how long it takes her to figure it out

wow thats really cute!! did you know that model only makes those sounds when they feel like their near critical failure

my friends were talking about WARHOUND the other day and i was so giddy to show them my copy beside my new shoes

yogurt is a type of nutrient slurry

having another girl touch the secret part of your computer is a kind of ntr it thinks

remembering when my friend showed me her computer and even popped open the chassis to show me her insides and i went "its kind of erotic right?" and she looked at me with the most deadpan expression

getting so hard at the girl sweet talking my computer while she repairs it i explode

Wick Witch 👀👁‍🗨

you say dont worry about it kitten but the kitten worries. in secret, in the dark hours

an earlier part of this interaction was her petting my tummy and talking to her friend - "what did you say its pronouns are again?" then her hand wanders upwards and cups my breast - "oh! yeah, that's a girl"

gloves are like muzzles for the hand mouths

Char gets so upset about her constantly and we even see him like crying on a bench in a park because he had to temporarily side with her and had to beg for her help. Anyways, Haman Karn eternal victory basically just by being better than everyone else.

ok she's being cute again :)

hmm

im glad i didnt reup my nitro tbh

Progress on my game's visuals: testing a new UI, creating new backgrounds, and adding FX! #indiedev #indiegame

ive been kicked out of every warhammer store in the tristate area because i keep using all my command points to force fem my enemy army

it's MY art and i get to draw the self-indulgent self-insert freak porn.

OHH MY GOD THIS THING IS SEX. OH MY GOD

calling a girls cables wires is sort of like a type of forced age regression

Come for WARHOUND and the NTR posting, stay for the watch autism. You *will* stay for the watch autism.

girlthings will have one beer and get so sleepy

silent, waiting, foreboding

god forbid women have hobbies (tricking people into falling off a cliff)

you can relax, and just let me take care of each~ and every~ little~ thing~

It's very funny how AI ads are never like, scientists using AI to scan thousands of ancient documents or some kind of actual plausible good use. It's always a guy being like hey chatGPT how do I make a bowl of cereal do I start with a bowl or the milk or what

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

slithers into your lap heedless of anything else you might be occupied with. hey. petting me time.

im like a werewolf but instead of a furry i transformed into a maid clutching the edge of her dress in dismay

Transform

i would let a girl hypnotise me, she wouldnt do anything bad. after all i cant accept any hypnotic commands i dont already want to do

That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.

it'll take ten years of ads where a smiling man holds a can of beans in front of the camera saying "you eat them. in your mouth" before we can sell a real product again. maybe we never find the golden age of the gorilla on a drum kit ever again

are you normal or did your parents love you

thinking about becoming more smug and mischevious