can you hold this for me

fishing with the bitches!!! #modelo

What Do You Do? > Give away the inner workings of your mind [Intuition - 13% chance of success] > Laugh at her Amazing Digital Circus joke [Deception – 97% chance of success]

Give the serving boy some mead, put some hair on his chest! HAH HAH HAH

there are two possible outcomes of being wholly honest about your emotions and needs: everything gets a lot better [OR] lose everything

Cops said I could be here. Besides, I ain't campin'. I'm with the mole people.

cw: puppygirl toilet

no one likes to laugh anymore. no one lets you take their shoes off and tickle their plump little toes anymore.

criticizing male privilege and how often men rely on it to move through the world is queerphobic

being perceived as an effeminate gay guy instead of a butch lesbian woman is like the death of the soul

it’s sooo annoying when people online act like they’re in the middle of some huge discourse when its like 5 people saying “i don’t agree” and 300 people going “wow this post REALLY pissed some people off, you can’t say anything without being attacked”

games are meant to be played with someone right next to you or it doesnt mean anything

good wrestling commission for @collecting2much.bsky.social

im lying im addicted to shy girls

i stopped bringing home shy girls cause they just blaire witch in the corner the whole time

its my weekend!!

Reddit rocks

mgmt has stopped allowing the bar to comp the food workers drinks and after one day everyone is ready to burn the property down

kills you with the bra + pit + arm combo

sex in some other city

a sodden girl with her bra peaking through

i’m going to kill all nerds

the only memes bluesky has are memes that buffs your art portfolio and boosts engagement.

Someone new in the Isles? Don't care. Plenty to drink for everyone.

i have to flag at work everyday and if i forget my handkerchief i go to the vape store across the street and get a light blue bandana

heart shaped meat :)

chew toy

What a pity.

i took a puff from that joink 4 hours ago, but i’m still high! imma fall in the frier!

Uh Oh! you smoked the Forever Joint! Start posting to fight back.

still rocking this girl shit, btw

i’m gunna be with my sisters for the next month so uhhmmmm i’m going to be gone for awhile bye :)

Bladesman, I was wondering if I might have a word?

when the rye and or barley mold hits mid sunday mass and next thing u know the whole town has thrown the woman who makes twine into the river

america doesn’t even have peasants, we’re just side gig hustlers which somehow has even less political cache and leverage

i bet doing molly at the peasant-commune meetings would have rocked.

watched the first episode of Chernobyl and it was really well executed and very very scary and made me feel sick but also I think I see the writings on the wall that it’s gunna be a “COMMUNISM SCARY!” jerkfest

Dragons Treasure

The high stakes taste sweeter

the guys in gay porn drawings don’t exist in real life

me and my chef made salmon and risotto and it was really good

okay my post-molly serotonin crash is over i think. i’m normal now

If you go camping sometimes you can comeback wrong