i’ve been watching 40~ minute videos that’s just people filming Japanese food cart vendors setting up and working their shifts. i wanna do that, it looks so fun. having to set that up and break it down every night looks like ASS tho, i dunno how those dudes aren’t all ripped

seeing a middling comic get a lot of attention creates an ire in me that i’m not proud of but i feel it none the less

omg this is so me and nobody

schmooly is always there for me

dude i have such a weird pussy fetish i want to like put my penis in one

i don’t even think ”musk” should be a weird fetish i think that’s just how we smell

musk fetish girl who doesn’t know fishing terms: wow you’re getting skunked? that sucks :( can i smell you?

i think from now on if anyone asks to hangout i’ll just say that I have open social hours at the bar by my work after I close from 11pm - 1am

swivel + feeding a senko up the line is what seems to be the most reliable. #2 octopus hooks are effective for my husband but not me. mad.

girl i’m so tired of getting skunkkkked, i don’t know what i’m doing wrong. even when they’re biting, i can’t land the hook or they’re unhooking themselves or something

i think my sleep schedule is utterly fucked now and i’m not getting back to normal soon

wifebeater is such an insane name for something,especially when it’s also supposed to mean literally that

guess who got bigger in a couple of ways

most of you

the hug of 87

it’s my weekend where is everyone

your momma’s so stupid, she put the sonic.exe cd in her computer

my love language is hands and arms

mom said it was my turn to cum

it’s so fun when plural friends have a change in who fronts its like “hii, who am I talking to now :)”

boys want bros but not brothers girls want sisters and also are playing house all the time

Fujoshi whores out her boyfriend ❤️❤️❤️ #nsfw #comics

cumbia is the besttt closing music. it’s not intense enough to keep you up after closing, but keeps you moving foward

the girl need for a sister at all times

i think sistering and twinning is just normal woman things cause i keep meeting regular women who call me “sister” or “twin”

people die

i don’t remember what i was writing

I can tell my bisexual friends are mad at their boyfriends when they start posting about how much they love women

big one

-woman draws a trans comic I probably would have drawn a few months ago- “hmm this feels a little trite and derivative to me”

girl who only got 2 hours of sleep and woke up and went fishing at 2 am

the lack of read mores on posting sites has ruined us

ffuuuuuck… fuuuckkk boys can be cute. guys can be cute fuckkk oh nooo

i think its funny that my mom and family are sooooo proud of our italian heritage but we….. never ever actually participated in it culturally except my mom made minestrone sometimes

stream by a creek cw// piss

would you be mad at me if i posted piss pics in the team chat, boss?

would you be mad at me if i posted piss

gets a tattoo of lisa simpson instead of bart cause im a feminst

i love fish dude they’re so funny to look at. i love when the water is clear and you can see all tje fish looking at your lure but not touching it

fish are like a dog that got hit on the head like in Parasite

everyone likes me

Turns out im not hated and its all in my head and life is good

at last

# my pissing photos

the thing about the Posting Disease is that, besides the host, the only one it effects are people with the Looking At Posts Disease