Cherry Diet Coke makes me absurdly happy. There’s something in it, isn’t there?

Straight in the gob in one go. How else?

I would pay well for Google Maps if they introduced an “Avoid Speed Bumps” option

You know when you’ve heard an album so many times you legitimately forget how bloody good it is? Kraftwerk’s Minimum Maximum is 22 years old, it’s been a while since I’ve listened but massively enjoying it right now

I don’t often hear people talk about “Again” by Colder. It’s 23 years old this year, and it’s an outstanding album.

What time is it? ChatGPT “It’s not 3:22am – it’s 9:36pm”

I hope the guy from Crash Test Dummies doesn’t mind if I sing his song an octave higher

If the internet is anything to go by, it seems the sole purpose of Dark Side of the Moon is to discuss different pressings and relative quality, instead of listening to the songs

I love how people crouch and huddle together in photos that would fit another 50 people

Walking along the road and giving all the drivers I see a thumbs down to let them know that I won't be requiring their hitch-hiking services at this time.

Anyone know the venue and date?

A genuine excerpt of ChatGPT’s response to a question about Harmonia’s back catalogue

I just knocked over a butter dish in a dream and the noise woke me up

The Fast Show live in Dublin tonight was great. They got through almost every character and catchphrase except Unlucky Alf. Forgot the poor bastard. Bugger.

I just snoze

When they hit two triple-20s, it’s handy the way the make the target much bigger to allow them hit the third one more easily

Important we never forget the true meaning of Christmas, which is stuffing yourself full of shite

Unbelievable darts by Hood there

Some users on setlist fm who log the gigs they were at are either very dishonest or very rich

Flies are so fast at dodging being swatted but I love how moths are the total opposite, you can ring a bell shouting "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!" and announce loudly to the moth, move the swatter slowly in its direction, warn it by waving your hands around, and then just get it anyway.

Kraftwerk were just great in Düsseldorf last night, such an enjoyable gig!

the bloody scene is bloody sad the bloody news is bloody bad the bloody folks are bloody daft don't make me bloody laugh it bloody hurts to look around everywhere in chicken town

Red Bull puts me to sleep

Marcel King - Reach For Love (New York Remix) [UK, Electro, Synth-Pop] (1985) – Factory Records https://redd.it/6l7ui3 https://youtu.be/0S7pup3sOQw

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MARIAH CAREY. Save valuable time this Christmas by learning that ‘true’ and ‘you’ are monosyllabic @vizcomic.bsky.social

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Product Idea - a Joy Division bootlegs Advent Calendar. "Hey, it's 12th December, let's see what's behind today's door... Ah! It's the Gruftgesaenge clear vinyl pressing with hyphens in the matrix number! How nice."

If I could have any feature request on iPhone, it would be an alarm sound that doesn’t give me a near heart attack when it goes off in the morning. None of their sounds start slowly and it’s been this way for years! Utterly daft.

99% of smoke alarm batteries are spent on testing that they still work

Previously unheard Cure show just appeared on that same YouTube channel that dropped the previously unheard Joy Division show yesterday!

I absolutely love how a shite quality Joy Division live recording is unearthed and we all go nuts with excitement. And I look forward to the next one wherever it comes from!

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Price was a gnat’s whisker off double top to win before everything changed. Fantastic game.

You shock me to the core… Now playing….. New Order Crystal (Bedrock)

It’s so important to not let yourself become bitter or disheartened or cynical. To not let the news of the world break your spirit. Because I’m already doing that. It’s my thing. Find your own, stop copying me.

The new armpit flavour Monster is not great if I’m honest

Time for some of this beauty…

I have no idea why one of my old tunes is used on this TikTok apparently about unripe plantain flour (the video, not the song) www.tiktok.com/@rive...

Human League’s Reproduction is a ridiculously good album (now playing…)

21 minutes of madness time! Chemical Brothers ‘Out of Control’ featuring Bernard from New Order (now playing)

Review of the first Fluke album from 1991 - The Techno Rose of Blighty

I saw Fluke live in Dublin in 1995 and it was a seriously good gig. Here’s the Hot Press article and advert.

How vinyl looked in 1991