5th floor shoe apartment - midi meets his cousins

I am looking at the time and something is happening.

I am proud to be a slacker!

Forcing any recent trans people to read 25 hours of 80s and 90s transgender magazines.

New thing - saying "not my problem" even when something is my problem

I have begun an experiment on X, the Everything App where I will try to get 10000 followers so I can make a GoFundMe for FFS. Wish me luck!

He HATES the pointer and LOVES Laurel Halo.

I need to spread more goodwill to counteract the generational curse that has plagued the women in my family for sixty years.

I want to get a bridge piercing. But I wear glasses. So I won't.

I will be going as the casting directors assistant from Mulholland Drive for Halloween.

something i am learning quickly is men hate losing to women at anything competitive lol

new shapes are happening

My new album “Ultimate Devotion Plus” is out now ❤️‍🩹 kahomatsui.bandcamp.com/album/ultima... music.apple.com/us/album/ult... on.soundcloud.com/nNDPrrALuqsq...

he caught and ate a giant fly and then fell asleep in there

making italian plum torte rn

misses couchly

i need to get a job as a consultant

It's not a joke if no one's laughing

well, you know what they say no heaven for journalists

we disavow!

blast from the past jumpscare

she has been captured in high definition

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buying plates i don't need with money i don't have

i'm a housewife homeschooling my adoptive daughter but only teaching her how to become a standup comic/podcast host

rare - he went on my desk for the first time in 3 years

why did i put all of my points into jester. am i stupid?

i have disposed of the haunted and/or cursed clown doll that has been in my bedroom for 2+ years. maybe things will begin to change for the better

we go again

feeling #betrayed and #hurt and #unemployed but we #keepgoing and #persevere

cats love to nibble sweet oats

they put me in video games

im not joking about this. i promise this is true. i made a new friend yesterday and saw his pronouns in bio change from he/him to he/they between yesterday and today

1 pin bowling

im really sad i haven't had a chance to practice at all the week leading up to what is (to me) the biggest melee tournament of the year :( i'm gonna play so bad :( we persevere

don't be the last to hear it first

custom license plate idea ARO ACE

tip : if someone ask for your pronouns respond by looking visibly confused and say "umm... i don't think i know what that means"

just chopped this up

i have lost my fastball. i'm nothing without my 2 seam

new favourite band www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKtQ... i think math pop-y stuff like this is soooo incredible when done well

love to see a really tall fire hydrant

i frolicked in the sun 🤸‍♀️ but then i was pensive and contemplative

the cia has hit midi with the gay beam

midi and sally chased a centipede around the house for an hour but they are pacifists and let it live

they wanted to strap me to a big wheel and spin me around and around and throw knives at me. I said no. but then they did it anyway

fml my cap and bells fell in the mud. i'm so worthless without my cap and bells

fml i'm about to be stretched on the rack. the king did NOT like me joking about his gout.

fml i just got flayed for not being respectful around the princess