No Joystick stream tonight. I just literally have not had the time to do anything today and am SO far from being ready to hop in front of a camera tonight 😂

in america, everything under the fuckin sun is obscene vile pornography that must be BANNED and everyone involved in it JAILED, except CSAM, which you can easily get on tap over at X The Everything App or any Meta social network no problem at all

Aren’t I supposed to be filled with serotonin and energy after a workout? Every single day when I step off the elliptical I just want to take two steps and fall into bed and take a nap

It’s not your duty to fill you own timeline with your remarks on the atrocities of today’s world. You’re not a news anchor nor a pundit.

The evil one is out and already being creepy

Finally got another one so now I can have one set to good and one set to evil and watch them fight! (But really I just wanted to be able to take one out of the box without feeling like I’m ruining it 😂)

for patreon(nsfw)

I’m so bad at going to sleep these days 😴

When you’re playing video games and want something on in the background and then remember that Charmed is on Peacock. Conveniently, Hell Hath No Fury is right there for whenever you want some casual, classic sitcom breast expansion 😂

anyways, don't get off discord yet; not because this isn't heinous but because we're currently in the post-horror scramble to find alternatives. give things a second to settle down so you can find out which ones suck and which ones don't. instead, cancel your nitro, yell at discord, and plan.

biting hazard.

YALL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS UP CALI! oag.ca.gov/contact/cons...

everyone whose been using a solo discord server as your paste and project planning folder or whatever its about time you start saving shit and hop on obsidian. with syncthing you can get it realtime synced between your mobile and pc and any devices for free too. don't pay for monthly fees.

Also, it’s probably this BTW. (The answer is basically… weather and the cooling and warming of air) www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...

bro I got a billion dollar idea, ok, "The Pooman Show" yeah it's like the truman show but like, we put cameras in random public bathroom stalls and stream it on kick!!! yeah yeah and we do write shit on the stall walls to advertise memecoins and startups and shit!! yeah its fuckin genius!!!

Last October.

I need cow print bikini that magically makes my tits massive. Occultists, scientists, and Witches need to get on this shit.

New measurement for if you’re considered to live in the Chicagoland area. Step outside. Is there a mystery smell? Is every post you see that is from a local news station or “what’s happening in….” Facebook group regarding said mysterious smell?

Wolfe and I decided that now that we’re in our 30s and 40s and can maybe possibly afford it, we should finally become one of those weird LEGO households 💸

I doubt it'll matter much, but I just canceled my discord nitro over the announcement of them doing age verification globally, either via AI, which is despise, or via providing them your government issued ID. Guess it's time to remember how the hell to set up ventrilo....

Remembering why I deleted those dating apps. I really need to stop thinking I'll find love

And now… dessert And by that I mean a beef and cheese croissant with hot and sweet peppers

Fun fact about me, I only drink energy drinks and alcohol, I only talk to plushies, and I only eat the food mentioned in my posts and photos. If it’s on bluesky, it’s ALL I do and if it’s not on bluesky, it doesn’t exist.

“Look at this silly pro-Ai commercial raising legitimate concerns about Ai and then making fun of them immediately!” They’re literally just rubbing this shit in our faces

She’s watching herself lose all her bets but she’s having a good time anyway 😂

Did this commercial just say 10 MILLION pets go missing every year?

Guess what wannabe-emotional commercial did NOT make me cry tonight… Once again AI fails miserably to elicit human emotion

Dude ❤️

Fifth time

Nerds juicy gummy clusters are not as good as they sound like they should be, FYI

I know there’s been something wrong with my brain lately because one pre-segment for this game and two commercials have already made me cry

My Super Bowl crew

I wanted some Good Boy seltzers or something simpler but this’ll do!

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The Nvidia GeForce RTX 5080 Super is probably dead, thanks to AI.

The RANews issue for January 2025 is out now! Come check out the latest news about the community, what achievement sets have been created in the last month, as well as interesting stats! news.retroachievements.org

Oops. I stayed up way too late playing video games and DoorDashed a bunch of McDonalds 😂

Continuing my current trend of getting into fallout games that I played a million years ago and bounced off of, me and Wolfe are devoting like 80% of our free time playing Fallout 76 It turns out that this game is actually pretty damn good now. Especially since I fixed it to run in 5120x1440

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "No you CAN'T rotate things "for the vibe" the structural integrity depends on it!!!"

Ate a bunch of sushi, got a silly little prize for it, and had a hello kitty donut roll something or other to top it all off…

I know it looks nothing like it, but I can’t see this tiny little water tower and not think of the WB water tower 😂

The sweetest Rapidash! 💗 all dressed up for Valentines, especially for you!💐 Standee, Keychain and Sticker now available! 🦄 kiwipotato.bigcartel.com

Some Betty with dress

This one is for all the sickos ♥️

This is what it’s like when two “juicing” worlds collide Ps. I’ll be watching the Winter Olympics this year… closely 😈

Are me and @comradewolfe.bsky.social the only people in the world that do trivia on their Roku TV every single night? Also, follow up question. Are we the only people that get excited every time they update it to have more stuff? Like… they just added badges/achievements and it’s exciting 😂

Can a mad scientist like, make me into my fursona IRL? That'd fix this stupid fuckin depression for sure.