I've been thinking about the previous Presidents of the United States, but I can't remember: which one was the dumb one?

Has the White House yet released the concept plans for the Statue of Trumpity?

BREAKING: Chicago Bears to build new stadium in Indiana, and change their name to the Hammond Eggs.

preach the Truth to the face of Falsehood

BREAKING: Evacuation Ordered For All Earth Residents, Due To Increased Global Climate Change. (Sure, you think that it's a joke *now*)

My first thought: "H1-X? Wasn't that the evil helicopter in an episode of Airwolf?" invest.doroni.io

“I speak of none but the computer that is to come after me, Deep Thought says. “A computer whose merest operational parameters I am not worthy to calculate—and yet I will design it for you." www.axios.com/2026/06/04/a...

This guy is 38???

May I suggest a new title of "60 Entertaining Minutes Tonight"? ("There! That ought to hold the little bastards.")

There is no future, Final Three. Resign now with your dignity intact.

#thinkingcapthursday #thelightersideof #madmagazine

A casino near a Walmart! Can live get any better? www.dailyherald.com/20260603/bus...

3 of these four ads are GAME CHANGERS! (Thanks, @huffpost.com)

Why hasn't Trump retaliated? www.extremetech.com/science/scie...

BREAKING: Vanilla Ice Has No Standards www.cbsnews.com/news/vanilla...

Why does the U.S. government need Artificial Intelligence, when it already has Natural Stupidity?

It’s 4:20 somewhere.

The Trump Liberry will have a rotating display of ranting tweets. bsky.app/profile/bara...

Are we still winning?

A true King Solomon solution would be to split the passenger. www.cbsnews.com/news/southwe...

That's one dollar per Trump pound. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-2...

Trump will headline "The Great American State Fair". Adolf Hitler will be the opening act.

They were in a hurry to get an estimate.

I’m in a local supermarket (this area is *not* a food desert) and wondering why there are packages labeled ‘Family Size’ when they’re obviously meals for one.

Are Trump supporters actually LLMs? arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/l...

This may be the first time that Trump pulled out. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/...

The Oregon Highway Department has been informed, and will assist. abcnews.com/Internationa...

Thank you!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

What if… K.I.T.T. were installed in the Monkeemobile?

When you're a Trumper… www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/05/29/o...

And then I realized that the last time that I was in a Pizza Hut, that *was* the decor! www.wfaa.com/article/news...

Is the U.S. Treasury allowed to print counterfeit currency?

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Donald Trump's rap name is "Two Fiddy".

Hey, buddy. Can you break a Trump?

Trump wants a $250 bill with his portrait on it? When Chick-fil-A won’t accept anything larger than a $20?

Or, Artificial Intelligence Derangement Syndrome. techcrunch.com/2026/05/27/t...

I know what's happening: Trump is trying to Hulk-out, but it just ain't happening.

@alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social I did not know that you were running for public office.

But how are they planning for the explosion of the nuclear waste, which will send the Moon hurtling uncontrollably through the cosmos? www.npr.org/2026/05/27/n...

Unexpected juxtaposition on cnn.com

"Look at the orators in our republics; as long as they are poor, both state and people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public funds, they conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people and attack the democracy." Aristophanes

"GrammarLady Versus The 'ScareQuote'" #ComicIdLikeToSee

My first thought: she was armed, so the dog shot her in self-defense. #PoorHeadlineGrammar www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

How dare you call yourself a man when you don't even have a golden ballroom