Never expected this headline. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Are we Great Again yet?

i’ve always said the generally hellish experience of going through TSA would be improved by bringing in other federal agents with no understanding of airports who love to shoot people

New GOP logo just dropped.

I've found Beer Man's secret lair.

Wrong man. I'm Banksy. www.cnn.com/2026/03/21/s...

The 250th U.S. anniversary coin will be the first to have an ass on its front.

What a miserable week that was! Well, onwards and upwards. It's probably very late where you are so please go to bed. Someone requested "Lola," so here you go. Source: YouTube share.google/yJZZh7ZujrFV...

The sign said "Vote Aqui", but I'm not familiar with Aqui's positions on the issues.

If you have a problem; if no one else can help; and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The A-Team. abcnews.com/Internationa...

Aliens.gov has now been registered by the U.S. government.

I want to see the TARDIS materialize inside a Waffle House. bsky.app/profile/roll...

The checks are unbalanced.

Bobby Drake is talking to his lawyers. chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2026/0...

And that rider is getting really annoyed. chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...

I no longer consider Trump to be the Worst President Ever. To me now, he is the Worst President Forever.

Why are there no digital sundials?

If you need cheering up: logwork.com/countdown-h5o4

"I'm sorry, Pete. I'm afraid you can't do that." www.reuters.com/business/heg...

If only Trump was like Chavez. www.latimes.com/california/s...

Peace through impeachment.

Spring is here Spring is here Life is skittles and life is beer — Tom Lehrer, "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park" www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuM...

“Lappy”? bsky.app/profile/ther...

Nine daylight hours saved, so far! Woo!

"They were probably sour, anyway." www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/l...

But is ketchup available? chicago.suntimes.com/small-busine...

The downtrodden see religion as hope. The affluent see religion as a cudgel.

Woo hoo! Will Wash be a zombie? deadline.com/2026/03/nath...

Guy Who Really Fucked Over His Friends Asks For Their Help To Beat Up The Enemies That He Made

I remember the Good Old Days®, when the FBI investigated UFOs, cannibals, and the murder of rural Idaho party girls.

Trump clowns are expected to ask for the construction of new mimesweepers.

"I'm Bethenny Frankel." #SkipAhead30Seconds

Please refrain from illing.

Trump's last words? "You too, Mario?"

One less reason to live. www.huffpost.com/entry/sarah-...

Today, the Chicago River is a slightly lighter shade of the green which it usually is.

The new Coast Guard training ship in Birmingham.

Our long national nightmare continues.

"French onion dip-afflicted Philly restaurants" www.inquirer.com/food/french-...

Daylight Saving Time was useful, back in the days when we relied on burning oil and coal for power. But that was then. Nuclear and solar power are eliminating the need for fossil fuels. But Trump seem determined to bring back the Good Old Days®, so were are going to be needing DST again.

Perhaps I'm a little tired, but I'm in this Walmart and the in-store "radio station" starts playing "More Than A Woman" by the Bee Gees and I think "this song could be about a trans woman".

HEY AIPAC! You can have this attack ad for free :)

📌 Enjoy every single moment.....

Kristi Noems husband 10 days after they get a dog from the pound

Whelp, we’re doomed. www.scientificamerican.com/article/have... 🔭🧪

If you’re ranking service entrances…

If you build it, they will come.

🎶 Take me down to the paradise city where the healthcare’s free and the men aren’t shitty 🎶

Hide your daughters! The Pedo President is loose! news.yahoo.com/news/article...