I think I killed my grill

I’m not quite ready to call it a Christmas Miracle, but I guess, if nothing else, they have my attention for a few months.

To be fair, I’m like this during meetings sometimes too.

Good stuff right here.

Looks at dinner selection (burgers on grill), looks at temperature (11 F at 5 PM), accepts Midwest Winter Challenge.

I’m sure the absolute dogshit print on Tubi helps the effect, but Pabst’s “The Mistress of Atlantis” is a fever dream.

A soundtrack to life.

One of the first places I ever went in Milwaukee proper as a small town dirtbag.

Okay, it looks less sinister with the nondescript Honda, but my inner 13-year old is thrilled. Totally worth the detour. #BOC #BlueOysterCult #OnYourFeetOrOnYourKnees

Bo retired decades before my kids were born and they absolutely marvel at the highlights they’ve seen. Bo was the first video game character come to life.

I’m gonna need a local creative to whip up some eagle related “I got buzzed by the Bay View Baldie” merch.

Per usual

If they thought Antifa was scary, they’re about to learn about Pop Stan culture.

There’s a chance his Thanksgiving meal was processed in part by a Somali immigrant.

My great-uncle was born in the Russian Empire and wrote God Bless America

Both of these jokers better hope the God they pretend to believe in doesn’t exist.

I'm sorry, but I just do not believe that 32% of US adults know who Justinian was, let alone have an opinion about him one way or the other

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/

I stumbled across some sort of Brony sex themed Christmas album today and will be spending the rest of the month bleaching my ears. Some subcultures I just don’t need to be aware of.

As a guy from Wisconsin, the line “You’re the sugar in my corn bread” stood out as maybe the most romantic thing I’ve never heard before.

If you’ve been sleeping on this thread, it’s peak “Remember That Guy?”

8 inches of snow at the airport, but I’m telling everyone it’s a solid 10 because I’m a guy.

this is quite the detail

I’d be interested in reading an alternate history novel where Rolling Stone magazine originates in Austin TX and not San Francisco. Is the Jefferson Airplane of that era the 13th Floor Elevators of this one?

More fun than Superman 3.

Superman IV is a Cannon studios joint? If the credits didn’t tell me, I’d know by the visual quality of the credits.

Play by play guy for the Pacific/UW-Milwaukee game can’t pronounce the coach’s name, clearly spent his holiday doing his research.

Although if we get a ton of snow, I get to see my favorite annual showing of pure joy. My dogs hauling ass in the yard during the first heavy snow.

Sleep easy Milwaukee, I just laid out my snowshoes for tomorrow morning, so expect rain.

Parents Completely Jacked 3 Months Into Retirement

Well, it finally happened. My cool uncle status has been cemented due to going from “Uncle Zack” to just “Unc” to my nephews.

Shout out to all the stiffs who are clocking in today while the bosses take the day off.

Despite being a big city liberal, I also pass for redneck, because I kind of am. I don’t think Mike can.

Happy Thanksgiving, Milwaukee.

Attn: @sickoscbb.bsky.social, this Sam Houston/Idaho State tilt in the Holiday Hoops Classic is shaping up to be a fun one.

Love being able to use the outside as an accessory fridge during the holidays. Makes life so much more pleasant.

Elle is great, glad to see her earn a higher profile.

My kid had never driven in snow before today, at his behind the wheel test.

Milwaukee, there’s a @kevinrowe.bsky.social sighting in your daily reader today.

My daughter has extra swipes to the UWM dining hall to use and so she’s taking her brothers to lunch.

FYI about #Montrose Beach and snowy owls - crowds have gotten big and some folks aren't giving the owls space. Please respect the pier closure and stay back. #Chicago #birders

The first day it gets over 50 degrees in the Spring, the windows always get opened and this album gets played loud.

RIP Jimmy Cliff. The Harder They Come is one of my favorite movies. My dad showed it to me when I was a kid and of course I instantly fell in love with the music and the outlaw story, it’s a perfect movie. JC’s singing is unparalleled, heavy reggae soul. He has now crossed the last river

Who says protest songs can’t dance? Rest easy Jimmy.

The last 5 minutes of “28 Years Later” nearly totally ruined the previous 105 minutes.

Real sicko shit this afternoon watching mid major women’s hoops on delay.

I come from a huge family and have cousins younger than my own kids. Which means now I can hit those cousins up for fresh venison tenderloin using the “cool old uncle” card.

Farm and Fleet is open, time to max out my dad potential today.

BEVEL THOSE USL CHAMPIONS THE PITTSBURGH RIVERHOUNDS