Like clockwork, MAGA is all up in my comments telling me that Trump will sue me for calling him a pedophile. So I just wanted to make one thing perfectly fucking clear… Donald Trump is a pedophile.

Today I had a job interview. So now I keep rehashing all the things I should have said. Yay.

This is my new hero.

if you don’t think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life.

Burn on Knott's Berry Farm.

I have an annoying ass MAGA neighbor who lives with I hope his very young adult daughter. She likes to blast terrible music as a way of expressing her patriotism. Goddamn Kid Rock sucks. I knew it was him by how bad it was. MAGA. Proving they're idiots one song at a time.

Fucking Mic DROP.

Tomorrow I'm going camping with my boyfriend's kids and family for the first time since we started dating. I made dark chocolate sea salt cookies as an introduction.

Do you know how hard it is to get a bipartisan housing bill passed? Congress fought for it. Both sides. Got it done. And Trump just checked out. Didn’t show. We refuse to let this get buried in the news cycle. Americans deserve better than this. #TrumpsHousingCrisis

‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ starring Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Richard O’Brien, Patricia Quinn, and Meat Loaf time warped into theaters in Germany on this day 50 years ago (June 24, 1976) 💍 🎶 ⚡️ #OTD

#DataCenters You know what to do.

Getting tired of hearing about how there are are more protesters in Albania than there were for No Kings Protests. It's not even a comparable situation but keep shaming people for going to work. If my workplace went on strike we would have a long term care crisis in our state.

I told you to sit down and be quiet while I dig this hole! But moooooommmm. No.

This 👇 youtu.be/VLIs5_h8sUQ?...

It's interesting to me how quick people are to judge people for "staring at their phones" when literally every task or thing I need to do is on my phone. Doctors, schools, meds, shit even therapy these days. This is the only social media I use. Often when I'm on my phone in a parking lot,

Apologies to legitimate pickup truck owners, but: 90% of the people who have them do not need a pickup truck. And, 65% of the people who have pickup trucks are MAGA dickheads who drive recklessly and are actively looking for a road rage incident so they can shoot someone.

Happy Father's Day to all the dads and especially to mine, who chose to step up and raise me as his own daughter when he was 21 years old. Now that I'm an adult who has raised two kids I understand what a huge deal this was. I love you Dad.

I did not find true love until I was 46 years old, after a marriage, two kids and subsequent divorce. I never wanted to live to 100 but now I want every moment possible with this person. Never give up. Never surrender.

Cats have Eleanor Shellstrop energy.

Yeah well... I didn't want to go to your party anyway.

saw the video of the woman sobbing over her dead dogs body after the lapd murdered him. every day cops kill people and kids. and her sobbing over her 2 year old DOODLES BODY was so jarring bc who the fuck is shooting a goldendoodle, let alone TWENTY COPS for one noise complaint. ACAB

I've never been proud to be an American. Stopped saying The Pledge of Alliegance around sixth grade. Often got suspended for encouraging school walk outs and various protests. I have never once felt able to vote for a candidate I truly believed in completely.

Brawndo! It's what plants crave!!

This is funny.

Re-watched Not Another Teen Movie. Honestly, that movie is peak cinema. Down to every note of the soundtrack. Absolute parody perfection.

I'm not a Swiftie and I do not believe in billionaires. You make a billion dollars, cool. You get an "I beat Capitalism" award and the rest is taxes at 100%. That said, men needing to bash a woman for going to a basketball game are a sad bunch of whiny, sexist cowards. Get a life.

Thou shalt not give Taylor Swift credit for that last Knicks win when it was clearly all thanks to The RZA, the GZA, Inspectah Deck Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Method Man. Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck wit.

My dog approves of my new kayak.

This young Asian woman breaks down the Stephen Miller psy op designed to pit Asian Americans against black Americans. SHE IS EDUCATED, LOGICAL & ARTICULATE AS SHE EXPLAINS WHY THE WHOLE R*CIST RANT ABOUT BOYCOTTING BLACK BIZ IS A PRODUCT OF THAT PSY OP youtube.com/shorts/Uac9A...

I love this. My son goes to the library every Wednesday after school to hang with friends. They do a community movie or game for the kids. I'm glad we still have some third spaces.

Then you have 2016 through 2026...

During the national anthem, President Donald Trump was booed by the Game 3 crowd at MSG.

One day they will take a picture of him "sleeping," only that time he won't wake up and the entire world will cheer.

Recently I learned more global history about WWII and not the US centric version learned as a child. I have mixed feelings today as a pacifist who has Jewish ancestors. I am eternally grateful for the people who fought to save my ancestors.

Buffy was my weekly safe space as a confused queer kid in Montana in the late 90s. RIP to a very talented and wonderful man. Why do all the wrong people keep dying?

Some dumb white guy. It's cold, welp, I guess the sun broke.

I have never approved of calling the cops on someone, unless a person's life is in danger and I have genuinely assessed the situation to ensure I'm not calling the cops on someone who is probably at more risk from the cops. That said, I am willing to call the cops on my asshole MAGA

A couple months ago we got new neighbors I suspected were MAGA asshats. Sure enough, I hung up a rainbow flag in my garden today. The neighbor came home and five minutes later blasted what I could only assume to be Kid Rock. I don't know because I don't listen to that shit.

For the month of June and "Anonymous Donor" will match any donation to The Innocence Project up to $10,000. Please consider donating if you can.

I've been watching "When They See Us," a mini-series about the Central Park Five. I want to punch all those cops, lawyers and the media. Instead of crying and screaming into the void again, I chose to donate to The Innocence Project. Donate to the Innocence Project share.google/FUgM19kbI9bc...

"You are beautiful just the way you are"

"They paved paradise and put up a parking lot"🎶 🚖 Big Yellow Taxi 🚕 Joni Mitchell✨ www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFB-...

CW rape and gun violence. Last summer a coworker of mine was murdered by her husband. He shot her and their three children. About three years ago the same thing happened to a woman at our local game store, she was our neighbor. That man only shot his wife, while their kids were at school.

Somehow Trump made me care about a white man in Texas. This timeline is so fucking weird.