I ran the math, and you would have just under a billion after 500+ years of work

Just found the perfect brownie

We have things like shorter work weeks and better pay thanks to unions. Unions are awesome and anyone telling you otherwise is likely a schill, a victim, or a villain

We have things like shorter work weeks and better pay thanks to unions. Unions are awesome and anyone telling you otherwise is likely a schill, a victim, or a villain

Somethings that would shock women (or maybe it wouldn’t) are the staggering number of men texting at urinals and/or not washing their hands as they leave

We could have cloned dodo birds and dinosaurs; instead tech bros have given us vaguely-underage-looking “AI” “actors”

Just got an invite from the Harkonnen family to go do standup over at the Geidi Prime comedy festival. Pay’s good but i dunno

I love when movies show temples with thousand year old traps that still work while i’m here in 2025 unable to put new songs on my phone without itunes deleting my entire library first

Mr Beast and Mojo are the same guy

Americans learning about Germany’s descent into fascism during WW2: Ha! I wouldn’t have fallen for that! Ron Howard narration: But they did.

Donald Duck walks around in a shirt with no panties

Seattle has spoken.

Tried to go to the museum of illusions but it vanished

MISTER POINTY!! #buffythevampireslayer

Seattle gum wall. They say if you take a piece off the wall and chew it… it’ll be really nasty

COMING SOON TO A VERY SPECIFIC THEATER WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE NEAR YOUUU

The vibe at the rapture was way off. Lights too bright. Trumpets too loud. Went home early.

When people say something is “sending” them, where is it sending them to??

Pac-Man ghost or screaming chick?

What are nerfs, why does one herd them, and why is that less offensive than being scruffy-looking?

Finally! Some good news

I love when capitalism puts out ads that are basically like, "Yeah, you're completely screwed. Better spend about it."

Today is the only day of the year where adding up the date will make the number 34 Except, of course, for all the other days in which this is also true

Um, hello mysterious yard coyote and your offscreen friends

Should I give Kpop Demon Hunters another shot? Something about it isn't clicking with me so far

“Never forget: the first country the nazis invaded was their own.”

newest lifehack just dropped

Me every time the Acotar series mentions the Night Court: youtu.be/nWwo8Z1EwUw?...

Man, even just the HOPE that it could be true is putting some pep in my step today

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Speaking of interstates, this was on 75 today

America continues spiraling into a fascist dystopia; meanwhile i still gotta take the damn interstate to work

Manga recommendations are wild because it’ll be like “this doesn’t get good til you hit volume 29, then it gets bad again around volume 73 when the author got inappropriately into bondage for a couple years”

Bobcat is short for Robert Catthew

Forget the Myers-Briggs, what's your Garfield astrology sign?

For those of us of a certain age, this was our Avengers: Endgame youtu.be/m0-vGW6p3zk?...

I’m just kitten around

You know, it’s almost 100 years old but The Wizard of Oz still kinda slaps ngl

My god I fell asleep on the couch right after dinner while watching a movie with the fam The dad energy… has taken hold of me

Mr beast in every thumbnail:

Stumbled across these two in a psych textbook. Glad they had some happiness before SHE came along and things fell to pieces

If your movie is named after a famous song and you don't include said song anywhere in the movie, not even the *credits*, then you are a fool and a monster

Making friends as a little kid was/is awesome. Go somewhere, ask every child you meet if they’ve heard of your favorite thing. Once someone says yes, you two will be best friends for the next hour and then never see each other again.

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