Will Byers’ evil twin would be Won’t Sellers #strangerthings

Merry christmas from Usher and Dance Central 3 for xbox 360

What tomorrow morning is gonna be like in the white house youtu.be/34VMoLR0J28?...

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

Wow, i guess those guys we all thought were evil were in fact evil! Who could have known?!?

…is this what i think it is?

It’s been five years since Tiger King and I’m still not over the fact that Joe Exotic ran around his nasty ass zoo in Oklahoma heat while wearing blue jeans and no underwear

The role model we need for these anti-clanker times

Everytime I leave a place now, I say, "I'm gonna bounce like a castle." This is going to catch on any day now.

Sir Terry Pratchett dropping the truth once again

I guess we doing Hunger Games now

“We hope you enjoyed your free trial of winter! To continue enjoying winter, get rid of the billionaires and stop capitalism before it leads to unfixable climate change.”

Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor. "I can't afford a visual artist" So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them? Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.

Ask yourself again and again why the worst people in the world are so excited for AI. Is it because they think it will make life better for anyone other than them? Or do they think it will allow them to fire mass quantities of humans so some crappy AI can kind of do their jobs for free?

Michelle and Rob Reiner lived long, rich, wonderful lives and deserved far more than what they were dealt. Their loss worsens us all.

Having a back and forth with a student who cheated on their final by using AI, denying it with emails written by #AI Once again, generative AI is among the worst, most harmful things humans ever invented

Remember Sammy Jankis…’s cat who ate way too much and had to be put on a special diet

It’s time for a Jazzigals reunion tour

The elves in this yard are caked up little tarts

AI steals from us all and gives nothing back

There has long been a brand of nerd defined by their hatred of things which aren't the things they loved when they were 10-12, delivered to them *exactly* the same way

It’s okay not to do the same thing as your parents, not to do the thing they want you to do. It’s also okay TO do the same thing as your parents, TO do the thing they want you to do. Make the life that’s right for you regardless.

I’m on a new laptop and I have to turn off email notifications for comments that I am writing in my own Word document?? I know why this is the way it is (capitalism/engagement must always go up) but I still want to know WHY this is the way it is

You miss 100% of the wayne gretskys you don't shoot -Michael Scott

Working on a reboot of my tv series- it’ll just be called “Alex” and it’s going to be updates to remove all of those dated ‘90s references and fashions. Plus in this version my best friend is an android.

Had six different students from my 9:00 show up for their final (which is friday) and/or be confused about why we’re not having class (it’s finals week). I explained all this in class three different days, and even had the students repeat the information back to me on the third day. #finalsweek

Matthew Lillard absolutely rules and breathes life into every part he’s ever played

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

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Shouldn’t the show be called The Publicly Televized Lives of Mormon Wives?

Threads algorithm, please connect me with: -comics people! -readers -writers -artists -antifascists -anti-ai folks -anti-capitalists

It’s that magical time of the year where certain guys go around without any type of winter protection as part of a misguided effort to exude masculinity

“Let it ever be the goal that stirs us, not the odds” -Silver Surfer

"I read your last book, and I was bored out of my mind." "Well, that's your privilege." 100% using this Jessica Fletcher line from Murder, She Wrote when someone tells me at a con they didn't like a book 😆. Love this so much.

Returning to a warm bed is one of the best feelings in existence.

I want to see Youtube style gossip videos but they’re about things only your specific family would care about “MOM’S new casserole recipe CHANGES EVERYTHING” “TOP FIVE signs about UNCLE JON’S drinking problem that you MISSED” “Buddy the dog apology video: ‘peeing on the carpet is not who i am”

I guess Vecna likes bowling? #strangerthings

“ Be careful what you wish for” is a garbage theme for a story. Just pure nonsense probably whipped up by aristocrats to keep us peons from wanting above our stations

Even the goblinest of cats enjoy pets sometimes #cats

My kid, in the bathroom: “Hi, Mr. Toilet! Do you like to eat poop and drink pee?”

Happy

Happy anniversary to the time Buffy wore this lil cowboy hat #thanksgiving

Baltimore has seen a record decrease in homicides, gun violence, and arrests thanks to a network of social programs designed to reach out to people from within their own communities. Social support over authoritarianism, always. youtu.be/XQs59YY-e2I?...

Lots of parents currently shopping for 6 7 gifts that their kids will be mortified of down the line if not instantly

Mentally here rn

Thirt13n Ghosts is a dumb movie, but has cool ghosts. What are some other _____ movies that have cool ______?

As someone who has attended conventions for years, I know what you HAVE to have in order to cosplay: Joy for what you’re doing- have fun!