Baby Dolphin Break

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They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time

Elon: “We have improved Grok” Grok, two seconds later: “I am literally Hitler”

Aaaaand that’s enough bluesky for today

If you’re wondering how Republicans are coping with the tragedy in Kerr County Texas, they think Democrats caused it by controlling the weather. I swear to my lord & savior-the brown-skinned-Jesus Christ they are pushing this conspiracy. SOS.

To remind you of what some of these Israeli voices have planned for Gaza, below is a collection of some of the more outrageous statements by Israeli lawmakers or influencers since 7 October 2023. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Spot on. It’s happening right now…this is how it starts.

yeah i know, i’m already voting for him. you don’t have to sell him to me anymore.

To the “I voted for this” crowd: You voted for the guy who gutted the National Weather Service. Now we’ve got dead families and missing kids in Texas, because storm warnings didn’t go out in time. And he gutted FEMA so they can’t properly respond to disasters. That’s what you voted for?

"There was once a time when the US could point to the authoritarian pageantry of regimes like Mussolini’s Italy and claim at least some moral distance. That line is no longer visible." www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/j...

Mike Johnson eats his snickers upside down so he can feels the veins. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

Total surrender

Can’t make this up.

Americans have really got to unlearn the propagandist indoctrination that socialism is bad. It means that everyone has what they need, resources are shared, and we care for the earth & those around us. We've been taught to hate it so capitalists can keep exploiting us and working us to death.

As Texas officials point to the National Weather Service failing to predict the amount of rain that caused this tragedy, it’s fair to wonder if the cuts made to the dept that many warned about played a role here. (Now add FEMA cuts & hospital closures)

This is a defensive, 10-post thread from an NYT boss, and the only thing it truly illuminates is the need for the Times to bring an independent journalist back into the role of public editor.

Congress abdicated its role as a separate and independent branch of government on January 20 while also relinquishing all oversight responsibility, so it’s entirely appropriate for Johnson to show that he has surrendered his gavel to the executive.

ICE now has 3x more funding than the United States Marine Corps. Our hard-earned taxpayer money. Over $170+ billion handed over, and for what? To rip families apart. To instill fear. To dismantle the very virtues by which this country was built. To help the rich get richer.

I don't understand the appeal of Elissa Slotkin. She is the most boring white woman.

BOYCOTT ETSY until they stop carrying “Alligator Alcatraz” merchandise. Also, a strongly worded message to the CEO is warranted. His contact: [email protected]

"I'm not sympathetic to Murkowski’s plight. I don’t empathize when she laments the difficulty of her vote. What she did wasn't difficult. You don’t get credit for doing the hard thing when you didn’t actually do the hard thing. If Murkowski wants sympathy, she should try doing something to earn it."

tfw you've just stripped healthcare from 17 million Americans and ensured the closure of rural hospitals

The vibes are not in your favor. Just look at the comments section. It tells a story. Resign @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social

She knows what she did

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But what about the rest of the states? Murkowski said in an interview last week with Galen Druke that she wouldn't just take carve-outs for Alaska when the rest of the country is also in the crosshairs. If she goes back on her word, that'll be damn disappointing. www.gdpolitics.com/p/video-murk...

This has always been the GOP's strategy: 1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves. 2) Explode deficits 3) Use the debt as an excuse to demand cuts to vital programs that help millions. 4) Repeat.

@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social #zohran #aipac #GillibrandMustResign #TeackAipac #DarkMoney

Hakeem Jeffries continues to be everything wrong with Democrats in a single person. They are completely fucking this up and trying to crush any sort of grassroots enthusiasm that comes near their shitty party.

Hakeem Jeffries is a GOP-lite corporate and special interest toady. Think of Jeffries as "I get paid to support and endorse genocide." Naturally he opposes progressives like Zohran Mamdani who support #HumanRightsForEVERYONE - Including Palestinians.

hey hakeem -- don't be such a DICK about zohran mamdani. we're getting pretty fucking tired of your attitude. you shouldn't behave like you're one of the old guard, or getting paid off to trash him. (are you getting paid to trash him?) hint: follow chris van hollen's lead bsky.app/profile/did:...

Remember Collins and Murkowski could have stopped this. People who lose healthcare coverage will die because of them

Hey T-Mobile, you can’t claim to be a “force for good” while funneling billions to Elon Musk. Sign our petition and ditch T-Mobile until they break up with Musk 👉 actionnetwork.org/petitions/t-... #elon #elonmusk #starlink #tesla #teslatakedown #boycott #protest #MuskMustFall

alright time to primary hakeem jeffries

I think you are forgetting some important things you also voted for by voting for this. Like more money for ICE and anti DEI policies.

Sounds like a great time to disrupt and protest

This Saturday is Elon's 54th bday! Help us celebrate...there MIGHT be games of Pin the Tail on the Jackass. Perhaps even with the names of gutted agencies as the pins! And/or grift boxes labeled things like "Mars" and "$1tn contract." Catharsis is good. And there will be cake. #CrappyBirthdayElon

🚨 BREAKING: Premature infant Hasan Barbakh has died of starvation as Gaza runs out of baby formula under Israel’s ongoing blockade. Despite repeated appeals from Nasser Hospital, no milk has entered the Strip.

🚨MAMDANI WINS DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY! Celebrations erupt at Mamdani’s watch party as news of Cuomo conceding breaks.

Zohran Mamdani is inspiring hope not just in NYC, but nationwide. Hope that change is possible, that government can work again, and that billionaires can be defeated. It’s time we chart a new path, one where the government serves the people—not just billionaires and corporations. #DontRankCuomo