Introduce yourself with 10 bands (not solo) you’ve seen live: Khruangbin Rolling Stones Elton John (had a large band backing) Muse Foo Fighters St. Paul & the Broken Bones REO Speedwagon Nathaniel Ratliff & the Night Sweats Styx Tenacious D

My DEEP love for baby reveal parties going awry has now been replaced by commencement speakers getting mercilessly booed when bringing up AI. Give me any and all of them.

Parity had a good run

Btw in 2009 he gave a commencement speech about the importance of human connection/limiting technology use.

Excessively late to the party: I have downloaded Balatro. Uh oh.

Credit to the cameraman for this fuckin' ENTER THE DRAGON ass zoom

Yuck! P-U!

During May and June, Portland has to have an argument for prettiest US city. The weather, the greenery, the blooming flowers of all kinds, all the birdsongs, consistent sun, just gorgeous.

This is the most “hell yeah brother” thing I’ve ever seen

Victor Wembanyama truly is 1 of 1. Just terrifying and incredible.

Woke has been defeated! Cc @thepressbox.bsky.social @bryancurtis.bsky.social

Proud owner of all my original Scoot stock, plus all the shares I picked up when others started bailing.

🛴

"What purpose do laws serve when even those who would enforce them choose not to pay them heed?"

*cue that jingle they would play on the Price is Right when someone biffed it*

5 seasons of working in the NBA and finally getting to experience the playoffs I’m so pumped 😭

LIGHT THE APARTMENT

LET THE BIG DOG OFF THE CHAIN

BASKETBALL IS VERY GOOD

She should give him media training

Aja is not Steely Dan’s best album

Watermelon is an overrated fruit

Bill Kennedy - master of his craft

We have a new pope

Trail Blazers fans: don’t forget that TriMet fare is FREE tonight with your ticket for 3 hours before/after the game! Show your ticket as proof of fare on the bus/MAX!

Just saw a distant Facebook friend post “$4.29 for a gallon! How?!” today It must feel so good in life to be so stupid

NEVER SOLD MY REAL ESTATE ON STERLING ISLAND

Just glad that everyone is noticing sooner rather than later what a jabroni Newsom is

Oh yeah AI is about to go the way of 3D and curved screen TVs

Not skilled enough

OH. MY. GAWD.

On the heels of WWE shutting down ESPN getting to hand out letter-grade critiques of their product, now getting @frontofficesports.bsky.social to be a kayfabe/propaganda machine instead of journalism is nasty work. Especially when FOS has ran in-depth stories on past WWE wrongdoings.

Just astounding to me that Conan doesn’t have a late night show

@jeskeets.bsky.social wedgie just now in Blazers @ Sixers. On pace to a league record per @tomhaberstroh.bsky.social

By the way this company is named after an artifact that helps one of fiction’s most famous villains nearly conquer its world.

What a jabroni

Scoot shines as the Trail Blazers win at home! Jerami Grant: 21 PTS, 2 STL, 2 BLK, 4 3PM Jrue Holiday: 21 PTS, 5 3PM Deni Avdija: 18 PTS, 5 REB, 8 AST, 3 BLK

It’s days like today I remember this place has The Juice

Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure

Bleeding Kansas should be taught more

Luke CORNYet

I can’t believe “they’re eating the dogs” is also going to be projection.