The terrible thing is, I'd probably do nothing. I'd likely sit for a long time, doing nothing. I'd need the time to recover, to unlearn the bevahior and conditioning that my existence on this planet is at the mercy of capitalism and every waking hour is to toil. Then paint minis, probably.

This is why I pay for the World Wide Web. Because it delivers ART!

You said it yourself, Charlie Brown. There are only two sides to your coin.

A friend of mine asked me randomly if I was recording our Discord call because it said I had enabled clips, which I never have. Turns out Discord has enabled Clipping similar to Twitch and Youtube, as a beta feature, in your settings. Without asking you. It's mostly for games, but...turn that off.

Dame da ne Dame yo dame na no yo Anta ga suki de sukisugite Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai Baka mitai...

Growing up poor and having no control over your money as a kid teaches you that once a thing is broken, it's simply gone forever, making every mistake in your life a potential disaster. As an adult, that feeling of needing permission to fix something persists in anxiety.

As an American child I was constantly guilt-tripped as being personally responsible for there being starving children in other countries if I didn't eat every last bean on my plate. Turns out me just having food as an American is responsible for those starving children.

Sometimes I'll be minding my own business and I'll see something that I had thought forgotten and it's like Little Nemo opening the Door to the Nightmare.

Metroid Prime 4 has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing. Companion character talks non-stop, quips when nervous, is basically useless. As they're flying away from the exploding planet at the end they go "Whew, we need a vacation." Samus just turns slightly and goes "...I'd like that."

We’re one month away from the NA release anniversary and if you can feel a remake announcement is coming, You’re Not Alone 😭🙏🏽 #FFIX25FanArt #FinalFantasy #FFIX #FF9

Being awake is a young mane's game Call me Rip Van Winkle the way I'm about to nap

Feel like this needs to be spread around. Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.

It is 28F outside. The F stands for "fuck" no need to convert it to Celsius

del Toro's Frankenstein: "We made the monster hot." Viewers: "Oh you mean the Creature?" del Toro: "No."

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

Oh shit Trench Crusade dropped their 1.0 release rulebook, fuck this terrible dinosaur movie.

Watching Jurassic World Rebirth and like...I am so completely checked out of this franchise as being about dinosaurs, but Why did you give the monster dinosaur hybrids spite Did they just come that way? Did you splice in that one species of frogs that screams constantly?

People who play games with PVPVE elements like survival games or extraction shooters are SO QUICK to demand and justify hostile, griefing levels of PVP. Like, I get it, shoot or be shot, PVP exists, yadda yadda, but they are SO aggressive about it. "Why is everyone so FRIENDLY" Why aren't you?

Kind of wild to me that Willy Wonka has become some kind of icon of imaginary whimsy and free spirited idealism. Man committed several acts of criminal negligence and inspired a whole-ass inflation fetish.

I love Halloween and fall vibes in general but it hit 30F last night so guess what youtu.be/A4zBSnMhvI0?...

Me, playing a new game: "Wow this game has a limited storage stash. I wish I could expand it." The "Expand Stash" button, just sitting there, realizing its owner is a fucking moron:

I am filled at once with the joy of experiencing something wonderful and absolute insensate rage at not being able to share it with the person who made me believe in it.

Abel: "I don't really like confrontation." I cannot express how funny this line is to me.

You ever been so excited for food you have a hard time sleeping? Like fuck yeah I'm gonna make pumpkin spice oatmeal for breakfast. If I just go to sleep I will teleport to it. But I am just so hyped. No I can't just make it right now, it 3 in the morning. I need to sleep.

Getting that early 2000s internet experience by Youtube constantly buffering, Google taking ages to load, AWS services being the shittiest they've ever been. Can't let this generation forget where they came from.

I love a good video essay where the extremely-detailed and well-researched host goes on a steadily more deranged descent into the terrible realization that the thing they love most in the world is actually the most unhinged nonsense you've ever heard.

Watching lofi beats to study and relax to is like Johnny Castaway for this generation

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

Is it a wildly hot take to say that Wild Wild West is NOT a bad movie, it is AMAZING

The modern-day romanticized horror of living in Victorian London is funny to me. Like yeah Victorian England probably ruined everything but there were also cockney knife gangs, mad scientists defying God, and Draculas.

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

Gimme monster bf 😤

Happy Birthday, Richter. I’m so sad that I’ll never get to celebrate another one with you like we did at our house a few years ago & That we’ll never hear what this great idea was. It’s surreal to see a post from you that’s only three months old knowing I’ll never see another. I miss you.

Absolutely appalling to me that as children, we watch cartoons, read comics, listen to stories about our heroes, about ideas like justice, equality, fighting oppression-- --and then when when we're adults, we're expected to discard those things. Because those ideals are childish.

It's so funny to me how we are eager to ascribe some supernatural meaning to the works of Edgar Allan Poe, but like 95% of all his stories can be explained by there being lead in the pipes, arsenic in the wallpaper, and really shoddy carpentry in his day.

BUT HEY! THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

I see what the conservative problem with Superman is. They would literally kill everyone, Superman included, instead of make a better world. That's it. That's the critique. BTW Superman would stop the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Superman would stop the genocides in Palestine, among many things.

Dr. Jane "Get Out" Goodall

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Basically how I've been internalizing it lol

Not my picture but my god this EXACTLY sums up why I'm so done with goddamn internet discourse. Everyone feels they have to have a take. It feels like people are seeking out negativity rather than just... enjoying what they do like. I genuinely don't wanna be around people who act like this anymore

I feel feverish and chilled, I hope it's not serious. Regular flu or cold please.

Jentry Chau vs. The Underworld is pretty great? Just a super solid single season of an animated feature?

What character permanently altered your brain chemistry?

as predicted by Soundgarden 🙏

Silent Hill fans debating which protagonist is the most insane when suddenly out of nowhere Japanese schoolgirls

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