You know I am always down af with a gelatinous cube.

Happy Pride to trans-inclusive queers only.

Happy Pride Month, street fighters.

being bisexual during pride month is exhausting. June isn’t even until tomorrow and it’s already started.

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

My Combo Breaker gallery is here! gallery.rmpaul.com/Esports/Comb...

“BE FREE, MY SEEDS!!” My 6 year old yelled as she ran through the yard this morning kicking dandelion floofs into the wind, our lawn an oasis of biodiversity in a a sea of boomer chemlawn fields. 😂 it’s good to be home.

Update: I GOT MY SANDWHICH!! #CB2026

Today was rough (for me) but I just tried malort for the first time

I texted Rick to come to the command center to look at something quick. Rick read the sign and immediately asked if @broseidonrex.bsky.social would like a sandwich. 10/10 peak Rick interaction.

ORIGINAL WISC DUCKS

terrible. 20 years ago, the internet was full of hobbyist blogs and forums. over time, these have been replaced by paywalled substacks and private discord channels, each a walled garden. google's decision to prioritize AI just makes it less likely people will create free, public info

Tomorrow I will be driving through Wisconsin and periodically whining about it.

This year will be the 5th Combo Breaker held at the Schaumburg Convention Center, which means more editions of Combo Breaker will have taken place here than took place at Pheasant Run

It’s alarming how many people on the internet passionately believe they are experts on carseat design, safety, and laws and then the posts, videos, and pictures are all over the place.

Side note I did fry my hair. It’s recoverable, and I obviously know how to do that since my hair is so long but oof. The curls are like.. deflated until I get several rounds of repair treatments into it 😅

I released a big hair update the week before CB, but it shouldn’t effect gameplay 😎

Rick been into basketball and it’s slowly permeating my being like now I am also becoming into basketball. This the danger of a long term relationship like did I ask for a new hobby? No! Go timberwolves FUCK the spurs

Oh no, I got the bug to strip/change my hair color.

Thing I Enjoy: Traveling 🧳 Thing I Do Not Enjoy: the avalanche of laundry and real life that awaits when I arrive home. 🙃

A few spots opened today if you were looking for a Friday or Saturday night room in CB2026's on-site hotel.

The events and attendees listings for CB2026 are now available at start.gg/cb2026! We would like to thank everyone for registering. Please note: The event schedule will be available Monday, May 11 when our Program Guide drops.

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.

I think letting SNAP recipients have hot rotisserie chicken is good, actually.

I still occasionally play this game Connections Puzzle #1042 🟨🟩🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

I’M AN AUNT NOW hell yeah! My career as Wierd Aunt can begin.

Standard Reg is ending soon.

I have a confession: I have never watched Girls, know nothing about Lena Dunham or what the show is about, and I don’t intend to change that. It’s not a stance it’s just like… I am busy and that entire situation seems like an enormous investment of brain/time.

NEW: Virginia just passed a law to join the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact, giving it 222 of 270 electoral votes needed to activate. This map and spreadsheet show which states could join to activate it by 2028 depending on the outcome of the 2026 elections docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

What if there was an unofficial book club meet-up during CB where people got together and talked about books 📚 would anyone care? Do we dare combine the hobbies of gaming and reading into one weekend?

Why do people raw dog their air fryer when you can get dishwasher safe reusable silicon liners for those fuckers.

I’ve been playing Avowed. It’s cool. I really dislike Marius though he’s a bit of a wanker. Normally I tend to like or find the value in all followers in such games even grumpy ones but eh he’s kind of just lame.

Not me gleefully lore-dumping about one of my hyperfixations (the fallout universe) at my husband like an unhinged madwoman during commercial breaks (yes it is me).

Letting my kid run around in Skyrim, reading on my kindle. No context, no reason: “I don’t trust mammoths.” Okay 😂

Finally started Fallout S2, first 15 minutes already screaming crying throwing up doing the hand flappy thing telling my husband a dozen references from the games

A pine tree weeped sap all over my vehicle nooooo this is so fking annoying

Michael B. Jordan's acceptance speech for his first-ever Oscar. “I know you guys want me to do well and I wanna do that cause you guys bet on me. Thank you for keeping betting on me and I’m gonna keep stepping up.” See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

My husband has never in two decades made a single god damn “ball n chain” joke about me or our relationship and frankly what the fuck is up with women tolerating a man acting like he doesn’t like them? How is that funny? How are y’all still doing this in 2026?

THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE LIKE LUD IN ICE DETENTION. You do not have to stop finding small ways to resist when he is home.

BREAKING: WE DID IT!!! LUDOVIC IS COMING HOME!!! The judge, clearly moved by 20 people turning up in person alongside 20 online, ruled entirely in Lud’s favor with low bond. Update to come when he is home. The team is optimistic about his hearing in May. #FREELUD

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Every time a woman runs for president I hear that she’s too emotional and unstable to make wartime decisions, unlike the men in charge who make really reasonable decisions like bombing kids to death, starting water wars, and poisoning the entire planet

It is absolutely insane that the US appears to have targeted desalination plants first – putting them onto the board. Iran seems to have already retaliated against one in Bahrain. This is one of the most obvious ways this could spiral.

I cannot believe what an unbelievably evil ecological terrorist he is on top of being a fucking rapist ped0file what the fuck every day we wake up and it’s a new apocalypse

I think I might just be bad at minecraft

I have just had the experience of being asked to fix something in minecraft while my child had a snack, spent half an hour fixing a pond, then she came back and un-fixed it. I am salty. This game is frustrating as hell.

I am simultaneously fascinated by this game and also already at “fuck minecraft” about it lol.

In my child’s life there will be a Before and an After and today is the nexus point: started playing Minecraft.

Fuck man, I miss my father in law a lot today. I know I am so blessed I got to have awesome dad number 2 in my life for so long and most people don’t have that.

Good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting