Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Tonight in bad life choices: can of Dr Pepper, can of Cherry Coke, Indian food and…3 shots of vodka. All in under 2 hours I think, I list track of time and maybe shots

The first MCU film

Yes the very reliable and totally believable psychics that can definitely see into the future on demand

I know who I am, occasionally

Dammit Jeff

“Populist” is doing a lot of work here

Welcome yo Target

Every time you scream into the abyss a possum gets its wings

What if the mysterious new sci-fi movie is a Star Wars film?

This book just needs to drink more water

This pretty much is it really

I just believe most raccoons are better than most people

A truce has been declared in the quest for warmth

It’s me

Remember

Every piece of candy corn and every circus peanut I can find

Hello urgent care my old friend. I know @possumqueen.bsky.social really loves me because she threatens violence when I don’t seek medical help when I’m starting to have issue.

Me, pessimistic? Why do you ask?

I have a really hard time believing people that say things like this are Christian and make any effort to be Christ like outside of performances for the cameras

I see Victorian era work houses are coming back.

Blessing your timeline with the rotund rodent champ 💜

Read the headline to @possumqueen.bsky.social and got a puzzled response so I read it to her again. Same puzzled response from her so I asked what part was confusing and she said “Well…..”

It’s just science

Several coworkers and I were talking about schooling in different countries and the different types of schools in the US. One said the only schools here they would send their kids to are the ones rich people send their kids to. Then they added in a low voice “you know rich people like the Jews.”

Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.

We had a vendor send out 2 people to setup some equipment for us. They had to fly in, trust me that part is important. So one of the 2 had an emotional support animal they brought with them. It was not a dog, cat, rodent or small goat.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

If you see this, quote post with your favorite Pokémon (Wrong answers only)

Hell yeah, last IT field tech standing

Croak havoc and let slip the frogs of war

Do you think Doc Ock is into tentacle porn?

Unsolicited Bic pics

Sigh

The raccoons have arrived on the side of good as usual

I love librarians

Rascal the Raccoon

I hope they are at least cleaned well

Union protests at Starbucks HQ and the oldest says she can hear then up on the fifth floor

Sound up

The force knows nothing

Training ground for failure and becoming hated by an even larger part of of the US population. If people in these areas decide to fight back history shows the US military or any military really is not good at defeating an insurgency or guerrillas and while fighting them brutal tactics get used

Real nice university you got here. It would be a real shame if anything happened to it

I love an MFA deployment that goes so sideways it has to be rolled back causing authentication issues with random systems until you force a GP update on them.

We used call it a quickie but I guess they call it this now

The only MedBed I recognize

I survived the Alzheimer’s walk in the stupid level of humidity