there are more horses in my life than ever before

they should put roflcopter in the met

having profoundly weird interactions with old men

3.5 hours is basically 4 hours which is basically 6 hours which is a normal amount of sleep

sober as a gopher

naruto vibees

Son, there's a difference between grindcore and powerviolence that people are gonna tell you isn't important, doesn't matter, but I want you to know that it's life and death. This is more important than whether or not you're a good person. This is everything.

whole new ballgame whole new day

oranges don't actually have pulp. that's just plastic

we're backstage at 2005 warped tour with pete of fall out boy

Happy Valentine’s Day

anesthesia

it's soggy doggy wednesday

I'm completely addicted to 😧 this emoji

pretty out

hands

yuck

im fishing for the fisherwoman retweet

microsoft should give jsawyer 300 million dollars to do whatever he wants so long as what he wants is to make path of exile 3

microsoft should give jsawyer 300 million dollars to do whatever he wants so long as what he wants is to make pillars of eternity 3

is there anything more badass than a fireman.....

novelty ice creams lowkey fell off

unrelenting force waS a cut hl2 mechanic

radiating strange energy

diglett..........................................................................

if these kc plans rly work out im gonna be so happy

happygolucky

being nice to her

egomaniac

ache

i hear they're adding yuumi to p+

making rigatoni is comparable to the act of lovemaking

I'm so sleepy it's affecting my stoic demeanor

a sugaR CUBE IS A TREAT FOR A HORSE............................

lazy ego fodder

getting manic off the compliments

i wouldn't think too hard about it

i can't wait to wake up and make coffee

broken bones mend

if i had elon level wealth i would go to six flags and buy a fast pass and a regular sized meal