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today my beautiful girlfriend called me a 'zillenial'

Uh, the pup appears pretty fat and happy.

Uh, the pup appears pretty fat and happy.

it's soggy doggy wednesday

why do doctors keep putting side-effects in pills? are they stupid. i don't want all that

RAWWWWWWWWWWR

they just gave my account 2 strikes because my april 3x3 had sebadoh's bakesale on it

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april

we are all holding hands

things on the ground

i am very shy

i wish halo wasnt a dead ip i miss br swat

repost to give this user a cigarette, like to light

Yeaaarrgh! I'm cursed!

Kid, I like you..... How's about you and I become Sworn Brothers

let's all torture each other

the application that crashes your computer every time you launch it is crashing my computer every time i launch it

sober as a gopher

>_<

do you think dads love to sneeze

sir'd and then buzzed into the women's room #confused

I'm like the guy from ratatouille except the rat that controls me is one beer

type of shit ive been on #MakingMilwaukeeMoney

wriggle nightbug? i sure hope it does...

a young man approached me on the street and said to me "ma'am.... how is it that your doggy is so soggy?" i turned to him and simply smiled "well, son, it's wednesday"

ccall me hobbit cus im on an unexpected journey

watermelon 5 gum diet coke and emo music

@fwife.bsky.social your influence

the gamerr

crab rangoon...... 🤤

i wish the library was open at 11pm

id like to issue an apology to the bowling community

sketchbook pg 29/30

fish

lisa motherfucking simson....

i am going vegan except for chicken

yearning for big plushie

dota 2 is an indie game about depression