am i a pussy if i watch blair witch at noon on a sunday

low key... life is good right now

headache prognosis headche terminal headache dr house

can i conflagrate

so dont

if you imitate me im assuming its because you have a crush on me

you guys are just farming likes

pain is just bread if youre french

ill never be french france isnt real theres just pain

my head hurts so freaking bad

a guy called dark rufus must be normal

im watxhing akira

hard piss

why is the phone boring

cant you believe it

can i shit yourself

can i borrow your cigarette

i wish i was a smoker

not my hornbeam

can i bite you for fun

yours is no disgrace

alien medical drama where everything is made up

my rhombus..

im allergic to hamburgers

i dont date virgins sorry

im inclined to say

im starting to feel like

epic

wikihow making friends

just kidding

Snake snuggles @aspwyvern.me

if thats your girl whys she solving me for x

my bed and i are trying for a baby

when the unemployment benefits start rolling in

i wish i was a dung beetle

this thing needs a drink of water

i think my printer is thirsty

my printer keeps overheating

can i smell your ass

my quinoa tastes psychedelic

amphetamines make me fart like crazy

i feel medicated

the sun does not move.

im bored can i bruise your thighs