Diablo enemy waves be like 55 skeletons 55 ogres 55 demons 55 vampires 55 spiders 55 witches 55 werewolves 55 zombies 55 goblins 55 trolls 55 cyclops 55 dragons

Werner Herzog voice* “The Italian plumbers green sibling is called Luigi, yet together they are the Mario Brothers. Does Luigi not covet his brothers fame? What dark, sickening thoughts rest in the mind of one so tormented by his own families mockery?”

Thought I worked tomorrow but I don’t let’s fucking go 😤

Playing RE9 a second time with Grace in 3rd person and Leon in 1st person feels like an entirely new game btw especially if you unlock those extra guns

Dude said I looked like a Resident Evil character and then asked for a 5 star review of his compliment 😂

Tell me, tell me Who do I have to kill To keep this soul forever Kill me, kill me All my love and will Lives through the black and never You and me: Beyond

Going down a Type O Negative hole and brother let me tell you, that’s NOT a good sign.

Could really use one of those jobs I’ve heard about. Anyone work anywhere in Oakland, Berkeley, SF that’s hiring?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day I got a letter. The name on the envelope said ‘Mary.’ My wife’s name… It’s ridiculous, couldn’t possibly be true… That’s what I keep telling myself… A dead person can’t write a letter. Mary died of that damn disease three years ago.

🎶 I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need, smash me with 1000 hammers, bury me under the Christmas tree! 🎶

Pilot was like ah shit hold on lemme flip this bitch around

Had to explain to the roller coaster attendant that yes, this is indeed a dog collar, and no, it will not fly off no matter how crazy the ride goes.

Konrad Curze returning to Nostramo seeing it has returned to depravity

I keep having dreams that I’m friends with CM Punk. What part of my body is trying to tell me something and what is it trying to tell me?

Waiting at a crosswalk in Shinjuku when someone’s phone starts playing music. A guitar chord rings out and I recognize it I think. Then, “…OOOONE LAAAAST CAAAAAreeeess” loud as fuck. It was my phone. The Misfits was me. I died

Claude my baby nooo

Been on a really big Death Metal thing lately (more than usual). Here’s my top 10 bands of all time: The Black Dahlia Murder Cannibal Corpse Deicide Bolt Thrower Children of Bodom Dying Fetus Carcass Autopsy Entombed Nile And my favorite albums by these bands:

10 years Booby drugs go so hard

maybe i am going insane

I like that Kate clarifies that the eggs were hard boiled, implying that she ate them.

Going out girls I’m gonna need you to gas me up

I’ma fuck up my life

Got drawn on by lots of girls

The shitheads in the lab that made her called her X23

Costume idea for a swingers party where one person wears a shirt that says “slam in the back of my Dragula” and the other person is Dragula.

Has anyone ever done The Misfits but for transgenders? Is that a thing already?

Been having this weird thing lately where girl will say “hey I like X and Y about your outfit” and I respond “thanks I’ve been going for X and Y lately” and then they just don’t respond

I just had the “we forgot Kevin!” moment from Home Alone because I don’t currently know where every worm on the planet is right now.

No fucking way his last name is Papajohn shut the fuck up

Here’s the thing about me. I am going to complain A LOT about unimportant inconveniences directed at me by strangers and you’re NOT gonna like it.

Well, I guess I got what I asked for

Very grateful lately that I grew up in Hardcore. Everyday its values influence me and I’m reminded lately that not everyone has that. Not everyone wakes up with that specific rage and hatred and it’s been a struggle lately knowing most people in my life will never really understand that.

You better let him out of there!

Breast Augmentation Baracus That is all

Rest in shit you fucking bitch

@razorgirl.diy and I trying to figure out which one of us is The Thing (Covid)

THATS IT I would like to be shot.

COVID ROUND 3 BABY LETS FUCKING GO 😤

Every Warhammer 40k faction’s opinions on trans women (pt 1) Imperial Guard - Not cool Custodes - Very not cool Sisters - Terfs Ad Mech - Think we’re neat Inquisition - Order exterminatus Knights - Not chill Ultramarines - Watch trans porn never admit it Deathwatch - Chill Grey Knights - NOT CHILL

Not many things make me more irrationally angry than a guy in a promotional video saying “hey guys it’s me, Guy, from Brand, and I’m here to etc etc etc” while doing the “had to do it to em” meme hand thing.

The only Hooters ever to receive a Michelin Star closed permanently after an incident that the general manager referred to as “Permian–Triassic extinction event of sexual harassment”

Going to watch wrestling should I make a run in with a steel chair?

Recreational injectable solution of just Golgi Apparatus

Whenever I drink a Coke Zero, which is often, I think about how the cans are the size of Boltgun rounds and it makes me want to make a CZ themed legion.

Imagine paying hundreds of dollars to go to Golden Gate Park to hear some of the worst fucking music you’ve ever heard in your life when you can go see Terror any day of the week in every city in the US for $15.

No Zoloft please help

Me and my Deathwatch would’ve killed E.T. with Chainswords I can tell ya that much.