I’m in this. It’s really good. Come and see it. Please.

I mean, that’s one way to describe a ConFuzzled room party.

Please go and do a democracy everyone.

Come and see me make a fool of myself on stage you bastards. (Please and thankyou.)

Guess who just chopped a chilli and then went to the toilet? Ow.

Do not fear the Fruit Golem.

For reasons that are not clear (bears) we have seventeen (17) pillows.

Guess who just took a chunk out of their finger with an angle grinder…

yuuuuup that’s the best thing they could’ve called this

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn’t Indiana Jones

Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses.

Feeling sad. An iconic Portishead album should help.

@footpad.bsky.social friend of yours?

Ok, who’s responsible for this?

This year’s @scotiacon.bsky.social door sign. One for the fans of Sergio Leone.

No, I will not be apologising.

We are sampling some of the experimental wine I made with DadSpaniel some 26 years ago. It’s… not undrinkable?

In thrilling SpanielNews, our washing machine died last year. The new one is coming on Monday and I’m sort of excited about it. Not an expense we needed in The Longest Month, but there we go.

In what may ultimately prove to be a foolish endeavour, @shrugsbur.bsky.social and I are going to attempt to watch TNG in its entirety over the next 12 months. Make it so.

I’m with MumSpaniel and DadSpaniel for Christmas. There is a very large pheasant who has taken up residence in the garden. He is affectionately known as ‘lunch’.

Wake Up Dead Man is good.

I’m sorry, what?

Whammed.

Is it just me or is the M&S party food utterly unhinged this year? Dipping gravy? Paella bites? Was this range developed by rolling dice and referring to a table?

Our 2026 release catalog.

The fan in the car has died. We have to travel at 40mph for the windscreen de-fogging vents to work. There’s a movie plot in here somewhere.

This is just stunning. If I ever build my own house, it will look like this.

I have stayed in a lot of hotels over the years, and lot of them have had Gideon’s Bibles. I have never come across a Book of Mormon.

Definitely NOT based on a real experience that definitely DIDN'T happen, a wonderfully frisky piece done by the ever incredible @jackaloqe.com

It’s October once again, which means it’s time for a drawing challenge. I was struggling to decide on a theme when came across an old photo of @thehistoryboy.bsky.social’s tattoo of a sash window and thought… ‘yeah, that’d work.’ So, this years theme is #windows

Off to the ballet tonight, as one does.

It’s a Sigur Rós kinda day.

I love him.

@chadthegryph.bsky.social Off on holiday?

*Sigh* Everything reminds me of her…

The current plague of painted glass fibre animals is called ‘Bulls In The City’. Come on guys, ‘Bulls on Parade’ was *right there*.

@noxonclub.bsky.social I was in the big group of furries and pups who came along last night and I wanted to thank you all for everything! I had an amazing time and I will be back.

I was in London this weekend with @shrugsbur.bsky.social, @thehistoryboy.bsky.social, and @jackshoulder.bsky.social. We went to Tate Modern to see the UK AIDS Memorial Quilt in the Turbine Hall. It’s incredibly powerful, and it’s good to see it displayed like this. We lost so many.

Ok, so I did a load of work for the Confuzzled Art Show, which I am going to gradually feed into my timeline…

I have just about caught up on sleep after ConFuzzled, and I have to say that it was an absolute blast. Thankyou so much to everyone who works so hard to make it happen.

I’m very pleased with the door sign I made for Confuzzled.

COME AND WATCH THE THING WE MADE. IT’S REALLY GOOD.

@tofte.bsky.social OMG it you. (Apologies for reverting to tropes.)

I am off on an adventure. I have no idea where I am going. @shrugsbur.bsky.social has planned something…

There was a nonprofit cafe and bike repair shop in Bristol called Roll for the Soul. Their falafel wraps were really good. It closed in 2017.

I spotted this on a door in Bristol. Probably nothing to worry about.

I have the day off, and because I hate myself, I have written a job list so long there is no way I can complete it. Come with me now, on a journey through tedious domesticity…

I like my men just like my coffee.

Wood.