I'll just leave this piece of genius here.

Within a matter of weeks of the Salisbury poisonings by Putin operatives, "bad apple" who Farage and Tice "hardly knew" Nathan Gill had began taking money from Russia to work for them in the European Parliament. How is this not still news? And who else in Reform is taking money from Putin?

Fayaz Khan, who threatened to kill Nigel Farage on TikTok but didn't carry out that threat, has been jailed for 5 years. Something tells me he won't be introduced as "Britain's favourite political prisoner" at next year's Reform conference. 🤔 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

In a world full of Nigels and Tommys, be a Bethany.

Terry Tume, the Reform UK candidate for Kenn Valley, Teignbridge in next week's by-election was a Tory councillor from 2019-2023 and only attended 32/58 meetings in that time. He wants you to vote for him as a Reform candidate because "the Conservative couldn't be bothered to turn up". Kettle.

Alcoholic Fox News personality lectures 5 Star Generals on being fit for combat.

Wes Streeting vows to send 'snake oil salesman' Farage 'packing' at next election

ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION YET? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

I just took a Tylenol and one of the side-effects was chronic curiosity about who else is in the Epstein Files. Ask your doctor if apprehending pedophiles is right for you.

So are Reform ahead in the polls or is that Russian propaganda?🤔

How far have we descended into stupidity when the Royal Parks have to issue statements like this. 🤦 www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

I guess they could just really hate Korean cars. 🤷

Nation capable of spotting spurious link between paracetamol and autism still baffled by obvious link between guns and mass shootings. newsthump.com/2025/09/23/n...

I wonder if his German wife or French girlfriend have settled status. It's clear that it was never about "legal" or "illegal", or contributing to society. It was always just about not liking foreigners. Unless he's sleeping with them. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

1st Amendment supporters honour free speech absolutist by ending Jimmy Kimmel's free speech over accurate hurty words. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

I'm puzzled how @ledbydonkeys.org can be arrested on suspicion of malicious communications for repeating information that is in the public domain. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

MP nobody has heard of leaves party nobody cares about for party nobody likes. newsthump.com/2025/09/15/m...

Brave patriots highlight their desire to unite the kingdom by hurling glass bottles at policemen newsthump.com/2025/09/14/b...

If these "patriots" want to stay in the country, they should at least learn the language. 🤦‍♂️

Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer www.borowitzreport.com/p/kash-patel...

Trump vows crackdown on ‘political violence’, now. Where was he when Democratic Politician Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were assassinated? This is the same Trump who made jokes about a hammer attack on the husband of Nancy Pelosi.

Even Reform's bus is avoiding tax. 🤦

Painting roundabouts is clearly working.

The @telegraphnews.bsky.social Also the Telegraph

My career could have been so different if I'd known this earlier. 🤦 www.theguardian.com/money/2025/s...

Just asking questions. 🤔

From @privateeyenews.bsky.social

Exactly.

The Freedom of Speech Party bans the local press. 🤦 You couldn't make it up. #ReformShambles www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Clearly sending thoughts and prayers cannot be enough anymore, even for the 2nd Amendment hawks. But we've said that so many times before.

Yesterday - "Women and children would be detained and deported under Nigel Farage's plans to stop small boat crossings in the Channel." Today - 👇 🤦 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. Benjamin Franklin

Reform council slams England flag roundabout "vandals", then Reform slams Reform council for slamming England flag roundabout "vandals". There have been West End farces that have been less unbelievable. www.express.co.uk/news/politic...

Protecting ARE Women. 🤦 www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...