Bring back this little table flip guy (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Locked out of watching northernlion because he’s watching the sopranos and I know he’s gonna spoil that shit 😔

What did he mean by this

The Elon musk path of exile meltdown taught me that the only way to be satisfied with your life is to be good at video games

I’ve come up with a great new build for oblivion it’s called stealth archer

Do you ever have a moment where you’re driving a car and you just think. Holy shit. This thing is huge and I’m going 70mph. Who gave me this power

Paying taxes feels extra bad this year

It’s my grandpas 90th birthday. That’s a lot. 10 likes and I’ll tell him about skibidi toilet

White lotus finale thoughts below

The worst thing about british people is the way they say adidas

Smash is dead

Weird to me how some celebrities are their full name but could never be just their first name. Bill Murray? That's Bill Murray. But just Bill? He's not a Bill. Bill Burr? He actually is a Bill. Morgan Freeman? He's not a Morgan. He's a Morgan Freeman. Tom Hanks? Tommest man alive tbh

I accepted a long time ago that I am not particularly gifted at games but I think having to grind hard for any success has been good for me overall. If things were easy I'd be more of a jerk

Why people pretending this movie was really good I was really excited for it but 7/10 at best

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Love pop culture jeopardy

Won an SC local for the first time

Living in an oligarchy is so embarrassing. Government wants to do something? Hold on lets ask our billionaire daddies first

I still hate Anora

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

How did Marvel drop the banger that is the Moon Knight show and then just never do it again

There are now King K Rool mains dominating both the local in my new town and the local in my old town

Any good?

As much as people are pushing back on it I think AI really is here to stay. I know there are a million ethical concerns but unlike NFTs, AI has too much practical use for people to suppress or reject it. It’s going to be a wild few years as the tech gets better and I don’t think it can be stopped.

Did you know that the American literacy rate is lower than Kenya’s

I think my ideal look is Tarzan’s Dad. How do I get on this level?

As a somewhat homeless Browns fan it might be my plan to just root for whatever team Myles Garrett ends up on

New high score

I think if we just keep posting we can fix America

Never let your dreams stay dreams. You can accomplish anything you set 500 of your hours to

The thing everyone expected to happen happened. Now the chiefs are gonna stomp the eagles. Gg

They put crack in the doctor pepper I didn’t drink it for 30 years but two in one week and now I can’t stop

I have invented this new thing called Shower Coffee. Coffee in the shower. Don’t do it or you owe me money

Never felt less connected to my fellow man and moviegoing culture than while watching Anora. What a dull miserable slog of a film

I’ve seen more slurs in a week of marvel rivals than in literal years of various other games

Am I crazy or is Spider-man borderline useless in Rivals

Recently I’ve been rewatching breaking bad but entirely through YouTube shorts that pop up randomly while I’m scrolling. It’s like getting little treats throughout the day

I love how Google is just allowed to be wrong all the time now

Jimmy Carter was 80 when Half Life 2 came out. He hang on another TWENTY YEARS and Gabe still screwed him. Rip

If you eat the qt hotdog fast enough it’s free

Stopping the cereal pour just as the last piece hits the bowl and just before the nasty powdery residue is an art I have mastered

WATCHING THE NFL AND AN AD *I* EDITED CAME ON WTF

Bluesky has decided I'm a polyamorous lesbian and now only shows me posts by them

- 2024 Smash Ultimate Commentary Reel - I've made a lot of progress this last year, and I finally have a reel to prove it. Analysis is my strength and I think this shows it. Hope y'all enjoy, rts appreciated ofc. Posted the YT link since my short version is still longer than bsky allows

My dog has been coned

The Substance + airpod

my wife just miscarried and the only thing I can think about is how the fuck I'm gonna get rid of these shoes

If I hear “bundleruski!” one more time I’m losin it

Am I reading this right

Yesterday I parried my local Yoshi main's down B shieldbreaker, smash attacked him to death and turned to look at him like this