Samalamdingdong was art. #gamechanger

The boyfriend is cuddling me on one side 🥰. The cat is sleeping up against me on the other🥰. And I am sweating 😭 To be loved is to be overheated. 😥

Second job time. Remember why we do this. It’s for magic cards. And FFXIV

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Just best Metaphor ReFantazio, amazing game. Absolutely recommend.

Almost beat M1S today. Gonna buckle down and work on getting thru all the previous Savages, then gonna try to really tackle the new batch coming in 7.2

Just found there’s a season 2 of Misfit if Demon King Academy; peak is back y’all.

I gotta work on my shitposting. I post way too infrequently.

I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

Finally watching Arcane. The one rule is I can’t be tempted to play League of Legends.

Hot take alert: FFXIV really needs to stop putting out premium items that don’t work with certain races (Viera and Hrothgar constantly). I understand if they can’t backwards compatible things, but at this point it’s honestly just insulting. >.<

What I have learned from the brackets is I’m a 3-4 man. I have a few decks that are 2s, and I don’t really have a deck built with the 5 mentality in mind, I have one deck that I would categorize as a 1, but it runs Expropriate as a laugh, so technically a 3.

Someone called me a wife guy for my partner and they're so right.

Okay, I've gone through and ranked all my decks according to the brackets. And my immediate thought is "land advantage is getting away like a bandit."

On a more serious note, I like that there’s a difference between 4 & 5 in the form of mentality. Cause like I’ve got a few decks that are now in the 4 category, but they would be stomped by any real cEDH decks built with a meta in mind. 1/2

Now I just have to figure out what commander I’m going to get proxied with an image of Sam Reich that runs all game changer cards.

How do you even do Savage Raids? I just want to be able to get the Light-Heavyweight gear dyeable. T-T

So I’ve started working on a Kenrith deck that’s main goal is to successfully resolve Happily Ever After. Kenrith was one of my first decks I made which ended up being basically a five color good stuff pile; kinda fun but now mostly boring - so I’m excited to try and build him around something new!

I feel dirty posting on twitter for any reason, come on FFXIV, run your event over here. I am proud of the photo though, so I'll share it here for real interaction, then when I inevitably don't win the contest delete it from there.

Gotta find enjoyment where you can; in this case it was laughing for a solid 30 seconds about the automated password reset security hitting me on my last day. God forbid I put off resetting this password one more day.

The real struggle with playing Blood on the Clocktower is not just always claiming Goblin each time I’m accused - regardless of if there is a Goblin on the script or not.

A formative age is whatever age you see something and it becomes formative. Just like my formative age was a few days ago when I saw RRR for the first time.

I’m half way through RRR, and honestly I think I’ve finally seen real art.

The worst part about this whole TikTok ban thing is that I had basically managed to stop using the app and was happier for reducing my doom scrolling, but now that it's getting banned I have this need to watch as much as I can before it goes away.

Commander is at its best when you absolutely commit to the bit no matter what. So in that vein I have decided to declare war on lands. With a sub joke of not even going for the win. www.archidekt.com/decks/104810... Truly my magnum opus

Rodolf Duskbringer appreciation post. ##MagicTheGathering

Going to Olive Garden for Valentine’s Day? Isn’t that incestuous?

It's amazing how early I get tired on NYE. Any other day, whatever let's stay up late; the one day of the year I have a reason to, dang I'm eepy.

We all know Praetorium can be a bit of a drag, but I've got to be honest - it's so much worse when someone clearly doesn't know what they're doing. First timers I have basically infinite patience for, you're learning this and I will wait with you the whole way. 1/2

As we approach the end of the year, don't forget to comm your DPS, it will make them very confused.

Chaotic is fun, lived for almost 2 whole minutes. Can't wait to see what minute 3 is like

Never change Mentor Roulette, the day spouts stop queuing up for extreme trials is the day hell freezes over.

Ya know what radicalized me? The Emet Selch snap emote being $7. Nothing that’s mandatory for survival should be that expensive.

Merry Christmas everyone. Get a free colorless mana in your inbetween turns phase on me.

Legally, I can't call this an Ace Attorney fan account if I don't do this

Saw Sonic 3, loved it. Give me 1,000,000 more.

At the Sonic 3 previews, and I already know it’s going to be amazing.

When making an angel deck and I decide I actually do just hate everyone I’m playing against (I’m kidding I love my opponents, but I love board wiping them more)

In constant proof of how bad I am with money, I’ve gone from 7 million Gil, to basically broke* *I am now at only 4 million Gil

Not to be too pathetic on main, but I miss my wife.

With the Onion buying InfoWars and planning to just immediately move it to parody, I need them to make like a supercut of Alex Jones most insane, and I suppose benign, takes and keep that up. Just keep putting up clips of Alex complaining about gay frogs next to whatever new stuff comes out.

I figure I'll just start posting clips from my setting documents for a VTM game set in Rome I'm working on prep for.

Watching Smallville for the first time, what a wild show.

Alright, here I am ready to try and post on a not hell site. Guess we'll see how this goes.