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This is the sunset God graced me with the evening I received my 10 years free from alcohol. Life is pretty good without it.🚫🍷🍺🚫 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Can somebody please help me? How do you keep from getting burnt out on the constant daily chaos?

Robert Wolf on Fox News: "I've been in finance for 40 years. This is probably the biggest manufactured crisis I've seen with a bunch of unforced errors. The execution of 'liberation day' was pathetic."

This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.

Human rights aren’t negotiable. Worker protections aren’t optional. Rule of law isn’t a slogan. Get loud or get left behind.

Trump is the embodiment of an unholy chimera of Hitler and King George III

Grateful and blessed to share my birthday with Trans Day of Visibility 🏳️‍⚧️💚

Trump disbands our legislatures and gives himself the authority to make laws for us at his whim. He is the modern King George III, from whom we declared our independence as a nation.

Trump calls himself a king and disobeys our laws. In the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson's first piece of evidence that we needed to create a new government was the fact that King George III did not obey the law, saying it was necessary to promote the public good.

When Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, he offered as proof for the necessity to depart from Great Britain's rule, the fact that King George III did not obey the law, which is necessary to promote the public good. Who does that sound like?

Donald Trump is guilty of Treason, along with countless other crimes he commits daily. Everything he says is void

Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

DeSantis v Trump over a sexual trafficer....this may turn out very interesting 🤔 #revolution2025

What if Elon Musk isn’t naming his kids like WiFi passwords for fun—what if they’re lab codes for genetically optimized organ donors? When you're a billionaire obsessed with living forever, why not DIY your own spare parts? #DystopianParenting

Bitching out is Elon's signature move

Elon Musk backed out of fighting Zuck. Backed out of ending world hunger. Only bought Twitter because he was forced to. He's going to back out of this interview with Jon Stewart #ElonMuskFraud

Elon Musk would have to be a pretty big lover to back out of his interview with Jon Stewart now.

Defunding public schools while giving billionaires tax breaks is robbery. There's a war on our children being waged by this administration. Fight back! Call Congress at 202-224-3121 & tell them to reject cuts to education. Dont Defund Public Schools

This could have been one of the people leading the country

As requested by a third grader in a letter to my office: Happy Third Graders Day, Minnesota!

Elon Musk didn’t build, he bought. Born rich, fueled by subsidies, and thriving on worker exploitation. Tesla, SpaceX, Twitter—union-busting, mass layoffs, and chaos. His success isn’t hard work—it’s privilege and PR. #ElonMusk #EatTheRich

Imagine waking from a ketamine stupor to realize you agreed to an unedited interview with Jon Stewart—about dismantling the government and stealing billions as an unelected, possibly illegal, foreigner.

Remember when Elon Musk backed out of a cage match with Mark Zuckerberg because his *mom* said no? Now he wants an *unedited* debate with Jon Stewart? Yeah, sure. A thousand bucks says he suddenly gets "too busy" right before it happens.

The destruction of DEI programs is a warning sign of a nation in decline. When equity and inclusion are erased, oppression takes their place. History shows where this leads—and it never ends well.

Gender and sex aren’t the same—no matter what your outdated high school biology notes say. Science has moved on, and so should you. Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Facts don’t care about your feelings. ✌️

If you made $1,000/hour, working 24/7 (you never eat, sleep, or take a break), it would take 114 years to earn $1B. Musk has $200B+. No one *earns* that—it's extracted through exploitation. Billionaires don’t work harder. They exploit harder.

A hundred bucks says Elon backs out of his interview with Jon Stewart just before it's supposed to happen

We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country. This Friday, where will you be? standupforscience2025.org

HERO vs ZERO I'm in a state of shock & still trying to process yesterday's shameful, traitorous debacle in the WH: A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. Our standing in the world has plummeted overnight, but the repercussions will be felt forevermore. #SlavaUkraini🇺🇦 #ShameOnUS🇺🇸

This says it all.

We are not longer free

Leaders of the free world stand united in London The United States is not among them

This is bad , we just surrendered to Putin! www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

No more WEI hires!

This is available though... europepmc.org

A reminder for these times.

Their meat better be sweet when that's all that's left to eat.

I'm tired of working hard just to watch greedy elites speedrun society’s collapse. After 2016, they stopped pretending—now they’re burning it all down for fun. Hope they’re tender when there’s nothing left to eat.

Americans shouldn’t have to flee their own country. Trump is clawing back power, Elon is gutting labor rights, and the system is failing us. Instead of running, we should force them out—out of power, out of office, out of control. America belongs to the people, not billionaires and fascists.

Remember when Kamala and Tim were debating how to build a better America? Now we’ve got a trio of unhinged arsonists competing to see who can burn it down the fastest.

Zelensky: "I don’t own a costume… maybe after the war.” Meanwhile, Trump and his bootlickers play dress-up in their little suits while selling America out to Russia. Only one of these men deserves respect.

Elon Musk strolls into meetings in a wrinkled T-shirt, Trump’s suit fits like a garbage bag, but Zelensky is the one getting judged for his outfit? The man is literally fighting for democracy. Maybe they should be more concerned with that.

A man leading a war against a genocidal invasion didn’t wear a suit, and somehow that is what offends Republicans. But Trump showing up to the Oval Office in boxy suits two sizes too big while selling out the country? That’s fine.

Zelensky told them straight: “I don’t own a costume… maybe after the war.” Meanwhile, the cowards criticizing him have never fought for anything in their lives. Keyboard warriors demanding dress codes from a man in a war zone. Embarrassing.

The same people who worship Elon Musk—who shows up to billion-dollar meetings dressed like a Best Buy employee—are outraged that Zelensky didn’t wear a suit while literally fighting for his country’s survival. Priorities, huh?