Ooops I did it again (getting sushi for lunch at work)

spicy california rolls are overrated, as are regular California rolls. Like I understand this is like the "base" level sushi most people can eat but cmon

these are not even the files lol

Today, Valve announced the second-generation Steam Controller. Imagine a Steam Deck with the screen lopped off, and you’re close. Read more from @jaypeters.net: www.theverge.com/games/815061...

oh? unscheduled power grid downtime in my neighborhood? WELP

SOON

It’s kind of crazy that Threads even exists in the marketplace of social network choices. Why would anyone want to see legit just Facebook/instagram comments in twitter feed form?

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

What the fuccccccccck techcrunch.com/2025/11/10/r...

The way the unionized Pittsburgh Post Gazette workers held out for THREE YEARS until they got what they deserved is exactly what organized resistance should be.

not sure why I always default to sushi for lunch lol

The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.

It is very weird seeing my friends and family slowly start to realize we're not overreacting.

He’s losing it

So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?

if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile

Any company that does a SPAC is generally a huge scam or designed specifically to enrich a small group of people.

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

just had the realization that the type of person who enjoys making ai art is someone who prioritizes it’s consumption, while those who dislikes ai art is someone who values the act of creating art

Here we see my local Democratic parties teaming up to run a food drive. And on the DNC's website, they're just asking for money, like always, instead of, saying, asking for money for food banks, or showing a national map of party-run food drives. What a squandered opportunity by national Dems.

Been a hella productive day and I am still fuckin cruisin’

Ladies and gentlemen we have a winning bid and this project is now rolling

LMAO!

Me: when the fuck did I deploy a postgres database on vercel?

Unable to stop laughing at “he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest”

We really should have came down hard on people setting their phone up to yell at it as they sit in their cars for socials

It’s honestly shocking how fast you can acquire many filaments after getting a 3D printer

Oh shit, we got our character for the day folks

cool cool cool, sudden power loss is great, now I gotta scrub storage pools for the next 12 hours or so

do not love the new sounds my server is making after this cold boot

26.1 is out, which means its time to update every goddamn apple device in my house

i love getting a SaaS quote for $42,000

My new album for turning 37, “Eating Tums at the Stoplight”

treating OS and firmware updates at work like a boss rush

Please stop anthropomorphizing the computer

It’s incredible that Apple was so confident about the iOS 26 update and repurposing the windows 7 aero glass theme that they stopped signing any version ipsw for iOS 18

If the GOP doesn’t want tax dollars going to food, healthcare, housing, ed, SS, veterans’ care, housing, research, science, art, infrastructure, transit, childcare, the environment, public broadcasting, diplomacy, regulatory agencies, or job training… WTF are we paying them for?

Ghost Pokemon Wonderland ~ #pixelart #ドットの日

Trump: "They spent $900,093,000 on the catapults trying to get them to work. And they had steam, which worked so beautifully and it has for 50 years, right? So we're gonna go back. Seriously fellas, I want to make that change. I'm gonna do an executive order."

Bulgogi so hot I’m strugglin

At some point Oprah should be held accountable for giving us both Dr Phil and Dr Oz.

If you make 130% of the federal poverty level, you qualify for SNAP. A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify. I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.

When a chatbot gets something wrong, it’s not because it made an error. It’s because on that roll of the dice, it happened to string together a group of words that, when read by a human, represents something false. But it was working entirely as designed. It was supposed to make a sentence & it did.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Today's "One First" explains why Stephen Miller is wrong that ICE officers have "federal immunity" from prosecution for all actions they take in their official duties, and that anyone attempting to prosecute them is committing a felony. Supremacy Clause immunity is a thing, but it's *not* absolute:

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

The federal government shutdown and Pennsylvania’s budget stalemate could combine to stall food aid that helps one in four Ambridge households. buff.ly/dPMSmLb

“Walmart was the top employer of SNAP recipients in five states and one of the top four employers in the remaining four states. McDonald’s was among the top five employers of Medicaid enrollees in five of six states and SNAP recipients in eight of nine states.” www.cnbc.com/2020/11/19/w...

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Video from today's first gas attack. Saturday morning in Chicago.