dynasty 🫶 #hollanov

fewer things are better than searching for a specific type of playlist, finding one, & the first song being your favorite from summer 2016 & suddenly you’re back in your college best friend’s sedan with the windows down, smoking a cig & thinking the worst thing in your life is an assignment deadline

brian niccol ruins everything he touches, truly. not surprised, just disappointed

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

the nice thing about Catholicism is that it has featured a multitude of wars, perverts, at least one murderer pope, multiple murdered popes, and a corpse trial, so some asshole with a hairpiece is ... Tuesday.

touched by you – a cliff marlow x hayden pike omegaverse wip 2/? • omegaverse, alpha cliff, omega hayden, hayden is traded to boston, meddling shane & ilya posting a day early🫶🏼 see y’all next thursday!! #cliffmarlow #haydenpike #hearedrivalry link – archiveofourown.org/works/816187...

putting on my yearning playlist & letting my mind do it’s thing was an awful idea for pre 9am on a tuesday

Reminder: Tomorrow is Easter. If you have cats, do not bring any lilies into your house. At all. They are toxic and will kill your cats. Even just the pollen.

no one speak to me for the next hour & a half i have to make a playlist for a fic that no one will ever read

if i’m not thinking about fanfics of the fics my friends haven’t even posted yet, am i really working on my own wips? no. no i’m not

friendship so strong your period synced up even with 4088 miles separating us @morosefloweret.bsky.social

me: i should keep unpacking my apartment also me: i should write today i will be avoiding both of these things by going out & buying things for my apartment that i do NOT need

ugh 😩 i love them so much it hurts 🥺

touched by you – a cliff marlow x hayden pike omegaverse wip 1/? • omegaverse, alpha cliff, omega hayden, hayden is traded to boston, meddling shane & ilya happy birthday month from me to myself (& us!!)🫶🏼🥂 link – archiveofourown.org/works/816187...

happy birthday month to me & everyone who celebrates🫶🏼 april babies its time for us to chaos mode

💖💜💙 👬 💚🤍🩵💙 #artpost #art

just made my first real (non-frozen) meal in my new apartment i could cry

just bought a cute little stuffed animal hanging net so i can get all the proof of my impulse control problems up off the floor & i’m praying it doesn’t matter that i didn’t measure the corner i plan on hanging it in

how long is too long? asking for a friend

no one speak to me while i map out this cliff/hayden long fic & figure out how i’m going to spend my next 4-6 months

all-consuming – a #hollanov sequel to my shane/hayden breeding kink fic rated e, 2.5k words / mind the tags on ao3 & enjoy🫶🏼 link – archiveofourown.org/works/81197866

Idk man what happened to writing fanfic for the love of the game.

i love ragebaiting @nottstwin.bsky.social with olive garden, truly in my top 5 favorite activities

one of my favorites from this fest🫠

Hi friends! 🧵 Here’s a thread of all the fics from the gcu eras fest. All works have been revealed! Mostly hollanov but some rare pairs too! 🫶🏻

moving solo sucks but at least there isn’t a man in my apartment putting things in the wrong drawers or smashing holes in the wall & calling it “hanging up the tv”

say my name (and everything just stope) – an #ilyarozanov x #troybarrett one shot for the gcu eras fest the real fic i was supposed to write for this fest😂 enjoy desperate troy & sad boy ilya🫶🏼 #gamechangers link – archiveofourown.org/works/80641116

caught up in a moment – a cliff marlow/hayden pike omegaverse one shot for the gcu eras fest 🖤 9.8k, rated e hayden pike has taken over my mind palace & i’m powerless to stop it link – archiveofourown.org/works/80202221

things i recommend to anyone who’s bored & wants to create chaos: explain the omegaverse to your therapist you will be riding that high for DAYS

i’ve had 3 new hayden-centric ideas TODAY someone please take this man away from me

note to self: don’t read the last 2 chapters of a book you know is going to involve the mc’s sister passing away while at work, you’ll be sobbing into paperwork as a coworker asks questions you’re in no position to answer😂

They're going to lie about birth control just as they did with trans people.

unfortunately, i think i’m entering my “let hayden pike fuck & be fucked” era which really puts a damper on my “sorry shane ilya & troy are so hot together” summer that i had planned

do you ever get 9k into writing a fic & then realize you probably should have done your research/prepared better? no? just me? okay🫩😂 my mind is a prison run by a gold fish with impulse control problems

i was once too broke to move from one apartment in a building down the hall to another post-breakup. moving isn’t cheap or particularly fun &, by and large, trans people aren’t doing great economically. 401,000 trans people fleeing their governments should be considered a fucking national emergency.

for someone whose worst fear is getting pregnant, i sure am writing a lot of breeding kink lately🫩😮‍💨 i really need the gcu boys to simmer down & stop invading my every waking moment with images of shane and/or hayden sex dazed and with child

everyone in the office is some form of sick & i fear we’re just creating a giant carpeted petri dish🤢

fewer things in life are better than coming home to the new jewelry you bought yourself🫠 happy tuesday to meeee

UPDATE #dramionefic the serpent under it e, 9/24, 4.6k 🥀 death eater draco malfoy 🥀 unhinged hermione granger 🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers 🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way 🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

thinking lots of shane x troy college au thoughts this morning & just daydreaming about how /annoyed/ shane would be when his study room at the lib is double booked & troy’s panicking because a “total babe” is yelling at him for something he didn’t do but it’s fine bc by break they’re dry humping

today is just not my day💀🫩

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

every time @nottstwin.bsky.social posts a new selfie i’m reminded of how not straight i am so thank you for doing the lord’s work & reminding me that my options are, theoretically, limitless😮‍💨😮‍💨

i don't care about men being lonely! i don't care they're not getting laid!

love being trapped at the airport for 24 hours with no answer as to when i’ll be able to fly home🤡 pray for my sanity, liver & bank account