nobody laughs harder at their own terrible jokes than an unfunny white man

this is textbook love bombing kids, do not fall for it she spent the entire afternoon pissing me off @morosefloweret.bsky.social

being the friend group photographer means that even if my friends and i stop talking i will always be there, i will haunt them forever

i truly do not know how to talk about my insecurities without it sounding like i am fishing for compliments… i am being honest when i say i am undesirable, i am not just waiting for you to take pity and tell me the opposite it’s hard being the ugly friend without sounding like a pick me lol

it’s been a while!! also pls do not that rachel and i have matching hair✨

the constant struggle of explaining clients that my boss isn’t my mother

the number of italian artists i listen to has lately increased to three and all i can say is that i like a yearner in any language

after three years of working in the service industry i finally snapped st a customer, i may have started to cry out od frustration afterwards but who cares

to save an empire – a #dramione royalty au guess who’s back!! updates will resume in january🥰🖤 link – archiveofourown.org/works/489368...

someone just asked me for directions in milan, i look like a local, biggest compliment ever

@morosefloweret.bsky.social and i are officially broken up, i am looking for a new best friend.

what does it say about me that the fictional characters i relate to the most are grumpy bisexual men?

am i debating getting a vpn just for THAT tv series? well yeah leave me alone

i have officially started the game changers series and need someone to talk about it with bc @morosefloweret.bsky.social isn’t allowed to hear about it

my spotify wrapped was hijacked by my trip to the us this summer, i blame @morosefloweret.bsky.social (the songs have nothing to do with her whatsoever)

barely 9 am and this man got me defending the catholic church ME?! DEFENDING THE CHURCH?!

reading mate and why the fuck is koen respecting his celibacy vow more than catholic priests do?

the more lore i discover about one of my cousin’s girlfriend the more i hate her

sometimes i wonder if i am faking being queer for attention but then i get the all consuming need for a woman to sit on my face and i stop wondering

i am turning 24 in 4 days, i hate it here

last night i fell asleep thinking about regina and rodrick

i spend my days at work fantasising about @morosefloweret.bsky.social visiting me next summer and it keeps making me wish time would move faster

today would have been my grandpa’s 97th birthday, this means he has been dead for over seven years which is very rude if you consider the fact that he was supposed to live forever and be with me until i passed

the book has been published and purchased, she’s lucky it’s about women’s right and i will probably study it faster than usual

i forget that part of my lore is that after a concert i had to stop at a streetlight next to the artist’s tour bus when them and their partner got out and started arguing and months later their break up became public

i love sabrina carpenter so much it scares me

to save an empire – under construction happy holidays kiddos 🖤 this is an update to let you know that my dramione royalty au, to save an empire, will be under construction for the last half of november. i love this fic so incredibly much, but two years removed from when i began writing, there are

just found out that amy poehler and seth meyers are basically star crossed lovers i have nothing to add i just wanted to share this

rude for my professor to expect me to study from a book that’s technically not out yet, it should come out in october but news flash: october is almost over and the book is nowhere to be seen, i am going to jump off a roof rn

drunk thinking about how much i miss @nottstwin.bsky.social 😭 don’t meet internet friends IRL it’ll rip your heart out every time you’re an an airport not flying to them

me bc i manipulated my way into @morosefloweret.bsky.social ‘s life and now i get sent her google doc files for me to enjoy in advance

trying to figure out if i can donate blood bc i may or may not have done ecst4sy once three years ago

is it an unpopular opinion to think that fiona was hotter as an ogre than as a human?

update: i told her i think i am objectively ugly and she ( a cis straight woman) said it was homophobic of me to call myself that

it’s hard to casually remind your friends that you’re ugly without it sounding like you’re fishing for compliments

this couple that comes to my bar and is clearly having an affair is becoming less and less subtle

do you ever stalk your friends’ instagram pages and feel like a fan watching their favourite celebrities? no? just me? i just can’t believe they actually chose to be friends with me lol

listening to wicked first thing in the morning makes me think about simpler times when @morosefloweret.bsky.social and i were in a new york city hotel room remixing no one mourns the wicked and defying gravity together

the last thing i have had even resembling a crush in the last few years is on a guy i see twice a year at best i saw him again last night and i fear he’s still very tall and hot

seeing cultural appropriation irl is crazy btw

and what if now i start reading icy/bloom fanfiction?? please remember that i am just a girl at the end of the day

theodore nott would have fucked the dune popcorn bucket

happy belated two years anniversary to the tweet that got me my best friend @morosefloweret.bsky.social

this sums up our friendship pretty well @morosefloweret.bsky.social

i keep accidentally biting my lip in the same place, it’s starting to bleed i am fine

timothée chalamet is bald, life is meaningless

@nottstwin.bsky.social finding out after 2 years that she’s my muse TODAY is wild & was not on my 2025 bingo card

i am just girl going on her hot girl walk to get ice cream while listening to true crime

track 5 is called eldest daughter

for the second year in a row @draqopctter.bsky.social has left me alone crying in an airport