this is what most of the Red Sox roster is made out of

"former Red Sox player Calex Ora just texted me "this is some pants-on-head stupid shit'. I mean, why would he say that?"

That Christian Gonzalez extension is going to be insane

Maye MVP, TreVeyon OROY, and go Pats

that Boutte don't quit, you're hearing it more and more

feels like there was no reason to use Mondre on those goal line snaps

The Patriots, man. What a turnaround

how can you not be romantic about baseball, said in the most heartfelt and earnest way

thought this was never going to happen, and yet

maybe going 23-27 in one-run games is luck, but maybe it's half your roster going full-on Bad News Bears in a third of your games. What an incredibly frustrating way to end it.

that was the calmest I've ever been going into a Red Sox playoff game and it didn't matter. this sport, man

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

every time some chud replies to him, this needs to pop up on their monitor

starting Cooper Criswell the day after the trade deadline feels like an insult

now bring back Gawker

what are either of these teams doing, man

Cassian?

ONE WAY OUT

we're so back

In Brands news, Smithfield Foods welcomed their summer interns with a song called "Fuck Me Baby"

Post a banger that's not in English youtu.be/0Uhh62MUEic?...

get ready to learn oklahoma, buddy

"mookie betts with number two" has been this man's entire last 2 weeks

@deck.blue trying to log back in after the latest update and it says my verification code has expired, but I haven't gotten a new one. is there anything else I have to do?

Jeffers made that man squirm in his chair lmao

given how he made Mac Jones look in his rookie season, I'm fine with this. absolutely terrible HC, good OC.

The Madden cam on this play is one of the more absurdly good sequences I've seen in a long time

one of those It Wasn't Even That Close games and they won by 26. insane

just checking in on how the Celtics are doin- i'm sorry, that's 51 points in a **quarter**?

them mf sun devils, y'all

y'all need a BP sub. one of the most uplifting things I've read this year is quite literally the Requiem For A Team piece on the *Detroit Tigers*. and then there's so, so much more.

[walking up to the Chipotle cashier] hey man, can you validate my handle? i gotta pay $10 if not

Don't use AI images. Don't use them for your pfp. Don't use them for your banner. Don't use them for memes.

this is something that ASU would normally do, not something their opponent would do

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

this would be a good get but I don't think the Red Sox would put him in the best position to succeed unless they legitimately salary dump Yoshida. he's a major logjam in how the team's constructed.

thinking we may need a Red Sox folks list soon since another major migration is happening

this man is the absolute best at taking a layup and turning it into a poster slam. completely in awe

listening to the Red Sox FO say that they're in on top free agents and that "talk is hollow", and I'm wondering what's going to become the next "full throttle" line

yeyson yrizarri is a real baseball player name

tenth percentile? i demand a recount.