The ego this must have given Leno in 1988. I understand now. I need to start a late night show.

I still can’t believe Superman III is real

My Christmas album is streaming wherever it is that you stream music. Give ‘er a spin! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

But do you remember Bowie’s short-lived stand up comedy career in the mid-70s?

Ohh snap

The plan: Get Donald Trump into heaven by getting him to entomb his top political allies and aides in a golden pyramid with him

It only took like 60 years, but fucking finally we get a good version of this album

Been thinking of solving Zelda again this year after reading this smokin’ hot celebrity profile. Both Quests.

DKC3 103% completed

The New Adventures in Wikipedia, Vol. 45 of 2 - Wikipedia spitting out truth

For the 121st consecutive year, North America sweeps the World Series. Australia may be a country and a continent, but they’ve never had a single showing.

My goal I will fail this year is beating Castlevania 4 on SNES by Halloween

Tobias Fünke moment in Xenoblade #Anushore

The greatest failing of Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles is pressing the advance button to finish out the incredibly slow crawl of text and it just skips the whole thing (instead of revealing the text like a good game, such as Final Fantasy Tactics)

Delita? That’s what a guy from Boston with a cat scoops up.

John B. Sloopin

In Super Smash Bros., the skeletons visible when characters are hurt by electric attacks are not tied to specific animations, and instead are a form that can be toggled on and off at any time, including in cutscenes. Below are excerpts of the game's intro, with skeletons.

I can’t believe they’re making a General Mills cinematic universe, like did we really need a Frankenberry movie? Did we learn nothing from “Foodfight!”?

The Grateful Dead ran so that Phish could crawl

Bob Dylan addicted to I Love Lucy CONFIRMED

New Lenoverse lore unlocked

September from Earth, Wind & Fire, if The Beatles made it

Well somebody subscribed to Zoobooks and got their free tiger poster

Dinosaurs were warm-blooded.

The Mask (1994) is the best musical don’t @ me

Still deeply disappointed that Kokomo isn’t on Pet Sounds. Are we ever gonna get a Deluxe Edition or something?

dude, your soda and your boots rock

Oof, what a run. Ninja with the Zantetsuken Magic Lamp was Old’ed and slow enough that the bottom left managed to get a Meteor in, but I lucked out and all four hit Faris #RIP #FF5FJF2025

The New Adventures in Wikipedia, Vol. 42 of 52 - Good change.

My cousin: “Dude, you gotta see this sign. The ‘x’ is backwards.” Me: “What do you mean the ‘x’ is backwards? What are you even talking about? It’s an ‘x’. How can an ‘x’ be backwards?” Cousin: “No, man, it’s backwards! You just gotta see it!”

“Saying ‘assless chaps’ is redundant. Chaps are assless.” “If you’re wearing chaps, you’re probably a cowboy. If you’re wearing assless chaps, you’re probably not a cowboy.”

Paul McCartney gets interviewed in Clock Town

My money is on The Late Show with Shane Gillis

i heard you only get to play as donkey kong for the opening hour or two on the tanker. the rest of the story is told from the perspective of diddy kong as he infiltrates the “big peel” bananaspill containment facility on a hostage rescue mission, manipulated by unseen players in a larger game (1/14)

Dunno who saw my rage posts last night, but I came home and obliterated Chykka first attempt tonight, and had a ton of fun doing it. Dark visor is still 100% garbage item.

“When next I see you, I intend to make light of your human condition.” ~ me, a lich, signing off an email in 5 years

Final job…..BERSERKER. Grabbed a couple Death Sickles before finishing the prologue, finally on to the beginning of the game #FF5FJF2025

A Wallmaster steals Paul McCartney on The Ed Sullivan Show 2/9/64

Third job unlocked: Ninja! About to demolish this game. #FF5FJF2025

Second job is…Red Mage, once again. Holding strong as the job I’ve had most frequently, 7th time now. #FF5FJF2025

Been extra busy, but finally got my first job - easy mode unlocked mwahaha

Very proud of my hometown paper. (RIP Brian Wilson)

All Robot Masters based on songs with the word Man in the title

George Martin performing cartridge tilting to help The Beatles in Ocarina of Time, 1964

Bravely Default is what I did on m’ home loan. Here’s yer sign.

Hot Take: I would rather watch an entire season of Everybody Lives Raymond than a single episode of Big Bang Theory. #ELR #ELO #BradGarrettWasOnTheCoverOfAnELOAlbum #TheMoreYouKnow #TheLessYouWantToKnow