(Stepping through road salt that's dropped off my bike) gee I wonder why the soles of my feet feel dry

trader joes lebkuchen cookies not beating the "european folks fuck up cooking a lot" allegations. bunch of german folks all like, "ja ja the almonds ist gut, zer oranjenpeelen is also goot. But what if, eine am thinkung, vvhat if vve are making it zer consistency of zer styrofoam?"

You will be visited by 3 spirits (someone has to have done that shot from Happy Gilmore, right?)

The campy CG and cartoonishness of Peninsula is kinda fun! It would be cool to see the same folks do a Lukyanenko Night Watch remake or sequel (I think there was a Day Watch movie?)

BRB watching gothicka and catwoman

Love 2wooo live in car world, love that access channels WILL get carved through the snowplow pile for half a dozen street parking spots but that we can't get 2 blocks of contiguous snow clearing for sustained pedestrianism/non-suicidal traffic-agnostic bicycling

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Guy who doesn't know the difference between Mario and borat and just does the two interchangeably

-Heron (and some egrets) -3 bald eagles, on 2 occasions -courtyard toad RIP (the landlords ruined the courtyard) -cool fish that hang out at the edge of the lake and just chill as folks wade past em -a turtle that had probably just laid eggs and was crossing the path to get back in the water

The Muckruckers, The Huxtables, and Slow Gherkin (first show ty older sis) The Descendants Flogging Molly/Social D Purity Ring Mares of Thrace

i, for one, would NEVER have believed that academics can be stupid

hot take - a Henry brand style lever action .410 smoothbore should ALWAYS be cheaper than an AR15 style platform

double feature of Miracle Mile and After Hours. a protagonist who gives a shit and a protagonist who does not

Memoirs of a geisha was filmed partly in the expensive-ass school district my parents bought into youtu.be/QLyymvtf4gA?...

we can't blame rian J for the lack of a new Muppets movie when Disney probably never even asked this director if they'd wanna do that project (Did Henson let himself get tied to LucasArts? is that how disney has any say over the fuzzy little basterds?) www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Sl...

indie horror game asset ass FB marketplace (buy-nothing group) posting. Have this be an SCP that teleports around and like idk, no-clips or jutters at you and GETS YA

Adult jungle juice, which is just mixing a bunch of different seltzer flavors together

Anyone wanna model this in blender and then rig and articulate it so its an enemy that attacks you in yet another (wooo woo hospitals and asyla are scary) type horror game?

The jerk store called, they said you were looking for me

i haven't posted ANY of my writing or storyboarding shit here! i should (thread)

jopker lore where he is caked up and sealed in all over with makeup specifically so skin cells and hair follicles are not anywhere in the vicinity for batman's super-forensic gadgets to pick up on caked up WITH MAKEUP I SAID

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDl-... woke 2, look at this they're being against cop violence and accepting of trans folks and the folks who love them. this recent phenomenon is going to ruin our country 😖🤤

We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game So he flipped his positive review to negative Still totally worth it

the afternoon, you say it was hot, al? hot like summer? maybe like... the dog days of summer? that kind of afternoon, al?

The Collector (2009)

eeby deeby Cooper

actions that will contribute more to pushing against bluesky's censorship than a blackout: -submitting a feedback request -@ing moderation about it -commenting on mods posts about it -making and sharing memes (ex: "i consent!" sticker) -leaving an app store review -just generally posting about it

I just spoke to NYC Comptroller Brad Lander as he left police custody following his arrest at immigration court. Here’s what he said:

no, do not panic. *organize.* panicking is how you get people taking rash individual actions that just hurt themselves and their loved ones more than anything. organizing and building collective solidarity is how you fight in the long run. panicking does nothing. organizing is how we survive.

There should be a rideshare service option for people who biked somewhere and don't want to ride back, so they can get a car whose driver has a rack on top they can strap their bike to

Did you know: a "nut graf" is a journalism term for a paragraph that's so sexy it will give you an orgasm as in "try not to nut when you read this paragraph summarizing the tariff situation". Most people fail this challenge and that's what leads to the problem where few people read the whole article

Yeah I fwFW (fuck with Forest Whitaker)

haven't seen anyone mention, but. the trump health news DID get released late on a friday, like most stuff the media would rather have people ignore, right? Which i think is more to just avoid ANY questions about his health, but

what's happening to the internet now (age verification to access anything that let's you communicate with or buy something from another human being) mirrors what happened to travel in the 20th century when passports suddenly were required to freely travel borders eventually bring border patrol

Tidal sucking shit not playing Swingin Utters for me for weeks, or Talking Heads recently

wasn't one of the first GenAI horror stories/articles about a guy doing suicide by cop

They'd rather lose to Nazis than give you universal healthcare. They know exactly what they're doing.

You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom

YouTube ads hitting youtu.be/CxPYOBZnvVc?...

Oh shit I never knew Brian Jacques wrote his own silmarillion

Hips nips dicks thighs / im just a little guy 🎵

Make this bison an honorary orca