Country Roads, the baseball edition

Bad day for Huskers on the diamond.

Congrats to Nathan MacKinnon for going 0-5 in finals/conference finals this year. Better team lost again, eh?

Softball halted by raining mud in Lubbock?

Six Foul Era Big East. It was Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Basketball without the weapons.

“We have Red Panda. Our game is better than yours.”

IT’S CLUTCH TIME

ACC has too many Demon Deacon Buttchin Bobblehead commercials

🇺🇸 Campbell Wright now up to 6 top 10's in 14 races. Hasn't had the same top level finishes with no top 5's so far. Well now he does with his 1st career World Cup podium! Wright was up front from the beginning. Hit the shots and proves again that he belongs at the top! 📸Svoboda/IBU #biathlon

Quick drive down to Waco to see JT and the boys. Required a pregame 3 meat sammich from Buc-ee’s in Hillsboro.

My Duolingo icon is giving me Curt Cignetti faces b/c I haven't done any lessons yet today.

Al right, listen up, our fugitive has been on the run for 15 hours. Average foot speed of a jacked Pop Tart, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 60 miles. Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him. @poptartsbowl.com

I want to go back three months and parlay Indiana, Duke and Texas Tech conference champions.

Here for game 1 of NCAA volleyball in Dallas, Rice vs Florida. No teraflex court due to SMU hoops last night. DiamondM will be here eventually. (Somebody gotta work)

Fox sucks so bad, instead of Scotland-Denmark they're showing Belgium-Liechtenstein today. Booooo! Come On!

Love that the football spin is popular again.

Birthday Free Food Tour Stop #1 completed. Hawaiian Bros. War Luau Pig! Looking forward to Hooters and Taco Joint, but the highlight will be Texas de Brazil on Sunday night. All your picanha belong to us!

Dee-AY-Goh.

Commander In Cheat has to be confused everyone's playing by the rules. Rooting for Europe now!

Sydney McLaughlin just set a world record as far as I'm concerned. Congratulations to the 15th ranked (snicker) 400m runner.

Peter to the producer in the truck: "FREEZE IT! THERE'S A SQUIRREL ON THE FIELD!"

We have no confirmation whether President Whitmore has attempted to make communication, though a source tells us that he IS in possession of tortillas.

String quartet playing Europe's two most boring anthems

If you told me Germany's throwing this tournament I'd believe you. Yanking an opponent's ponytail inside the box? Penalty and red card for second game in a row.

Wait, Fanny Sunesson's still around?

As a rule, Brit soccer commentators must use the following terms: "For me..." "Quall-i-tea" "Brilliant"

Every time they say "Kentucky Bluegrass" during the US Open I think of Carl Spackler.

Meep Meep, mofos!

Vandy Whistler can suck it.

Arkansas is the 4th best softball team? Doesn't look like it.

Aggy not owning the Libs this weekend in softball.

Happy April 25th.

Because there’s now a clear overlap between @bucees.bsky.social country and ACC country, I had to check in at @smufootball.bsky.social for some advice on my 24-hour encampment… thanks to the awesome Jonathan McGill for the insight…