what taylor swift's ENGAGEMENT can teach us about ENGAGING with b2b SaaS

Why did my friend blind copy our friend group on an email about renting a golf simulator lol ???

Meanwhile I just audibly sighed that my electric bill is $20 higher this month

It's so crazy to me that companies like Google are marketing their AI features in Gmail and Docs as workflow tools when in reality they are incredibly distracting and honestly slowing me down, a marketing marvel !

It's always good to see an elected official who truly represents the people.

Microsoft cancels some of its AI data center leases

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A man at a bar approached me and my friends last night and asked if he should get this as a tattoo lol

Full shade, who is going to a Daniel Tosh show in 2025 ???

Need my dad to come back from his vacation to St.Bart’s, the pictures are torture omg

Past few weeks have made me realize I didn't actually know how to spell "tariff" lol

Shouldn't Elon be on Mars? How soon can we get him there?

Now why would one of my coworkers update her Slack photo to be a nude headshot ??? (not a TC colleague of course lol)

Just got an email today that wished me a happy new year, Larry David would be pissed

Somehow I have to bully at least one pilates studio into sending me my tax forms each year

We live in Hell

Wow it's so crazy that every single PR person has at least 5 experts on DeepSeek in their client roster, so lucky!

Kyle and I went out for our anniversary last night and sat between first dates all night lol

NEW: The Trump admin has fired members of the Cyber Safety Review Board, a committee that was lauded for its investigation into Microsoft hacks of 2023, and was working on the recent Salt Typhoon telco hacks. One source called it a “horribly shortsighted” decision. techcrunch.com/2025/01/22/t...

Nobody works harder than the pilates girlies that help their boyfriends with their reformers

Kind of obsessed with all the year-end Instagram posts from people that got married in 2024 that do not include a wedding pic with their spouse lol

Shoutout to the people moving into my building on Christmas Eve

You know it’s the holidays because I’m watching the Nuggets game on my phone in the corner lol

Ordering bagels in Boston from a “Manhattan bagel shop” that has Cajun tator tots and vegetable samosas on the menu??? Unserious

Here’s the full list of 49 US AI startups that have raised $100M or more in 2024. I think a lot about AI startups these days. techcrunch.com/2024/12/20/h...

Ah yes the first snow of the year is here and reminding me I still haven’t brought a snow brush for my car

me locking in to work between now and Christmas

Are we SURE that Mercury is no longer in retrograde? Today feels weirder than the last two weeks combined easy

This diva

Having a dog camera is soooo nice because it allows you to casually check in on your dog while your out having fun and discover your dog threw up everywhere and you need to call an Uber immediately

Putting on a Hallmark movie, screaming “this isn’t realistic!!!!” the entire movie; putting on another

Me after getting no sleep all week and agreeing to teach 7am pilates shifts on back-to-back days

200 VCs wanted to get into Lumen Orbit’s $11M seed round techcrunch.com?p=2929401&pr...

The glasses game at the Regina Spektor concert is unreal

Really warms my heart to meet other people shocked they didn’t die going to parties at 94 Gardner St. in Boston 😤

The way the Nuggets NBA Cup home court makes them look like they all have jaundice….criminal behavior

Just finished my first lecture night for my pre/ postnatal pilates certification and my takeaway is that pregnancy is actually horrifying ???????

Climate VCs are cautiously optimistic about a second Trump term — here’s why techcrunch.com/2024/11/30/c...

I’m buying gifts for an underprivileged kid in NY for Christmas and am horrified at the thought that this kid is going think their parents are the worst gift wrappers on the planet (I am the worst gift wrapper on the planet)

Having the NY Libs and Ellie the elephant in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade is soooo good, Knicks could never

Happy Thanksgiving to our riders and everyone here at the MTA who keeps us moving. This year, and every year, we're thankful for you!

Michael Porter Jr. may think the Earth is flat but man is he good at basketball

“You’re so carefree and easy going” I say to myself as I make my Christmas shopping Excel spreadsheet

Howdy friends 🤠 I'm pleased to announce that as of today I'm moving over to @techcrunch.com's enterprise team! I'll still be covering startups and VCs through the enterprise lens but the big tech giants as well. Who should I meet? What companies should I track? Let me know!

I hope everyone is having as good of a day as me!!!

I love when my dog gets protective when I get near her food like my sister in christ who do you think bought this ????

It’s always good to check in on Facebook every once and a while, like I had totally forgotten I know someone from college who named their kid after a Harry Potter character lol

Just opened the Canva app instead of the Calm app, talk about a jump scare