tumblr ads, please never change

pausing every other paragraph in this short story to turn to the non-existent camera to be like "this might be stupid but it's mine"

i love boosters (2026) extremely good

[looking at my alphabet star wars shirt] “yeah Q for qui-gon, that’s the most accessible choice. they could’ve used queequeg though” no no brain try again

While I hate generative AI and would rather chew my own arm off than use it to write, it's also incredibly dispiriting to think of my writing being interrogated for its authenticity. I don't want to write to be evaluated, I want to write to make human connections.

belated library haul from this afternoon, ft. yes that’s right baby’s first discworld

sorry for stepping on my toes? no! *i'm* sorry that *you're* sorry! actually my toes LIKE being stepped on, please continue to step on them, i'm so sorry to you AND them

Dropped by the drum circle in Malcolm X Park and the fountain is working for the first time in years and everyone is out and man, I love DC so much. The administration can't stop us.

everyone look at olive right now!!!!!! cutest girl in the world alert!!!!

za/um studios instagram ad for their upcoming game limiting comments.......yeah i bet they did

we did it

every time jonathan haidt is in the news I get bodied by the 16-year trajectory of “lecturing my psych 101 class” to. whatever the hell this is. he had a weird vibe then too!!

babygirl loves to watch her stories (my tomodachi life island)

“no one’s watching you be bad at parallel parking” wrong. i am. from my bedroom window. i saw you give up and drive away. better luck next time king

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

back to my roots of naming wips some nonsense

tomodachi perfect game. kim kitsuragi is sitting on the beach with thrawn and reading aloud from capital volume 1

Faithful Servants.

This is particularly maddening because the court allowed the election to go ahead when all the legal facts were exactly the same. The only real new information they have now is what the result was.

i said if the SCOVA decision throwing out the redistricting election cited callais that i was going to rip my face off but it was thrown out on procedure which i think still justifies a face rip

a really cool new thing olive's discovered is, apparently, where the power button is on my work laptop. negotiations for playtime have escalated

latest episode of hacks quite literally made me do this several times

it’s time to look at olive now

“Okay, okay, little Ahab. … Which one is it going to be?”

ART IMITATES LIFE!!!!!!!!!

hehe

icymi! it's free/pay what you want 💕🪐🐛

Today I honor the famous sorcerer Yoda

thrawn as military strategy mastermind would be 100000% more interesting if zahn/the powers that be were more willing to show him having to do things he's not good at. the most compelling he's ever been was in THRAWN: ALLIANCES with his amateurish attempts at interpersonal info recon on batuu

in my defense i kinda have to let them get their stink on me. who could say no to these babies

art imitates life, etc etc

i'm catsitting for a friend while she's gone for a long weekend and every time i come back from checking on them olive become increasingly obsessive about reclaiming me with her stink

game of the year !!!!!!!

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

real ones know

hello i wrote a standalone prequel novelette (~9k) for my lammy-nominated queer sci-fi take on MOBY-DICK! featuring: weird xenobiology, extradimensional action, and two guys who are super repressed about each other + their other friend who's very Over It 💙📚🌈 hadencross.itch.io/the-strange-...

leenik and herman melville are bonding over the latest nemoidian sparks novel. goodbye.

hello i wrote a standalone prequel novelette (~9k) for my lammy-nominated queer sci-fi take on MOBY-DICK! featuring: weird xenobiology, extradimensional action, and two guys who are super repressed about each other + their other friend who's very Over It 💙📚🌈 hadencross.itch.io/the-strange-...

[guy who missed the first few seconds of Star Wars] whoa is this happening right now? In our galaxy??

good news for my tie-in novelette that's about to find its home on itch dot io very soon

everyone out of my way

hi can i interest you folks in some cowpoke poppers

new soccer show season august 5th. we are now in "i am going be very very annoying" watch

[presses finger to ear] i’m hearing tomodachi life is NOT only for the switch 2??? uh oh!

same

last week i remarked to myself that it'd been a long while since i'd had an ocular migraine. today my brain has filled my vision with glitter on and off from the moment i woke up. yay

leenik geelo feet

got a hand-me-down table from a friend. olive already finding so many uses for it