She blinks for second. “Je will have to keep some expensive wine on hand for you. I’m just getting back on my feet financially now that winter is over. Maybe I’ll bring a small dessert—nothing too big—so it’s mainly about the wine, you know?”

Her eyebrows furrow hearing this. She wasn't too certain if she had seen anyone shady, though even if she did and mistook em as a normal person, they probably ran for the hills seeing a shark on land. It was a typical unfortunate reaction most people had afraid they would get eaten.-

"Well, it's something to look forward when you need it later."

🦈 merlin I'll get to replies just been busy and dealing with things.

"Yes, winter has made me lose my thicc ‘bakery buns,’ which actually matters because I need them to stay balanced with my naturally large shark tail.”

"Je refuse to do seductive Sunday, til I've gain a bit more weight."

"Non, I am just as crazy Leo, but that makes me special."

-// 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘸. //-

"Thus a baby was born." Slowly sips a teacup filled with whiskey.

"Oh! Yes it is, but je go by Guardian too mon ami." She smiles. "I've been doing well,lost a bit of weight though."

"New people new chaos,and je haven't done anything yet."

"Wait… I thought you were a cat? I saw Chris give you cat food, so I figured you probably needed something better.” She paused for a second, thinking. “How about this—if you tell me your favorite food or dessert, I’ll bring it over next time. No catcalling, I promise.”

Almost choked on her morning coffee "Not the vaccine guy!"

Sips her morning coffee. "Morning chaos always mix well with freshly brewed coffee in the morning."

"Yes the lighter is to light the crayons to smoke not to eat the lighter."

"Je make da best girl dinners that you can actually eat, but je can also get lazy and go normal girl dinner mode.....which includes, A pack of crayons, a lighter, a can of peaches,a bottle of whiskey, Strawberries,and a can of whip cream.✨"

"Oh, yes most definitely useful for later trust me. After effect munchies happens a lot."

"I'm actually immune to almost all viruses....but je am not testing my luck on finding out what I'm not immune to."

She silently tilted her head, noticing his hand resting on his holster. It wouldn’t be the first time someone had been cautious around her—she was a shark, after all. “Sure, je guess you can?” -

"You....um got a little something on your...face?"

🦈merlin Now I'm hungry :/

Slides over a Philly cheese steak sub. "best for those nasty hangover munchies."

"That too"

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🦈 merlin Just a note I posted over Twitter too I'm, trying to interact with other's even if they don't follow me back. It's not a contest on who has the most followers, fancy page, or fancy writing skills.-

"Girl dinner Yes"

"Something you put on a car"

@rightfulgod.bsky.social "Here, Wesker, Wesker, Wesker—I thought a healthy cat like you deserves the best seafood instead of the nasty cat food Chris got you," she said, carrying over a lavish seafood platter with oysters, crawfish, and freshly made lobster.

𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲... 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝘂𝘁, 𝗮 𝗴𝘂𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗼𝗻. 𝗚𝗼𝗱𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘀, 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁! ☼ 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞/𝘚𝘍𝘞 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 (𝘭𝘦𝘸𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯). ☼ 𝘔𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘺. ☼ 𝘋𝘔𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 (𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘖𝘖𝘊). ☼ 𝘈𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘺: Tiafrye

Silently watching from afar, her shark-like tail swaying slightly as if in anticipation, waiting for the perfect moment to play fetch with the sharpen knife.

"You look like you could be in your thirty's.....je say you got a few years til you can retire."

"Making a bumper sticker of dis"

Merlin🦈 Since it's getting hotter outside it's that time to make shark tan I'll have to make a concept in my OC bio for the healing concept I did awhile back

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Merlin🦈 Awww ty I also enjoy seeing your's and everyone's work on here. It gives me a good read or giggle because everyone so talented on here.

Merlin🦈 It's 80° yet it feels like when ever I step away from a fan I'm in a hot pocket

"It was harsher then je expected this year."

soulmates aren't just lovers.

🦈Merlin. Thank you to all who followed me back and interacted. I know I'm not exactly the best to write serious stuff with, but I'm making my way back

"je am eepy on da ground find a new spot."

Drops dead asleep in front of reader.

Her webbed, ear-like appendages twitched silently, picking up the sound of approaching footsteps. She turned to see the mystery person she had heard walking over. "Je suis sightseeing?" she said, tilting her head as she examined him.

"Should je introduced myself first, before requesting such mundane things? Maybe, but je have no time on my schedule."