So that means it's late, because it already passed.

Introducing the new workout class he teaches. Spots are filling up so join quickly

Explain

Im tired. Today is too much

You tell me

Too late more like ik

Nah chat. Its April fools

Chat I must have woke up in a different dimension. Because I know I just didn't see Darcy alive

// With the holidays coming up, ill be focusing on fluff for my characters. Everyone needs a break and to feel good/wanted

But why

Truth comes to light, always....

⧗ 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖 "𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞." 𝐘𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐀 ⧗ || #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐖𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐰 || ❤︎ & ↻

It's a Kree and Skrull, Franklin! What do you think they're doing?! They're trying to kill each other! Literate and Descriptive Movie, AU and Comic themes Reserved with @createdalias.bsky.social I won’t write child Valeria, don’t ask. Female writer / UK based timezone Faceclaim: Elizabeth Lail.

"Always here to help. So what the hell happened to my girl?"

"One. She died and didnt tell me. Two. even if your not her, youre walking around in her form Three. You told me shes dead. Which means you wete either there for it, didnt tell me, or both."

"I was gonna ask how you could do that hard but— No. I dont wanna know that answer. You look like shit warmed over and left out in the middle of july."

"You do realize this means I gotta beat yo ass right?"

"Aint heard from you in like 12 years, you get a hot demon glow up, and you tell ME to calm down ??"

"Still alive? Damn. I lost $50."

"I will actually beat yo ass."

Chemistry/slow burns

For some reason he had pot roast on the brain. 15 hours, a smoker, and an oven later—

Wanna see sum

I made a better Caesar salad than Caesar ever did

𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 yep that's me. I bet you're wondering how i ended up in this situation

Are you a fruit? Because you look like a cute-cumber

Oh? then who

You aint all might

Oh i must be invisible today since everyone is ignorin my ass. Call me Ty Cena

inhales AAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAA

nah, nothing. You'd fit right in

uuummmmm

"I am more than just a mere Info gatherer, Buddy." [Maggie Sakimoto. Alias; "Caliber".] - Freelance Informant/Arsenal Provider. - Not new to RP. - Marvel RP(Street Level)/Multiverse OC. - Descriptive. - No Lewd Allowed. - RT & Like. #Døgma

𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 yep that's me. I bet you're wondering how i ended up in this situation

I made a better Caesar salad than Caesar ever did

// what have we come to as a people

He had been practicing for weeks now, slowly replacing the materials and banishing the evidence of failure to the Shadow Realm. This was his first success and he was very proud of it. Even moreso that she approved. "It was either that or a cat. But this felt more... me." He beamed. "Breakfast

He brought her a warm espresso made from her very overpriced machine. But he had a wide grin on his face. "Remind me to give you a massage later." He kisses her forehead and placed the cup down

A hell hound. At the groomers. Yeah I need video evidence of that

"Shit—"

I haven't seen her in awhile! Where is dutchess??

"Then you can call me cloak. How does your light work?"

You have a hell of a lot more than that

My villain Arc would actually end worlds.

"And your actual name? Or do we need to be better friends?"

"Jesus, is this what I normally sound like? So is prism like your real name or your work name?"

"Yeah, im good for now, just tired." He needed energy or to feed soon. God he hated that term. "What made you reach out? It's been a while."

"And I'll that I wasn't just threatened. Is the pissing contest over? Because I would prefer a regular conversation now."