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Irony is dead.

I read that as "Florida vampire" instead of "Florida, Virginia," and I didn't even bat an eye. That's where we're at folks.

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

Am I having a seizure? Or is Trump dementia posting actual AI slop videos of himself wearing a crown and literally shitting on protestors? This is some twilight zone shit.

Sports rivalries are like borders. They're made up.

I watched the news today and experienced a moment of ... relief? It was fleeting, and accompanied by anger, grief, and deep and lasting concern, but it happened. I'm fairly certain that I didn't imagine it.

Just tie some floss around it #StandupComedy #QueerStandupComedy #TransStandupComedy

I think the important thing to remember in the conversation about undoing the 22nd amendment, making it possible for Trump to have a 3rd term, is that the right are irrational enough to think that McDonald's isn't gonna take him out before 2028. That is some serious fantastical thinking.

Reality just keeps stealing my ridiculous hypotheticals.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Any trans person who begins their transition today is exhibiting more courage than most people will in their entire lives.

I anxiously await what fresh hell they will invent to get around this one.

He's so uncomfortable.

I would be down to at least try it. Sidenote: who had "Bad Bunny finally makes US a bilingual country using the power of FOMO" on their 2025 bingo card?

This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files. She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.

Way to go, Chicago, more of this! Kristi Noem is upset that ICE agents in Chicago are being “denied entry” to restrooms and lunch spots.

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

Feedback is a wonderful gift because tonight I did a set at an open mic and I felt like I did an absolute shit job, but several people came up to me and talked about how much they loved specific things about it so that's a nice reminder that my standards are not what others measure me by.

my dream is to fist fight rfk jr, Ted Cruz and Jon Fetterman at the same time. I will win.

I am from Irish people (among others, am a mostly European mutt), and I really love this particular take and breakdown of Irishness. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n6V...

there aren’t a lot of purely good things on the internet but “you have to share Tom Holland doing Umbrella” is one of them

Hi! I finally made an account on here 😃 I tell jokes to help us all be better people. Help a brother out: chuffed.org/project/1509...