I think I will learn to play a trombone

I picked up some awesome CDs from Seattle Public Library and so can you!

when it happens it's going to feel like mardi gras

Hello late crowd 👋 I have a gift for you. It’s a bunch of download codes for Rainbow Heartache but while you’re there listen to the new single megainfinity.bandcamp.com/yum dp2g-ee9q x3t4-j39b qvzq-yw6x ej5t-xtd6 ydw3-kcjr k49d-6r38 ke2s-klln mtqn-ck44 bk8l-xyja w3zh-vr9b

I got her spinning off on it call me a backdoor pilot

anyway I just picked up this sick fishbone record for 5 dollars from a vintage store

there are CDs out there that were pressed 35 years ago and they sound just as good today as they did the day they were first sold

woke 2.0 is going to hit the DNC like one of those mach speed rocket powered cars they used to build on mythbusters and good riddance

if I'm still in foodservice by my birthday I have to k word myself

I should just become a bartender and give up on chasing a career

death to all sports fans

funniest thing about the star trek universe is that it turns out that all the religions in the galaxy are true except for all of the earth ones

what happens when the New Vegas falls out I've never played the game or seen the show

I'm going to count this as solicited. linktr.ee/lesserrockst...

record labels are out in 2026 release and promote your music yourself

this is how it feels to be a trans woman in Seattle who isn't a furry

all the trans events in Seattle are de facto furry events and that's just not my scene

sorry pluribus fans, "what if the borg was lesbian" was already done in season 2 of Star Trek Picard

HI INTERNET hate that I need to do this, but calling in my community to help me out! Square freezing my account and holding my funds was the straw that broke the camels back, tbh. Here’s An incredibly long block of text, but all provides transparency and context behind this

at the whoville Christmas celebration:

everybody start hrt NOW!!!!

my favorite star trek captain is whichever one happens to be on my tv at any moment unless it's pike

did I show y'all my catbite bootleg I put up last week youtu.be/JWend21ckd0?...

girl who's going to be okay

wish I had a gay dad who wants to be my gay dad

pluribus Christmas special where it is revealed that Santa Claus was real but now he's part of the hive mind and also Carol was on his naughty list

last night was an 8 mm tape youtu.be/JWend21ckd0?...

The Nutty Professor: The Whole Nutty Affair

The Nutty Professor: The Whole Nutty Affair

I have a job :)

iPod wrapped idk

I want to learn to play trombone but I can't afford one

I like it when a girl is rolling a joint for you and she licks the wrapper to seal it because it's a little like you're smoking her spit too

all the performative hate for last Christmas by wham stems from homophobia

God damn I have a lot of new followers from this and I feel like this was from a lifetime ago lmao

Everyone these days be like:

thinking of saying fuck it and switching to linux

do you think if I apply for a job at the library they'll look up my library card and see that I check out a bunch of ebooks and didn't read them at all and just let them auto return and they'll know I'm not a big reader

if she's your girl then why's she look sweet upon the seat of MY bicycle built for two?

attention! if you have a song or podcast you need professionally mixed/edited, DM me! I'd love to work with you

HIRE CHRISTINE

hire christine!!

attention! if you have a song or podcast you need professionally mixed/edited, DM me! I'd love to work with you

I was right

is anybody in Seattle hiring rn I need a new job

Larry and his Flask is doing 3 reunion shows next year and one of them is in Seattle I can't fuckin wait

I promise to be responsible inside your house if you let me inside