you've reeled your last big fish

another one

im never on here so i didn't post it but i want attention so look at my gay ass haircut

Happy Juneteenth. Someone at one of my shows came up to the merch table and told me “you’re saying cool things on stage, but forgot to mention Tulsa. Maybe consider saying that next time” In case anyone was wondering, yes they were white lmao

bill all killionaires

JEFFY ROSENSTOCK

me, soft launching that i got a new toaster: eating so much toast rn holy shit

i need to get a damn starfleet uniform

losing my vulcan mind

losing my vulcan mind

heh. yup, that's right ladies. #ICanCook

can you still be straight edge if you text and drive

summer of Shit

do you think Charlie Kirk kid still thinks he's on a road trip with jesus

you start to understand why every famous trans woman in history becomes a misanthropic hermit after like 3 years

pit of despair!!!

The Marijuana Brass havin a lil sects

ever since I was a young girl I knew I wanted to live in a severe hoarding situation

I just have to make it through the summer

wretched bitch who hates cooking forced to double down on foodservice career to atone for wickedness in all past and future lives

when the astronauts were on the other side of the moon they all got polyamorous married to each other and the government couldn't stop them

what the hell is it all for man

what do y'all know about the revengineers youtube.com/playlist?lis...

who tf wears khakis to the moon

I'm hung like ethel cain btw if you cared

there's people going to the moon

being platonically married is cool u should try it

venmo @cmedico buy me a pie

transgender day of visibility

venmo @cmedico buy me a pie

it's no kings protest day in Seattle which means the liberals from out of town like to gawk at the local transexuals before they head home

they're doing Bugonia to me later

christine spent the entirety of bugonia saying “there’s a bug onya” and predicting the ending while i pretended very hard she wasn’t correct about the ending i am an ACTOR

I predicted the ending of Bugonia when Bugonia was saying all of her plans out loud because I #BelieveWomen

somebody said "nobody should see the new Harry Potter" and the gaffer working on the production said Yes ma'am right away

if you’re in seattle and want to come hang out tonight at the crocodile we got cheap eats and 50% off drinks! pls come out and help me pay rent 🙏 if you’re not in seattle pls consider giving a struggling trans person money for rent anyway 🥲 #mutualaid #transcrowdfund #seattle

seriously please i’m begging. i hurt my foot and then pulled a muscle in my back and missed two and a half weeks of work and i’ve been in free fall ever since #crowdfund #transcrowdfund

recording engineer dad who screams at you until you cry because you're not holding the microphone on the right spot on the amp

the space needle is a woman and also a lesbian

pov you're the space noodle

somebody found the only missing MST3K episode on a tape at a garage sale archive.org/details/0003...

@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social if you need a place to crash in Seattle this summer your band can stay in my 1 bedroom apartment I have a queen bed and an air mattress and a couch I can fit like 4 or 5 people in here and we can all hang out

jeff Rosenstock tickiesssssss!!

What if we come back and all of a sudden, you know, you're not a piano player any more? Maybe I'm a drummer, and we're a ska band. No Doubt before Gwen Stefani, have you heard i-that music? Look it up. Have you heard it?

i truly hate having to do this but i’m falling so far behind in my finances. i’m not sure if i will have enough for rent next month and i need groceries. i’m behind on my electric bill and internet. i maxed out my credit cards paying rent for march and likely won’t be able to make the min payments.

ennerprise

Just missing @eichlers.bsky.social music a bit more than usual today.

whatever my gums are up to is none of my business

nirvanna the band the show the movie is still showing at my local AMC this week...should I go for round 3?

i fear that in order to be content I have to dress more like my mother did when I was growing up