Alex 🦒
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✨ Nice, different, unusual ✨ 🦏 Zookeeper 🏳️🌈 He/Him 📸 @AlexWJSimpson 📍 London (kinda), UK
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Reintroduction thread: Name: Alex Pronouns: He/Him/His Location: London (kinda) 🇬🇧 Interests: Giraffes 🦒 Obscure pop culture references 🪩 Wine 🍷 Boys 👨🏼❤️💋👨🏻 Rhinos 🦏 Drag 💅🏻 Travel ✈️ Pop divas 👯♀️ Job: Zookeeper Here because there are less fascists and it’s another platform to tell you all I’m 6’6”
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about 1 year ago
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I’ve just been informed that I’m throwing an Easter party for a load of South Africans in the bush on Easter Sunday??
11 months ago
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omg photos of inside just dropped 😍😍😍
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11 months ago
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No, no. I actually love having my ex look at my instagram stories. It’s like having a little rat living in the walls. You know it’s there, but you just can’t see it. It comes out at night to eat up whatever little scraps I leave out.
11 months ago
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🍳 eggs: scrambled 🥩 steak: is boring 🥛 milk: oat 🍸 alcohol: cdp rosé ☕️ warm drinks: double espresso
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11 months ago
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So sad that the only thing spitting on my face today is an elderly female giraffe 😔
11 months ago
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who made the playlist for the London fireworks?? i just wanna ✨talk✨
11 months ago
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don’t need to do my eating-12-grapes-under-the-table-on-new year’s eve because I’ve had somewhere between 1200 and 1600 grapes already, and I’m gonna text a hot boy at midnight
11 months ago
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Ins/Outs 2025:
11 months ago
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It was a rough start, but this year really has been the best of my life and I am so blessed 🥹
11 months ago
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I was smashing the homemade whipped feta all night and I think I am now approximately 74% ✨🧄garlic🧄✨
12 months ago
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This is my first episode of Gavin and Stacey. Am I supposed to be laughing??
12 months ago
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Scott Bryan
12 months ago
I agree wholeheartedly.
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The gravy has solidified in the fridge overnight and won’t come out of the insulated Lululemon water bottle. Send thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.
12 months ago
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spent my christmas morning checking in on some members of the naughty list 🎅🏻🦏
12 months ago
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✨christmas party ready✨
12 months ago
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ooo for the work christmas party join me in group prayer over the next 48 hours to ensure that I don’t embarrass myself
12 months ago
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god it’s so hard being a slag in the winter
12 months ago
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just over a year since I couldn't accept a job offer in southern california because the visa wasn't going to wok out, and I am still here with a luton postcode
12 months ago
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and what if I said current-day gym culture is just as toxic as size zero, a-cube-of-cheese-for-lunch, skinny model culture was in the 90s and early 00s?? What then??
12 months ago
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My kitchen island is so big, as I was floating ethereally around it, listening to Sade, with a glass of wine in hand, cooking my linguine, I had time to stop and reflect, and realised I’ve become my mother.
12 months ago
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I tried to enthuse my terminally offline and straight colleagues about the Luigi Mangione lore and they just didn’t care??
12 months ago
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I adore Bluesky, I really do, but I’m sorry, the other app has been incredible over the last 24 hours
12 months ago
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Introduce yourself with four TV shows 📺 One of these is not like the rest 😬
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12 months ago
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not this screenshot of my arse from a 5-year-old Facebook live at my previous workplace making it into a legitimate and legal PLANNING APPLICATION
about 1 year ago
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me if I see the word ‘roast’ on another hinge prompt
about 1 year ago
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y’all been on the ozempic??
#fcf
about 1 year ago
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My radius on the dating apps includes London, but nobody in London’s includes the counties. What about us himbos outside the M25??
about 1 year ago
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Steven
about 1 year ago
Some people: "I don't get drag." Same people:
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and so they should
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about 1 year ago
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2019 ⏩ 2024
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about 1 year ago
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added jonathan bailey to my cf on insta just incase xo
about 1 year ago
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Just saw Wicked for the first time (perfect, no notes), but why aren’t we talking about how utterly TERRIFYING Dulcibear is??
about 1 year ago
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Category is: dress as what you’re thankful for. And I am grateful for Whispering Angel
about 1 year ago
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in my feeling about a boy for the first time since my ltr ended. It was only 3 dates but I had high hopes ngl
about 1 year ago
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y’all are really in the cursed co-op live with all the bass of brat??
about 1 year ago
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sum garf
about 1 year ago
this is on repeat today
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holding space for extra hay 🦏
about 1 year ago
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the former. always.
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about 1 year ago
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Reseed with a harness pic
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about 1 year ago
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some questionable choices along the way, but the rightful person is in that #1 spot 🥹
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about 1 year ago
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she WAS queer media
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about 1 year ago
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queens when they do a death drop as an act of desperation in a lipsync for your life
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about 1 year ago
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hi this is your reminder that elephants don’t need you to bathe them, you shouldn’t be able to get close enough to a big cat for a photo, and young primates don’t need to wear nappies
about 1 year ago
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The face, the scent
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about 1 year ago
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confirmed cigarette
about 1 year ago
Me looking for foreskins and 3 point plug sockets in your photos to see if you're likely to be local
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the way I’m such a good kisser and I’m not kissing anyone? its such a waste??
about 1 year ago
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love this for her, but it really should have been brat let's be honest
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about 1 year ago
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spent my afternoon rhinestoning and replacing the elastic straps with ribbon on amazon, chicken-feather angel wings
about 1 year ago
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If I could sing I would simply never shut the fuck up
about 1 year ago
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