I’m not a dei hire im the dei highest

not only is pineapple on pizza tasty, it is also extremely normal and not even a hot take to say u like it.

"Why do I feel like shit?" wonders the girl who's forgotten to eat for the past thirteen hours

Just made a fully functional tree-sitter parser in like three hours after having not touched that kind of thing in months and also having never finished a grammar fuck yeah

i think its funny sometimes when players ask me my favorite things ive done and i say some obscure detail like some particle effects that probably 0.1% of players notice. devs have such a different perspective on their work from players

I have a gamedev joke for you but I’ll have to tell it to you in two months when pre-release crunch is over

In this essay I'll explain the joke to you, but first we need to talk about capitalism. In Ecco the Dolphin-

I really should learn to use Tumblr at some point but my brain just cannot get around how the fuck it works. Like I get the UI but the social rules make me feel like I’ve been put in a foreign country and my autism masking has fully dropped. I understand Twitter and Reddit rules but Tumblr scares me

Crawling Angels is out now on Steam! 🧨🐓

I am unfortunately *extremely* vulnerable to the combo of "person I respect saying bad things about something important to me that conflicts with but doesn't contradict my lived experience + forgetting to eat" which results in a mental experience I can only describe as resembling a crisis of faith

Browsing the GIMP issue tracker and looked up shapes and I quite literally screamed when I saw this. Look at the date. The tool still doesn't exist.

you've basically got to build an isolated bubble world out of linux and neocities to make the computer fun again and even then it kind of feels like playing with tinker toys while godzilla is rampaging through the city in the background

so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

Hi. Please crosspost this. Unequivocally fuck crypto, my instagram has been hacked

Search your camera roll for “hell”

In my dream last night there was a trailer for a movie which was a dramatization of the history of Warner Bros and it starred Matt Johnson and Jay McCarrol and it was also a collaboration with Pixar for all the WB characters to run around in the movie and I’m so sad it isn’t real

not just for games, either! if you loved Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie, thank the Canadian government bc it was funded largely by both federal and provincial grants

I’m irrationally annoyed when scripting languages don’t distinguish between ints and doubles/floats. Sometimes I just want a round number and don’t want any of the weirdness of floats at any point in the math. Is that so much to ask??

You know what, fuck you *puts you into an sqlite database*

justin trudeau truly was the himbo prime minister

ITS REAL AND IT'S ACTUALLY SO FUN?????????

Girl who wants to work on her game leaving her apartment: gosh I’m so glad I came out tonight, these texture references are gonna look so good in my game

Deserved

sometimes you can't tell the difference between people suggesting transition and people suggesting you switch to linux (probably because it's often the same people)

A miserable little pile of secrets

Watch it now. Go watch it. This video resonated with me too deeply for comfort. Go watch it.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

they should make me the next ceo instead tbh it’d be funny as hell

My favourite thing when coding is when something isn’t working and then it works once and then it doesn’t again and nothing changed during that entire time

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

One of the most important messages in Homestuck is that being queer doesn't mean you can't also be just the Absolute Fucking Worst

this site is so funny and cute what the hell youraislopbores.me

The real secret to being a Confident Creative isn't having advanced skills, it's just that over time you get so familiar with feeling like a confused hack that eventually it doesn't feel like a big deal anymore

Just realized that over the last year three of the major game engines have taken Steam down with an indie game GameMaker- Deltarune - June Unity - Silksong - September Godot - Slay the Spire 2- March I have a feeling this won't happen for Unreal bc games like that usually have preorders

Is 4:20:00 too long to expect people to sit through the premiere of a video at a theatre

Sure, what’s the harm in asking

I wonder why I love the word "coward" so much. It's just so funny to me to use it

75% of podcasts are a structure by which a group of neurodivergent people trick themselves into scheduled hangs with each other, and by extension, a decently maintained friendship. (Positive)

Yayyy finally going to FullIndie again tonight :D

I'm pretty sure that a hermit will be on the winning team this time! Maybe even two or three!

Oh cool Bluesky is back

Really wanna look into making a game based on Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie just bc of how funny the title would be. Keep it going. Keep adding mediums to the suffix

I was going to make a joke about calculus but I realized it was derivative

THEY PICKED THE WRONG TIMEEEEEEEEEEE, MY LIFE IS TORTUREEEEEE WHO WANTS A WORLD WHERE IT'S SUNNY AT 9:30PM I HATE IT HERE

My sleep schedule is such a mess. I got up at 5pm yesterday, I stayed up all night, I got to bed at noon and I just woke up. Fuckkkkk

I said it before and I'll say it again

Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie absolutely ruled btw. Love weird Canadian cinema