This has been living in my head rent free for the past week. Lana Del Rey's "First Light" is a much better Bond theme than her attempt with "24" for the movie Spectre (which was rejected in favor of Sam Smith's "Writing's on the Wall").

We have questions . . . 🎤🤔

Seriously - just stop. youtu.be/4WyduoGpIPo

“Don't have temporary people make permanent decisions.” Albert "Cubby" Broccoli

I always thought Trader Joe's was a crappy grocery store, but not at this level. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRTT...

I would also appreciate it if a bunch of nerds helped me iron out any bugs in this: andrewblair.co.uk/apps/who-tit... #doctorwho

Finally putting a tally in the win column, Rudy Hell is now 1-11!!! . . . #ANDNEW @uptownvfw.org Champion?! 🤯

File under: The Things That I Want. www.omegawatches.com/en-us/watch-...

This is how you get Jurassic Parked youtu.be/Nu6Q5333Mgg?...

JFC - Why are the youth so fucking stupid?! These kids need a maximum foot in their ass! youtu.be/sb--BiQogQ8...

The two-time NASCAR champion died on Thursday, a day after passing out in a Chevrolet simulator. n.pr/49iqE0E

Unpopular opinion - The last episode of "The Late Show" wasn't that great. Yes, it was nice to see Paul McCartney return to the Ed Sullivan. But beyond that, in my opinion, it just didn't feel as special as it was hyped up to be. The St. Elsewhere/wormhole thing was poorly executed as the theme.

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

While on the phone with cable customer service: Rep: "Let me borrow your time while I fix this." Me: "You can't borrow time. Borrowing something assumes that you'll give it back. And time is something you don't get back. Once it's gone, it's gone forever." Rep: "You're right..."

Best answer ever.

To the politicians that pressured the funding to continue even though red flags were being raised: Fuck you and go directly to jail. www.startribune.com/political-pr...

Hey everyone! Live now for day 1! Come check out a lot of NES speedruns. :) www.twitch.tv/junkyard_dave Schedule: horaro.net/nesday/nesda... Really appreciate the retweets/likes!

There are days where I wish I could provide some of these lawmakers a very heartfelt bitch slap for the stupidity they waste time with.

Sadness - this was a good place for beer and independent pro wrestling kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

On my way to the credit union and saw some wild food running around.

On my way to the credit union and saw some wild food running around.

Original post: mastodon.social/@eff/1165126...

It's like crack, but healthier!

Tonight's dinner at the office

Holy shit, this hospital is really fucked at the moment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui4o...

Love that the first day of work and there's a big visit from the home office. Good thing I'm only here for about two hours. The job that I really wanted also wants me to start today.

I know this would probably kill me, but yes please and thank you.

Feeling old today. I'm using WordPefect to spruce up my resume.

Klobuchar pulled hard on Minnesota history while holding the floor, noting she is standing at the desk of Hubert Humphrey, who introduced the bill that was later signed to protect the Boundary Waters.

Today's movie: Network (1976). Here's a clip that's very relevant: youtu.be/BukwvMtULAY?...

Today's outdoor walking music: music.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ14...

The only pizza place we ordered from in middle school was Godfather's

Today's quote: "You whore! Whores don't get cars!!"

For some weird reason, I've been thinking about learning how to use a soroban, better known as an abacus.

Can't make this shit up even if I tried

I look back at All the President’s Men, released on this day 50 years ago. During production, screenwriter William Goldman said, “Expectations are so high on this movie that if the film is only good, it won’t be good enough.” If only he was here to see how powerful it still is: More @ Esquire…

Tonight's late night movie: Max Payne youtu.be/GklHaGfncJI?...

“I do not recognize anyone’s right to one minute of my life. Nor to any part of my energy. Nor to any achievement of mine. No matter who makes the claim, how large their number or how great their need.” ― Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead

Your computer hates you. Your phone despises you. analogdreams.zip/your-compute...

Tonight's movie: BlackBerry youtu.be/cXL_HDzBQsM?...

James Tolkan, known for his roles as a cigar-chomping naval commander in "Top Gun" and a gruff high school administrator in "Back to the Future," has died. He was 94. https://cnn.it/4s3IpHz

sigh.... home.treasury.gov/news/press-r...

Good house cleaning music: music.youtube.com/watch?v=jop3...

Today's Movie: The Big Short youtu.be/vgqG3ITMv1Q?...

This is probably the best head shaving razor I will ever own.

Today's afternoon movie: Soylent Green youtu.be/N_jGOKYHxaQ...

I notice that ‘straight’ news reporters and White House correspondents are all posting Trump’s ‘I’m glad he’s dead’ reaction to Mueller’s death with just a ‘here is the president’s response’. Very few acknowledgements of how insane and inappropriate it is for the president to respond like this.

Just incase you need another reason to stop using Google: www.theverge.com/tech/896490/...