I "weakest linked" two customers today at work.

We’re thrilled to see Openvibe featured globally on the App Store home page as one of Apple's "26 Apps for 2026." Thank you for sticking with us. We've been quiet on the release front lately, but we’ve been heads-down building. This feature is the perfect spark to kick off the year! Stay tuned 🐙

Absolutely disgusting. apnews.com/article/neth...

Mall management : We're open today even if there's a snow storm. Mall stores: Fuck you mall management. We're closing early today to keep our employees safe.

Saw this at the electronics recycling store today. Definitely feeling old.

If you're shopping today - fuck you. You had a whole year to get your shit ready for tomorrow. Don't come to me acting like an ass because you can't prioritize your tasks.

Mmm Xmas eve donuts

I'm surprised at how often I use this at work.

You know... if it wasn't for The Three Wise Men, people wouldn't be acting so damned stupid during Christmas.

I've been on the war path this past 3 days with technical support teams. First it was my cell phone company, followed by my ISP, and now my work's IT department.

Soylent Green - Liquid Edition

I don't know why, but I've had this song stuck in my head today. music.youtube.com/watch?v=WslP...

Good day for a quick walk.

Decisions were made today

So happy that someone finally beat the shit out of Jake Paul.

Today's good deed: stopping a shoplifter at the convenience store.

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Work is the only place where I can put Bawls in my mouth and get paid for it.

Need some positive vibes. Had an interview with a hiring manager for a new role today.

Shaved head Austin Theory is snack level material for me.

Found a extension for my web browser that tells me how old a job posting is on Indeed and how many people showed interest in the job. Really annoying to see posts that really shouldn't be there anymore but still come up as relevant in the search.

Need more warmth

Really dislike getting a letter from a company that my credit union does business with informing me that there’s been a security breach and my personal information has been leaked/stolen.

Cute fluffy doggo visited us at work today.

Mall management memo today - “We don’t care about snow storms. Your employees saftey are not our concern. You need to be here and be open by the time we require of you so people can spend money if they are stuck here. Good luck getting here and getting back home. Sincerely, Mall Management”

Voyager 1, NASA’s deep-space probe, could soon become the first spacecraft to reach a historic milestone. In November 2026, the probe will be one light-day from Earth. https://cnn.it/44XbUBU

Kinda hard to fix a problem with your product if you don’t use it for yourself.

Is it me, or does matcha remind anyone else of Soylent Green?

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Now this is a Lego build

First day of extended holiday hours at work. Not looking forward to getting home an hour later just because people can’t shop the mall during regular business hours because of Xmas.

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Customer: this item isn’t 40% off anymore? Me: no, Christmas capitalism was cancelled as of last night. We’re now back to regular capitalism.

@drhilariousphd.bsky.social how did your coffee ice cube experiment turn out?

Yup!

Now I know why I don’t get anything done on my days off @megaretroman.bsky.social 🤣🤣

This should be a Xmas song that is pumped into the mall’s speaker system. music.youtube.com/watch?v=qxW7...

Me: I really want a new graphics card… Also Me: GDI, stop spending money!

I really don’t understand why Lyft/Uber drivers feel the need to have the car heat cranked up to 80 degrees. It’s god awful uncomfortable to be roasted.

Updated bookshelf.

I’ve made the determination that being a shoe sales person for a mid tier brand just isn’t for me. It’s time to move on.

Another addition to the bookshelf.

On the verge of quitting my job right now in the middle of my shift. Tired of dealing with ultra upright people to shit on retail employees over the smallest thing.

This was causing a bunch of racket at the Mega Mall of Shopping during the National Day of In Person Capitalism