Im keeping my phone for five years and there isn't a goddammed thing you can do about it.

Ya Think 🤔!.......

Every time an American fills 'er up the ghost of a Venezuelan baby will sing them sweet lullabies.

...and in a strange twist Trump started dressing like him.

This was my take away all along!

BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

A rat pre-emptively sinking the ship its on...

As Trump's anxiety over the impending release of the Epstein files builds, the possibility of Dirty Donald carrying out a Wag the Dog incident increases exponentially.

Normal isn't coming back so get off your knees and fight back - what they have planned for us is far worse than anything they've already done.

🚨‼️ MORE BOMBSHELLS #Epstein #ImpeachTrump

Imagine if the Captain of the Titanic saw the iceberg from a mile away but was too afraid to change course. Inconceivable, right? Well, let me tell you about a guy by the name of Chuck Schumer…

Whoaaaaa

Now available in lead-lined as well

Party is going to hell, government is falling apart, might as well wear an idiot bucket on your head.

I know I am..

Is there a fast forward button?

This new cowed version has soft, round corners!

Remember a year ago? People still had hope, this place was full of art, cat pictures, boobs and did i mention cat pictures? Now it's just a political hose and the faucet's broken.

NATO ships will have a new sub to rescue!

Surfin' on Adderall!

If it makes anyone feel better, marble is a terrible material to build a toilet with. It's very porous and delicate, you can't use abrasives or scrub to hard. You'd literally be sitting on Trumps last dump if you use that thing!

The US is just a bad joke now!

I think his scientists should experiment on him…

1000 FBI agents spent 10’s of 1000’s of man hours redacting the Nazi🤡 in the Files. Why? Not just because he was raping 13 yo children. The Nazi🤡 was trafficking these children WITH Epstein. That’s the evidence the Nazi🤡, Bondo, Toad Blanch, Crazy Eyes KKKash and company are hiding. #ReleaseTheFiles

Oh good God!

Where the fuck did your pride end up?

The only reason you would serve under a pedofile is because you are a pedofile!

I'm embarrassed for Americans because you spent decades putting out movie after movie about how exceptionally brave you all are and yet you cower when the first nazi shows up.

If you think Trump can’t misuse the nuclear codes because "people would stop him" well those same people just watched him bulldoze a wing of the White House.

Fentanyl and coke are the new “weapons of mass destruction” lie. It’s Iraq all over again, folks. It’s always about controlling the oil.

I mean most of us would be already burning tanks, you idiots still think peaceful protest will change his mind!

Silicone can't buy happiness, or make shitty personality attractive.

It's the Epstien Ballroom!

Venezuela claims it has captured CIA-linked mercenaries plotting a “false flag” attack to justify US military action.

I. Do. Not. Believe. That. Donald. Trump. Thinks. The. People. On. The. Boats. He. Is. Blowing. Up. Are. Drug. Traffickers. I do not. I believe he is just murdering people, carte blanche...for political purposes.

It's not Canada, it's the idiot you elected!

So Argentina gets a $40 billion bailout from our tax dollars but devastated small towns here at home — nothing.

TOP 5 FACTS ABOUT TARIFFS 1. They're paid by Americans. 2. They're paid by Americans. 3. They're paid by Americans. 4. They're paid by Americans. 5. They're paid by Americans.

Whoever wins gets to be president! Seems fair.

Never work for a nazi!

"He's not planning on leaving."