You won’t lose me to thunder or lightning, but you could to crowded rooms

The hat I purchased at the state fair is about to become my ENTIRE personality thank you 🤠

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I’m gonna Regret this Forever 🌪️

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Feeling insecure about using the peace sign so often in pictures 😮‍💨👍🏼

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Into the thicc of summer 🖤🌞💚

Come over and cuddle

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I accidentally annihilated my driver’s-side window arm today ♨️

Smoked beef

Sup, bub?

Took advantage of being sick the last handful of days and worked on my beginning of summer tan. Back to work tomorrow for a few days before Pride weekend kicks off 😌

Follow me over on instagram 😌

Summer body am I right boys?

Sun’s out buns out 🌞🍑

Could use some snuggles right about now

Gonna be real brave and say that I’m a staunch supporter of gently making out with your friends 😌

You’ll try to communicate your thoughts, desires, boundaries & dreams to a gayguy & they’ll just be like Woooof

Toner complete along with a fresh trim! Went a little more blonde for now, which I don't mind at all! I think next time I'll go more silver-blonde tho cause I've always liked the severity of it in contrast against my natural color 🩶

Someone convince me not to bleach my eyebrows and my hair plz talk me down

Famous Footwear got the most bland inoffensive shoes u ever did see

I like my new pants 🍑

Doing some charity work 💁🏼‍♂️

Me: Unreal My dumbass brain: Urinal :)

I hate a “well, you should’ve stayed offline to avoid spoilers” ass bitch

Fat crow Friday

Why do the shorts that box stores sell always have an obscenely homophobic inseam?

This mirror at Macy’s dirty af 🪞

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Lemme come over and bully you in my new chain

Gettin a head start to #humpday 🍑

I, in fact, do not know what the sentence in parentheses even means, but go off

If you’ve ever wanted to know what I look like in person, forget any picture you’ve ever seen of me - I’m literally just this lil guy on the side of the new TJ’s meatball calzone packaging

Love boys! 👹

hello tuesday ✨💜

My legs look massive tonight

Creatine and Chipotle 👼🏻

Hola

Stoplight party so I guess I’ll wear the only yellow I have

Tummy Tuesdayyyye 💪🔥

Lady Gaga (pop/electronic/rock/jazz) Hozier (folk/blues/indie rock) Lorn (dark synthwave/ambient) Ethel Cain (gothic rock/folk/drone) Nine Inch Nails (industrial/electronic/metal) Heilung (neofolk/ethnic industrial)

Monochrome Monday somethin’r other 💦