mr smooth brain going seamlessly from military objectives to how nice the east wing is going to be when it's finished.

somehow I overextended a muscle all the way from my neck to my elbow and damn if that doesn't make every possible sleeping and sitting position awful

overheard at rehearsal: "it's so hard, it just wants to go faster."

"Are you crying?" "...I've been over the goose with the fumes" -Journey to the Center of the Earth, 1959

has someone recut what about bob as a horror movie? it could probably work.

is it a setup problem or bad technique?: my life with guitar

this valentine's day, get your partner the gift that keeps on giving: a divorce!

why get Bad Bunny when they could've gotten Good German?

is it too much to ask for a touchdown in the super bowl? must we win the game of football with our feet?

Eiffel 65 shows up to the duke/carolina game, has no idea who to root for.

of course as soon as I get excited about recording again logic pro x decides it wants to crash when I mess with takes.

warming up the old website! check out the demos/jams and laugh at my mistakes and mixing errors. bryanhansen503.wixsite.com/bryanhansenb...

Silent Movie - Mel Brooks Some great gags and slapstick! This musical score rules. Wish there wasn't a recurring f**s joke. It's hard to tell with Brooks if he's in on the joke or just stereotyping.

endlessly searching for the dvd of Groundhog Day I know we own and giving up and renting it each year

Love the angry man shouting about jesus with face tattoos

justin bieber giving the most street-busker-esque performance

had to share. pretty and tasty!

watching the grammys. keeping a mental tally of who actually sings and who just lip syncs

dad got a new vcr/dvd combo and the sound of a tape rewinding is unlocking memories

Grew up with this Canadian icon as SCTV was a big part of our must watch tv. Thanks for all the laughs. Huge loss for 🍁. Rest Easy Catherine. 😢💔 people.com/catherine-oh...

watching have I got news for you is making me realize that left-leaning comedy these days is just saying, "you are not crazy, this situation is crazy." shame it's on cnn, but hey.

No gloves or surgical mask today? Budget cuts, what can you do?

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

ICE is a criminal conspiracy

overheard at guitar center: the most mid player: do we get a discount for buying the expensive guitars? the most annoyed employee: no player: how do you put wheels on an amp? employee: drill holes in the bottom

I can't wait to see this year's roundup of MLK day quotes from fascist politicians.

donnie darko is a weird fuckin movie

three days grace and green day are dad rock now

seems like a good night to watch casablanca

spinal tap 2 had me chuckling more than I thought. every time that pedalboard came up I was howling.

rob roy is more intense of a movie than I was expecting

got up to lvl 66 in poke rogue! it's fun!

knives out 1 still slaps!

I have seen kpop demon hunters the music makes the movie, it's very silly otherwise

Knives Out 3 is good! You should see it! I think the main character is little inauthentic and some of the smaller parts aren't fully developed, but the film really nails the landing. It's telling that the opening conversation between Father Jud and Blanc is about storytelling, since the movie...

lil weird of the nintendo store to sell this pillow of luigi taking a violent dookie

I heard the new Metroid has a route split hidden behind dialogue choices

the family in home alone is just atrocious so was kevin but like you see where he gets it from

40 first zootopias

the scorpio episode of the simpsons

ok hbo, let's see what you've got under "comedies" -My Dinner With Andre huh, never seen that before, but I've heard of it. let's try it (1hr 45min later) ...is this a comedy? is anything a comedy?

watched the first superman movie tonight, first time I'd ever seen it -krypton was great! campy as hell but nothing else looks like that -christopher reeve is the best superman! actual sense of humor, and you can tell he's having fun (no shade on the new guy) -lois lane got done dirty in this film

second draft of the battlestation! i'm having trouble getting ableton and the mixer to really work together, I think I need to adjust the timing on ableton to be slightly later than my instruments running through the mixer.

Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you

first draft of the battlestation! nice thing is I can swap out the mpk for a digitakt with a minimum of re-wiring, though I'd probably dump the samples in that case.

Daft punk was right. Steam machine

day three of being noticeably sick, don't use the pools at hotels