Religious things happening with my Home Depot bucket.

Why did I schedule physio for 9:00am tomorrow lol

Jenn: There is no peace at Dangerous Ladies, only warfare.

MJ coded characters that I have cosplayed: - dork wizard - emo trash - french clown - Every Thing is wrong with her 📸: @lxe.bsky.social + @kameraninja.bsky.social

Jules coded characters I’ve cosplayed - magical woman with two boyfriends - blonde with a big ass - blonde with a big ass - magical woman with two boyfriends Photos by @lxe.bsky.social and @kameraninja.bsky.social

Tomas forgot to put his tongue in his mouth

Tigers Jaw only Canadian date is in Vancouver :( come back to Toronto!!

Soldier girl:

Every woman who plays Elden Ring should get $100 every time some guy misgenders the black knife assassins. They! Are! All! Women! Black Knife Tiche didn’t die protecting Alecto for this slander.

Go to gym bc it’s good for heart. Chest hurts. Chest hurts????

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

But also the real challenge is lift my camera without being tired by anime north

I’ve been pretty damn good at going to the gym regularly but does it even mean anything if I can’t stop bloating

kindly miquella and his age of compassion [ #eldenring #soulsborne #art ]

Carved in Stone is a comprehensive setting guide for early medieval Pictish society, and as such my work on it was wide and varied and included illustrating real artifacts, speculative penannular brooch designs, and even the animals that would have inhabited their world.

The Night of Black Knives #ELDENRING

It smells like human shit on the queen car 🥲

I finally have headphones that work which I have not had consistently for 2 years lol?? Rediscovering songs I like with actually good audio quality. Remembering how hard these lyrics go. music.apple.com/ca/album/let...

I love her

Dropped something on my foot and thought I was okay but I am not okay

ハルモニア / Harmonia #ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN

Jetpack cat announced and they named her Fika… you can’t just name a cat Fika 😂😂😂 (Why was it not Mitzi anyway?)

This song and its music video live in my head rent free m.youtube.com/watch?v=YCYa...

#nightreign Path to light and darkness

I wanna eat a steak right now. Just a huge steak and a glass of wine lol

My phone just upgraded to Liquid Glass. It’s so fucking bad. Immediately turned on every accessibility setting ever.

Noklateo, the Shrouded City 隠れ都ノクラテオ #ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN

I have bruises on the TOPS of my feet. 🥲

OW really tryina get me back

A sketch page commission for @triumphantbass.com of Nymeia the Spinner from XIV! I had a lot of fun drawing her, such a beautiful design I hadn’t seen before. Thank you once again for your patronage ☺️

Man: enters the subway and immediately stops in the doorway

Cosplaying mercy was the stupidest decision I ever made and I hate OW now but oh my god… I would do it in a heartbeat

Ngl I hate R*noir bc when he designed an interpretation of his wife in the canvas it was just a woman with a hole in her face 🤢

Black Knife Assassin #ELDENRING

I am in so much pain it’s exhausting. I just got up from my desk and everything moved very wrong.

#eldenring #nightreign Twin horses, galloping side by side

#Nightreign #eldenring Balancer doodle ハルモニア落書き

#eldenring Abandon 置き去りにされた感情

隠者 / Recluse #ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN

Remember when queen Marika basically told her kids they’re useless unless they become gods and then threw two of them in a sewer and banished one to the shadow realm? Pepperidge Farm Remembers. Photos by @lxe.bsky.social

reposting this with better colors bc idk what I was thinking 2 years ago...lol #eldenring

Was watching a vid about people's (largely negative) reactions to Wuthering Height's costuming; I actually like the costumes but they look so jarring with the setting in a way that doesn't feel purposeful. The story is so surreal I think it would have gone crazy with abstract, stage-like sets!!

cat statuettes studies (part 2) #art

Wow an entire album… what a day to not have headphones

Caught against the sun, a great egret (Ardea alba) displays the details of its wing and tail feathers, even the bone structure of its wings. Photo taken at Isleta Lakes, New Mexico on February 1, 2026. #nature #naturephotography #birds

Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,

Nightreign - Revenant Promotional Art

Listen I’m not theorizing too much about the new M*R lore, but I am pleased to know it’s bringing back d*nger d*ys and all of the haters will finally realize it is their best album.