Am I bored of Star Fox 64 remakes? Yes. Will I buy ever single one? Absolutely.

In the pantheon of ridiculous things we’ve done, this one is on an entirely different level.

Here’s your reminder that I’m very hot.

He's going to frame Roger Rabbit and destroy Toontown if it's the last thing he does!

Let me tell you - this stuff is amazing.

We’re back at it tonight!

MADONNA SABRINA

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

Is 0 or -1 an option?

I think you mean the White House is breaking a law that was put in place by congress after Watergate.

So much for that.

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

Make some adjustments.

Get you a coworker who will 3d print your designs.

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

Making an obscene amount of bone broth.

You bitches could never.

Klingon Fabric Store: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DYE

Uma Thurman joins Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns, and Toni Collette in Hereditary in my Mount Rushmore of actresses who deserved oscars for iconic roles for her performance in Kill Bill. How she didn’t get a nomination is baffling. Lucy Liu deserved a nom for supporting as well.

WE ARE SO BACKKKKKKKKKK

I think I nailed it this time. Still bordering Family Guy territory but it’s better. Still need a tri-com badge. @mikemcmahan.bsky.social any notes?

Fuck yes. More than ever before, we’re so back.

I tried to draw myself wearing a uniform I designed in the style of Lower Decks but I took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in Family Guy territory.

Star Trek: Picard should have been him visited by the people that meant the most in his life as he succumbed to Irumodic Syndrome and his realization that his life of survive was filled with joy and loved ones. A period on a life that transcended the person who lived it.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

I said it before but I mean it this time: I’m off dating permanently. Only sex and hard drugs from now on.

Here’s the thing: how the fuck is anyone on stage supposed to see and hear all? Let’s be real. You can’t even hear yourself think. That being said - good statement.

"if you were in charge of star trek, what would you do?" Hand the franchise to Kirsten Beyer, Aaron Waltke and Mike McMahan. Let them do whatever they want.

I know spring is already over because all I want to hear are cunty dance tracks.

LOVE IS DEAD

Join us in the badlands, what could possibly go wrong? Going live in just under 2 hours... TinyURL.com/SalonApr9 #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager

Weaponized my gay audacity and penchant for stunts and schemes to solve a massive issue at work today. I’ve never been happier to be a raging homosexual.

I think I’m finally at peace with the end of this era of Star Trek. Obviously, I would love for this to continue but maybe it’s time for a fresh start with new minds and creatives. While not perfect (no series or era is), I’m grateful for how many diverse series, stories, and characters we got.

Fucking gross.

I have so many thoughts about Voyager. I’m about to make them everyone’s problem.

Proof I’ve always been cute af

Excited for Schumer and Jeffries’s strongly worded letter about this.

ITS HAPPENING.

One of our best episodes! @nanavisitor.bsky.social is an absolutely delight and a treasure for putting up with our nonsense.

No Salon tonight, but we have a lot of fun videos on the channel to fill the time! Salon 5: tinyurl.com/Salon5Playlist #Podcast

Congratulations to everyone at NASA and all the international partners who made today's launch possible! #IDIC #LLAP #Artemis

I just need to walk around these sets just once. They’re gorgeous.

i’m enamored with this thing. there’s something very beautiful and also very perverse an N64 controller that’s Normal

If anyone tries to pull an April Fools Prank on me today, I will kms.

This is an intimidation tactic. Trump is notorious for doing this in past court cases. He shouldn’t be allowed in.

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov