In addition to being very hot and very sexy, I also make an incredible Sunday roast - feat Walter.

Gentle reminder that I’m still very hot and sexy.

Made pastry cream from scratch. I should be on Great British Bake Off.

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love. Me in a comically large box.

Gross!

I love how majority of these designs fall into one of three categories: crabs, vaginas, or vagina crabs.

Twin Peaks:

👀

ok

People tell you not to meet your idols - they clearly weren’t talking about Nana Visitor.

Come watch me ask @nanavisitor.bsky.social a series of ridiculous questions. You won’t be disappointed.

I so enjoyed my time spent with this group:)

She got Janet out of retirement? Damn

the body keeps the tea. boots.

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I am the Diane Sawyer of Star Trek podcasts.

I would like to see an episode of Star Trek (any franchise) in which Jeffrey Combs plays all of the characters.

Gaga is coming to DC in March - maybe not all is lost.

IM SO UNBELIEVABLY BORED OMGGGG

gotta bring this classic over here

developed a chocolate chip cookie recipe that uses sourdough starter discard. i missed my calling as a baker.

Loved Gaga’s new song and video

Today was not the move:

Look guys, the martial law is temporary. It’s just a brief vacation from having any rights.

Big moves from the “No New Wars” president.

Made the mistake of trying to update my character and crew in STO. @thomasthecat.bsky.social would it be possible to take a look at the tailor in the future? It’s so buggy. I feel like I’m going insane.

This might be the best thing I’ve ever baked. At least top 5.

you bitches can’t take me.

Do Klingon's have two buttholes?

How I captain a ship

Hayley Williams delivered the best album of the year with Ego Death. The tracks were amazing on their own but ordered into an album, it gives stunning context to the work. Hayley moves so effortlessly from influence to influence with such wit and experimentation. The album is a shimmering triumph.

i'm gonna fuck the cracker barrel

Just learned against my will that there is a militant wing of Swifties called “Gaylors” that believe Taylor is a lesbian and in a conservatorship so she can’t come out.

There will be a time in the very near future that this album will be discovered by the gp and will ascend to the pantheon of Britney’s greatest albums. ITZ and Blackout have had resurgences, Glory is destined to have one soon.

a gay guy opening youtube at a party is the equivalent of a straight guy getting out a guitar

Why’s her desk legs giving emo girl?

Why is this woman doing shots right before bed?

I told y’all you can’t take me

When you put @praisecheesus.bsky.social in charge of a podcast segment youtube.com/shorts/B7ATI...

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You bitches can’t take me

much easier to understand the sheer bloody intensity of the civil war when you have a good grasp on just how terrible slavery was.

Suicide Squad (2016) won the Oscar for hair and makeup this year over Star Trek Beyond. Let that sink in. This insane makeup lost to Jared Leto’s face tattoos.

Gonna kick back and spend the afternoon solving a hard-boiled period mystery on the holodeck. Sure there’s an ion storm going on, but it’s probably fine. I won’t be trapped in there or anything.

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Pivoting to dumb and hot this year.

Alf:

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