Clearly half the men in Ghana think a ponytail suits them. #ghapan #worldcup

I think we can all safely agree that this didn't work for anyone. #itvfootball

Very nice. I thought he was taking too long over it, but the lad kept his cool. 👏 #engcro #worldcup

If we don't end up getting that 4th goal, this will end up a draw, or worse, a loss. #engcro #worldcup

Croatia are wobbling. #engcro #worldcup

Heyyyyyyy Jude. *lighter* #engcro #worldcup

Hey Meta, shove your pervy spyware sunlasses up your arse. #meta #engcro #worldcup

Harry Kane moving a ladybird before taking the pen #EngCro

“It is hard to grasp just how humiliating this is for the USA (and Israel).” - Phillips O’Brien

Well you have to admit it's a cracking game, at least. #engcro #worldcup

Seems a bit dangerous to have a lion in the crowd. #engcro #worldcup

Well... #engcro #worldcup

DRAMA. #engcro #worldcup

The Croatians pressing high, as is the way, these days. #engcro #worldcup

Absolutely mental finish to that game. #worldcup #frasen

Shearer's blatantly got a bet on France. #worldcup #frasen

I have to admit, ITV have got themselves a pad. #itvfootball #worldcup

I'll have to watch Idiocracy. I've never watched it, but I feel like I've already watched it, just watching the news in 2026.

Call me mad, considering the current scoreline, but I think Japan could win this. I think they could well get a draw, at least. #nedjpn #worldcup

3 quality goals 👏. Nice game, this. #worldcup #nedjpn

Not exactly sure why we need a huge boost in defence spending, other than to please the orange bastard, and the US firms that will profit from it. Who's going to invade us, Russia? They're currently losing to Ukraine and are fast running out of money and soldiers. #labour

Thanks to the orange idiot, I think Iran, for better or worse, will now be free to develop nuclear weapons, and the US won't be able to stop them, because any bombing of them will just cause Iran to close the Straight again. Iran's now pretty much free to do what it wants.

Scotland top of the group, Brazil, 3rd. I suspect this situation is likely to last. 🤣 #worldcup

Not very often you see Brazil playing on the break. #bramor #worldcup

Not sure why they don't stop the clock for hydration breaks. 6-7 minutes extra time at the end of each half just seems silly. #qatsui #worldcup

I'm slightly baffled as to why Andy Burnham, since he started his campaign, has adopted exactly the same strategy that has failed so disasterously for Keir Starmer, of appeasing Reform voters. It's like a habit they slip into. It's probably coming from the same, bad advisers. #labour #Makerfield

Andy Burnham really is Mr Weathervane. Shifted his position on just about everything within a month. Sometimes within the space of 24 hours! I've now got to the point I hope Reform win in Makerfield, so Ed Miliband has a chance of becoming PM instead. #Labour #reform #burnham #makerfield

Balogun's pretty decent. #USAPAR #worldcup

The power of the Poch has been instilled into the Americans. That and Tom Cruise's thetans. #USAPAR #WorldCup

Reckon Mexico have got this. Final score 3-0 to the Mex! #WorldCup #WorldCup2026 #openingceremony

Sithole's quite well named. #WorldCup #WorldCup2026 #openingceremony

South Africa could be in for a harsh beating, here. #WorldCup #WorldCup2026 #openingceremony

That opening ceremony told me Mexico really need to up their pop game, Shakira (not Mexican) excluded. #WorldCup #WorldCup2026 #openingceremony

That Shakira Shakira? #WorldCup #WorldCup2026 #openingceremony

Mexican Pitbull. #WordCup #WorldCup2026 #openingceremony

The chance of Coldplay not turning up at the opening ceremony is next to zero, I think. #worldcup

Hear me out. I have a theory that Samson of the Bible fame, was the original ME sufferer. The hair thing was a red herring. #mecfs #pwME #LongCovid en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson

If a tech company wants to build a data centre in the UK, it should also have to build a school or a hospital with it, with the excess heat it generates, heating said school or hospital in the colder months.

We all agree that the USA shouldn't be hosting the World Cup. Who should be?

No. Fuck off, please.

While ordinary people struggle every day to pay the rent or mortgage - Andrew was not only living in a palace for almost nothing, he was subletting them for cash. The greed of the wealthy elites in this country is breathtaking.

Wut.

I'm increasingly of the opinion that Labour have convinced themselves that they have a charisma problem, not a policy problem, & that everything will be fine & dandy if they just replace Starmer with Burnham. Even Burnham himself is now being convinced of this, it seems. Wrong. #labour #burnham

NEWS! Deacon Blue did not write "A van called Didnae See" about Nicola Sturgeon. So we did. newsthump.com/2026/06/03/d...

🧵Once again, billionaire oligarchs are squeezing the last meager remnants of the public’s savings. Elon Musk & co have engineered a way to make ordinary investors "participate" whether they want to or not: index funds. Nasdaq’s rule changes #SpaceX #Palantir #Thiel #Musk #Twitter #X #xAI

Going through old photos and have no idea what this was for :D

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